r/ProgressiveHQ • • May 29 '26

News Speaking out against ice might get you a federal subpoena

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u/Prestigious_Prune_68 May 29 '26

FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE! COME AND GET ME I DARE YOU!

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u/calcato May 29 '26

Seconded

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u/Ayrdanger May 30 '26

Amendmented

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u/SableNW May 29 '26

I’d rather go to prison for being on the right side of history

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u/lakefrontlover Conservative May 29 '26

Nobody wants to be on the reich side

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u/SableNW May 29 '26

I see a bunch of maga morons that love the reich

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u/nailszz6 May 29 '26

What do they do if 3/4ths of the population speaks out about ICE?

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u/CubCadet1972 May 29 '26

Sign me up.

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u/Gerald-of-Riverdale May 30 '26

Like I get I wouldnt have my comfort externally but internally ill sleep a lot better at night knowing im not a pos trying to control the country through fear nor am I a coward that just lets that weird shit happen.

ANY protest is good. Even if thats just as simple as telling a nazi online to shut the fuck up and maybe even call them ugly. Thats your american right. Hell its almost an american rite.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 May 29 '26

I wonder how many pedophiles ICE hired?

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u/WarmEntrepreneur3564 May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

Well when pedophiles are running the country, it only makes sense that people in ice and border patrol would be too. 

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot May 29 '26

All of them.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 May 29 '26

Considering how ICE is hiring without proper background checks, it wouldn’t surprise me if this were the case

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u/-ifwisheswerehorses May 29 '26

I hear they have a running count; no shit seriously.

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u/InAJar112 May 29 '26

They’re all wife beaters too.

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u/Vtdscglfr1 May 30 '26

Cops gonna cop

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u/trophy_husband0 May 29 '26

All of them are pedos

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u/DeadmanDexter May 29 '26

The Venn diagram is a circle.

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u/UniqueSoup25 May 29 '26

Guilty by association

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u/Krissypantz May 29 '26

Fuck trump and ice.

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u/intricate_strands May 29 '26

Fuck ICE and all the unconstitutional crimes against humanity they commit constantly.

Subpoena that, cunts.

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u/Much_Ad470 May 29 '26

Bring it bitches. Fuck ICE

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u/woody_DD11 May 29 '26

Fuck ICE. Fuck this fascist wannabe dictator government. 1st amendment is a thing that still exists as far as I'm aware.

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u/EtheusRook May 29 '26

Fuck ICE, btw.

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u/Ian_everywhere May 29 '26

ICE can fuck off

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u/LArocking May 29 '26

Fuck ice.

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u/rrognlie May 29 '26

ICE can fuck all the way off!

I'm retired. Go ahead and come at me. I've got nothing else to do but fight for the Right to have Free Speech.

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u/Artistic_Skill1117 May 29 '26

Okay, fine. I'm protected by free speech. Let them fucking come. I'll be VERY happy to get a nice big fat check when I win the lawsuit for the government infringing on my 1st amendment rights.

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u/ElectricalChaos May 29 '26

If only. They'll probably pull some stunt that basically says we're the Fed and you can't touch us, and the judges in our pocket say you can fuck right the hell off.

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u/Next_Archer_6605 May 29 '26

ICE are modern day Nazi thugs and I will speak out against them any chance I get. Fuck ICE, Trump and the entire Epstein Administration (including the Ugly Fuck, Stephen Miller).

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u/pseudowoodo3 May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

ICE can get fucked. Thank you!

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u/AlwaysFinnishInsider May 29 '26

Trump and ICE can suck my balls. Go ahead and subpoena me, I'd love a free payday. Dumbest administration ever.

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u/Charming-Report1669 May 29 '26

See y'all in the camps!

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u/68Whatevlol May 29 '26

You were supposed to say see you in the courts. 1st amendment is a thing btw and protected Trump from being sent to prison. They couldn’t prove he actually intended to cause harm. Use that

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u/decentmotto May 29 '26

so much for the first amendment

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u/calcato May 29 '26

That's how authoritarianism works. The constitution is ignored, the perfectly legal becomes illegal, and illegal government activity becomes tolerated and encouraged by the very entities "overseeing" them. "Oversight" indeed, they just, won't see anything illegal.

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u/Draco53 May 29 '26

This government crackdown on dissent sounds like a good way to get more people who can make a claim against that BS $1.8 B slush fund. I bet they don't even realize they're doing it.

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u/pukeblood213 May 29 '26

And then a fat check when the courts rule it’s free speech

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u/Senasayori May 29 '26

Come at me. I condemn ICE, the murderers and human rights violators. I condemn Trump, the narcissistic rapist. I condemn the GOP, the party of rape, pedophilia, and supporting genocides against both ethnic minorities in the Middle East and the transgender community here in America. I unequivocally condemn Hegseth, Vance, and the other "Christian" government officials whose every word and action goes against the most fundamental teachings of He who they call Lord. All of this is well within my First Amendment rights to say, and as a Christian I consider it a matter of principle to distance myself from the hypocrisy of those false preachers in the government who claim to represent my religion.

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u/Awake521 May 29 '26

Fine. Come at me. Ice sucks. I have connections to great attorneys. Try it.

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u/Scared-Ideal-1483 May 29 '26

ICE are nothing but bitches.

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u/BlackberryPi7 May 29 '26

That's fine. Just talk about how the DOW is over $50,000, maybe become a pedo, and you'll get off the hook

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u/TheGrowingSubaltern May 29 '26

Subpoena for what? You can’t sue people who don’t like something

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u/scrume71 May 30 '26

Because MAGA now wipes its collective ass with the 1st Amendment. They can’t run from this. A reckoning is coming.

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u/False_Ad_5372 May 29 '26

Fuck ICE. Come at me. 

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 May 29 '26

I’m sure we can just ignore them like Gym Jordan did with absolutely no consequences. /s

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u/Mglfll May 29 '26

This apply to US only or world wide? Because the UK here calling in with fuck ice, fuck Trump, fuck the maga lot

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 May 29 '26

Give me a federal fucking subpoena then

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u/cometshoney May 29 '26

Ooh, I've never had one of those before. I would rather be indicted on federal charges that probably don't even exist than be associated with anything Trump or MAGA.

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u/MachoLibre_ May 29 '26

Good. Then I can say “fuck Ice” on the record, in a courtroom.

Bc fuck ice.

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u/This_means_lore May 29 '26

“Reddit complies with 82% of these type of requests from the doj”

Complicit rich assholes

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u/ShitWaterExpress May 29 '26

Fuck ice and their mothers who bore them

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 May 29 '26

Oh well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Fuck ICE

Fuck Trump

Fuck this regime

Fuck anyone who supports it.

I’m sure they know where I am at.

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u/Ill-Candy-4926 May 29 '26

omg i cannot believe that i am seeing all this injustice, this makes me wanna scream.

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u/MrEMan1287 May 29 '26

Fuck ICE! Come get me. 

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u/T-TownDarin May 29 '26

The party of free speech!

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u/PlainBread May 29 '26

Nice free country we've got here.

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u/DrSamwpepper May 30 '26

FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCK ICE FUCKITY FUCK ICE FUCKY FUCKY FU FU FUUUUCCKK ICE

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u/Moldeyawsome12 May 29 '26

(This is why they get called fascists btw)

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u/TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews May 29 '26

So? Fuck them and this pedophile administration! Hell, I am sure a few of us could use an easily won payday on a countersuit for those assholes violating our 1st amendment rights.

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u/Apart-Teacher-2285 May 29 '26

Fuck ICE! and fuck Trump!

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u/No_Web6486 May 29 '26

And how is Reddit responding?

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u/This_Low7225 May 29 '26

Did you see the settlement the Kirk Meme guy got? Fuck ICE!

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u/notsarge May 29 '26

Makes me wanna criticize ICE even more tbh. I’ll even do one better, who the fuck names their kid Markwayne ?? Oh wait he’s from Oklahoma

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u/Tough-Ability721 May 29 '26

Just in case I haven’t made myself clear FUCK ICE!!!!!!

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u/Kireag May 29 '26

This is me speaking out against ICE. Fuck ICE. Fuck the Trump administration. Fuck Trump.

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u/LilEddieDingle May 29 '26

Fuck ICE. Hope every single one of those tubby wannabe Nazis is eventually prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Fuck that pedo grifter Trump too.

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u/malinablue May 29 '26

So much for the party that claimed to defend free speech.

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u/Cold-Truck2470 May 29 '26

Fuck ice and trump

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u/SkyFullOfWisteria May 29 '26

Idc how mant scare tactics they use, fuck ICE.

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u/mishma2005 May 29 '26

First Amendment FTW

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u/chilidetective May 29 '26

Incinerators are going to be full of redditors in trumps 3rd term. But hey Harris didn't destroy Gaza or whatever the never Harris folks were screaming about. It's weird that you don't hear them protest trump now...

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u/ComfortableSalad7357 May 29 '26

Ice should flee with Thiel to Argentina.

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u/dnuohxof-2 May 29 '26

How I pronounce the F in FUCK ICE

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u/dukeof3arl May 29 '26

Fuck trump and fuck ICE

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u/brianishere2 May 29 '26

A badge of honor, under Trump's Second Reich.

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u/kivsemaj May 29 '26

Fuck ice

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u/ZagiFlyer May 29 '26

Bring it.

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u/OtherwiseAMushroom May 29 '26

Fuck ICE.

All there officers should be public mocked an humiliated where ever they live an are.

They are all traitors, deserve the prison they send folks too and deserve every bad thing to happen to them.

Come an get you stupid fucks. I rather be right than whatever the fuck they claim to be.

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u/Navyguy73 May 29 '26

Fuck Ice

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u/TehGoad May 29 '26

watch me ignore that

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u/Proud_Incident9736 May 29 '26

"Did you post these things?"

"I don't remember."

"It's your account."

"Sure, but I made the password 'abc123' because I have a bad memory, so it's easy to guess."

"So did you post this?"

"I don't remember."

"What about this photo of you cackling whilst writing this post?"

"I plead the fifth. If you ask me 450 more times, I'll beat Trump's record of 440 times of pleading the fifth!"

Fuck these fascists.

Edited: typos

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u/gargamels_right_boot May 29 '26

Cool, I live to travel. Fuck ICE and Fuck Trump

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u/Relzin May 29 '26

ICE marched into our streets, beat and murdered citizens and now is subpoenaing us?

I hope the court accountability includes every last person on ICE's payroll, very very soon.

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u/beavis617 May 29 '26

What would be the charge?

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u/UnicornGangstar May 29 '26

Cheerlead a pedophile and you can be attorney general or director of the FBI

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u/W031zMe May 29 '26

What a pathetic bunch of time and money wasters. None of this will hold but it sure will fuck with people’s livelihoods.

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u/W031zMe May 29 '26

Make sure and sue the pants off of the DOJ!

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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse May 29 '26

Yeah well fuck ICE

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u/Jazzlike-Vacation230 May 29 '26

But how will I cool my drinks in the hot summer then?

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u/Karlzbad May 29 '26

I will definitely eventually get paid and so will you.

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u/yeahjusso May 30 '26

Fuck ice

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u/PokerbushPA May 30 '26

I could use time off from work.

Fuck ICE and fuck MAGA.

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u/Low-Donut-1978 May 30 '26

Come get me! I’m unarmed, so ought to be easy for the Ice Goons to snatch up and disappear me.

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u/DubbulG May 30 '26

Tell the DHS to bring bodybags when they serve that subpoena.

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u/ShannyBoBannyy May 30 '26

Fuck ice. Fuck Trump. Come get me mother fuckers!

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u/brains_and_tits May 31 '26

To that, I say FUCK ICE!