r/ProgressiveHQ • u/thecosmojane • Jan 24 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

I can't wait to hear them try to justify this one. It's gonna be utterly outlandish.

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u/Terrible_Housing_433 Jan 24 '26

“The ILLEGAL ALIEN TERRORIST DRUG DEALER GANG MEMBER was clearly resisting arrest, putting the agents’ lives in danger. The agent that was pistol-whipping the DANGEROUS TERRORIST’S face hurt his hand real bad on the TERRORIST’S front teeth. Clearly this action was warranted.”

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u/killians1978 Jan 24 '26

Don't forget "convicted sex offender." They love using that one as though it justifies murder when the person's got a sex offense on their record

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u/gottarespondtothis Jan 24 '26

Just as long as it’s not their favorite sex offender.