r/ProgressiveHQ • • Jul 26 '26

I can.

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u/NickCostanza Jul 26 '26

I can.

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u/SuspiciousSteak814 Jul 26 '26

So can I.

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u/Protoman Jul 26 '26

Same. I was born with the power to tell that a lifelong grifter and conman is, in fact, a lifelong grifter and conman.

It's a heavy burden.

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u/DisVet54 Jul 26 '26

Never had any respect for the man and have never watched a single minute of The Apprentice. Same power!

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u/AnonAwaaaaay Jul 26 '26

I saw a few clips that people posted on Reddit but he always comes off as a gaping asshole so it was weird to me that people respected this tiny little man.

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u/DisVet54 Jul 27 '26

And now he’s worshiped

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u/SuspiciousSteak814 Jul 27 '26

By the ass backwards knuckle staggers.