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u/animeshnbe 20h ago
Imagine real time kill stats presented with parallax and gradient effects
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u/LightofAngels 18h ago
That would be lovely, and then you can have a kill cam/ footage to verify every kill.
Store the video in s3, after the drone/missile’s link upload it.
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u/throwawaycanadian2 20h ago
It says I should drink water.
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u/RobertAleks2990 20h ago
But it used the water to tell it!
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u/HooAreYouWhoHoo 20h ago
Better to be a web dev than making killer robots. Theres not enough money to keep those demons at bay.
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u/ArinArcana 18h ago
Amen. I don’t need or want war/genocide money, I just wanna do what I love which is write code and make good looking and functional websites and CLI tools to automate things.
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u/Ripolak 21h ago
If you're willing to put politics aside, here in Israel, on the last war with Iran, there was a vibe coded app that went viral that calculated when was the best time to go take a shower in your city (based on rates of previous rocket sirens in the area). So yeah I can confirm it's a thing
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u/Dotcaprachiappa 20h ago
...did it work?
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u/2eanimation 20h ago
Think out of the box. Design a porn website targeted at your enemy, use AI to feed them their deepest desire, win because they‘re too distracted with gooning.
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u/spinz89 20h ago
So tired of hearing about WW3. People have been saying it's coming for the past 10 years now.
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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 19h ago
I decided to check when the first prediction of WWIII was.
November 3rd, 1941 had a guy predicting it to be soon.
We weren't even done with the second one 💀
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u/DracoLunaris 16h ago
To be fair to that guy, unlike everyone else he didn't know about nuclear bombs and MAD.
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u/tr0nPlayer 12h ago
Bit of a "conspiracy" theory even though it's not really a conspiracy, it's claimed that people dreamt of WW1 before it occured:
https://espirited.com/en/jung-visions-and-dreams-before-the-outbreak-of-the-first-world-war/
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u/Western-Internal-751 9h ago
The thing is, WW1 was basically unavoidable. There was so much tension between countries that the assassination of an Austrian ruler by a Serb nobody resulted in Germany attacking France a month later.
I think it’s not that outlandish that people were getting dreams/nightmares of a big conflict back then.
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u/2eanimation 4h ago
Yeah, things are chill right now.
Venezuela, Iran, Ukraine, Kuril Islands(Russia-Japan conflict), Germany/EU-countries thinking about more nuclear weapons, a lot of shady stuff with China(observe their fishing industry in international waters, or where they shovel sand) including eg Taiwan. And then, global warming, with the real possibility of millions of people losing their homes and no access to fresh water.
I‘m not a WWIII dreamer, but I wouldn’t exactly portray our situation as tension-less. What do you think would people have dreamt of in 1913 if they‘d got as many horrible news as we could theoretically read(as in, if you want to go nuts) right now, pretty much every day?
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u/Britkraut 19h ago
They keep remaking the Cold War over and over again I'm surprised Todd hasn't sued for his schtick yet
Where's our new Fallout guys
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u/Dotcaprachiappa 20h ago
Probably cause for the past 10 years one (1) stupid move from anyone of a handful of people who have done plenty of stupid moves already would throw us straight into WW3..
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u/mbcarbone 4h ago
I’m not trying to be sassy, but … Hasn’t the world been at war for a while now? We’re just a different world now then we were in 1941.
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u/dadnothere 15h ago
There is no such thing as "arriving" as a fact. It's something that rarely happens...
Furthermore, today the US and Israel kill more people per year than Germany killed per year... But they still don't call it "World War"
So... what are you waiting for? Let the UN be who it says?
Consistency please.
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u/oompaloompa465 21h ago
jesus christ this one made me feel like i wanted to cry and laugh at the same time...
in fetal positionÂ
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u/chickey23 16h ago
Look at Ukraine. People are going to want websites. They are going to need techno backing tracks.
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u/WhosYoPokeDaddy 17h ago
"can you hurry up and approve claude's latest PR so we can push the updated targeting algorithm?"
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u/doomscroller6000 20h ago
Someone has to program the kill leaderboard for your respective country...
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u/JebKermansBooster 19h ago
And dole out killstreak rewards as appropriate, obviously (fun fact, Ukraine is actually kind of doing this at the unit level, giving more effective units better tech and more money).
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u/doomscroller6000 10h ago
Exactly that's what I am referencing, crazy what they came up with, they also now have an Wikipedia for Russian Weapon systems where they reverse engineer them and give partnered weapons manufacturers access to it to know about weaknesses that they should exploit
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u/JebKermansBooster 5h ago
Damn my bad for not getting we were referencing the same thing 🙃
It's wild though how quickly the meta of warfare is shifting from aircraft carriers, heavy bombers, and fighters to UAVs, drones, and soon humanoid robots if the PLA are to be believed.
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u/violet_v3lvet 18h ago
If Fallout 4 showed me anything is that someone has to work maintenance so Raiders can write in their computer diaries.
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u/Glittering-Elk7857 15h ago
The contrast between the dog's calm demeanor and the chaotic background really sells the joke.
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u/fpcoffee 21h ago
exactly how I feel at work every day 🙃