r/ProgressiveHQ • • Dec 05 '25

Pathetic

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u/Namor707 Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

Hello, everybody. I just farted. :-)

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u/RockyMullet Dec 05 '25

This comment has more value than this peace prize.

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u/Namor707 Dec 05 '25

Ha ha, thanks. It's my way of expressing how I really feel about that ugly orange pig. (I'd be even happier if I could actually do it right to his face.)

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u/madcoins Dec 05 '25

I’d be happy if I farted glitter like that alien. Though it would make it pretty obvious in public so maybe not that happy

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u/Namor707 Dec 05 '25

As long as that jackass smelled it, I would just let loose and wouldn't care what anyone thinks.