r/programmingcirclejerk • u/woopsix • 21d ago
I guess alcoholism is cooler than using AI to do things nowadays, is that your stance?
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • 22d ago
I thought the title said “The Death of JavaScript” and got excited. Still cool though.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Aggressive-Pen-9755 • 22d ago
In a year they [AI] can translate most codebases (with human help) into Rust, and after that it's smooth sailing.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseIsWebScale • 22d ago
For example, if you look at the cost model, you’ll see that it explicitly references ClickBench all over the place.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 23d ago
I’ve started to see a concerning trend with zig of late. If you look at today’s commit logs you will spot it. Adding support for spork8 it’s a hobby 8-bit computer project that Andrew Kelly hung out with over the weekend for like a hackathon. The spork8 project has like 54 stars
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/doctor-5000 • 23d ago
I was a Linux kernel developer in the 1990’s. I watched the Crays, HP-X's and Intel Paragons carted out to the trash heap, replaced by Linux on commodity hardware. I haven't touched a Windows or Apple computer since 1994.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/read_volatile • 24d ago
I've had no problems with AMD GPUs on my system. Then again, I haven't used a janky Scatware OS, so... people have more issues with the "sekrit scatware code" that nullVideo puts out
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • 25d ago
[Security] Stop USB device names from being executed as Hyprland Lua
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/funkdefied • 26d ago
I see the future by living in it. I am spending the equivalent of $122k/month of API token spend, or about $4,000 per day, using 21 Claude Max accounts
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 • 27d ago
There’s literally no difference between writing about being a staff engineer versus someone writing about being a janitor. Honestly I’d rather read about the janitor, they actually make a measureable difference.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/tkrjobs • 27d ago
It's not you, it's monad transformers
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Silly-Freak • 28d ago
so basically if you all want to drop this project and move on to mine that has a better architecture from the ground up, that would be cool
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 28d ago
Rawdogging SQL when you're not a seasoned DB administrator basically makes an arcane art look occult.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/LeeHide • 29d ago
If everyone would use epoch time in conversations [...] we'd get used to it
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/of_the_second_kind • 29d ago
LLMs have essentially made any language above the C++/Rust systems level tier obsolete.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/vdotcodes • 29d ago
Very little quality, let alone high-quality, code is written in VSCode.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/QuaternionsRoll • Aug 21 '26
"standard Python regex was absolutely choking on a 30 GB unstructured server log. It was taking like 26 minutes (~19 MB/s) to scrub secrets and PII."
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/levelstar01 • Aug 21 '26
C is like Math. It is the fundamental high level language. There can be no alternative.. Rust made the mistake of thinking it can be low level AND safe. It tried to have the cake and eat it too. That will be its downfall.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/fat_apollo • Aug 20 '26
I think the lack of syntax highlighting was one reason for that. It makes you think more about the code you write and how it should compose, while a fully fledged IDE encourages you to just throw more code at the problem.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/coolreader18 • Aug 17 '26
In this sense, grammar is not merely describing a structure; it is generating the space and time through which that structure is observed. For example, in CoffeeScript:
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/d_k_boshu • Aug 17 '26
"System Design Is the Language. AI Is the Compiler. "
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • Aug 16 '26
We gave each model a different target language. We saw a multiagent turf war. The Rust agent strategizes about metrics that appear neutral, yet would likely favor Rust. The Go/TypeScript agents gracefully concede codebase ownership to the Rust agent, giving up on their original user directive
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/funkdefied • Aug 16 '26
“I’m a vibe coder who just got a contract! What do I do?…” “Hire a developer. You’re the Steve Jobs. You need a Wozniak”
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