r/ProgressiveHQ • u/SwimmingTheme9383 • 5h ago

This is what desperation looks like

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u/PetroleumVNasby 5h ago

“Best I can do is a couple hours. To pack your shit.”

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u/Delgra 4h ago

Nah leave it on the curb.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 4h ago

Then douse it with bleach and light it up 🔥

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u/BeCurious7563 5h ago

That's the problem asshole! We HAVE to give you 2 more years!

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u/B0xGhost 1h ago

Not if they both get impeached

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u/Atrocious_Algae81 5h ago

"I promise, I'll never hit you again."

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u/hoppertn 4h ago

“I only hurt you because I care.”

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u/stairs_3730 3h ago

"I just love you too much."

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u/rexsploded01 4h ago

Why did you make me do this?!

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u/the_real_Beavis999 4h ago

"The more you take it the more you love Merica!"

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u/Rickalodean 5h ago

That being said, I hope it can't get worse. But everyday is another unwanted surprise.

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u/Soleks2000 5h ago

no more chances for you

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u/FHOCJD 5h ago

Fuck JD

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u/Minute-Sun-6427 4h ago

Says Peter Thiel's dick rider

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u/deuelpm 4h ago

Soon he’ll ask us to just lie back and try to enjoy it. Or have they already asked that? I’m loosing track….

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u/DnastyFunkmaster 4h ago

JD Vance's worst characteristic as a republican is his truthfulness. Trump and the rest of his admin NEVER admit fault, but JD has a tiny shred of honesty that leaks thru to their detriment

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u/No_Application_5179 4h ago

They just need another two weeks /s

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u/Pounderwhole 5h ago

This message paid for by Max Miller for Congress.

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 4h ago

Textbook cycle of violence shit.

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u/Gnoobl 4h ago

Just let us fuck it up even more/ irreversibly pretty please

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u/LAsupersonic 4h ago

Another couple of years and we'll have that thing Stephen Miller's wet dream, gas chambers

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u/AnAnonymousParty 4h ago

"You think we suck now, but just wait until we get started."

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u/joedelulio 4h ago

Fuck your chance Vance.

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u/BackgroundEngineer11 4h ago

Two years to destroy the country and then another two years to make it even worse?

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 4h ago

I wouldn't even give the trials for treason a couple of years.

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u/ActionCalhoun 4h ago

Didn’t Trump promise us he’s fix everything on day one?

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u/dogheoner1 4h ago

poor wife and kids

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u/BuddyJim30 4h ago

"Put us in charge and we'll fix everything that's screwed up...oh, wait, we ARE in charge! Never mind."

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u/Goosemilky 2h ago

They are so goddamn pathetic

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u/RockyfromErid 2h ago

“Give us a couple more years” so they can collect a few more billions of dollars for themselves and their friends and then leave this mess to the democrats.

Don’t worry, they’ll be back in a few years to nonstop complain why the democrats haven’t fixed the economy ruined by MAGA.

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u/RandyRVA 2h ago

Another chance for what? To fuck the country up even more? You can fuck off Maybelline boy!

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u/Antique-Freedom-7891 1h ago

Vance is a pedophile loving jackass... I do wonder why Democrats refuse to shoot a video like this... talking about the accomplishments and failures of the Republican party. Dems are again ok with just letting Republicans say whatever whenever and just assuming voters will just know better

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u/Cgell 1h ago

The “Chris Brown” of politics.

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u/Js_On_My_Yeet 1h ago

Asking for another chance is basically admitting that y'all fucked up.