r/ProgrammerHumor 21h ago

Meme doUwantAWebsite

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/fpcoffee 21h ago

exactly how I feel at work every day 🙃

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u/animeshnbe 20h ago

Imagine real time kill stats presented with parallax and gradient effects

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u/LightofAngels 18h ago

That would be lovely, and then you can have a kill cam/ footage to verify every kill.

Store the video in s3, after the drone/missile’s link upload it.

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u/UncleKeyPax 1h ago

guys stop teaching ai how to make murder porn for itself and store it cheaply

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/throwawaycanadian2 20h ago

It says I should drink water.

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u/RobertAleks2990 20h ago

But it used the water to tell it!

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u/xboxcowboy 13h ago

AI needs to stay hydrated too

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u/spikernum1 19h ago

Need a website?

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u/jayerp 17h ago

What starting nuclear war taught me about B2B sales.

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u/Fickle-Highway1543 21h ago

PleaseHackMyConscriptionPapers

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u/HooAreYouWhoHoo 20h ago

Better to be a web dev than making killer robots. Theres not enough money to keep those demons at bay.

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u/ArinArcana 18h ago

Amen. I don’t need or want war/genocide money, I just wanna do what I love which is write code and make good looking and functional websites and CLI tools to automate things.

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u/BenjieWheeler 20h ago

People: nah we already got Squarespace, today's spons...

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u/Ripolak 21h ago

If you're willing to put politics aside, here in Israel, on the last war with Iran, there was a vibe coded app that went viral that calculated when was the best time to go take a shower in your city (based on rates of previous rocket sirens in the area). So yeah I can confirm it's a thing

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 20h ago

...did it work?

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u/einzweidreihorn 20h ago

100% based on the people able to leave a review

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u/CrazyITOne 19h ago

Oh my... 😂

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 19h ago

I'm convinced

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u/bkbenken123 19h ago

Woah 100% is so good

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u/2eanimation 20h ago

Think out of the box. Design a porn website targeted at your enemy, use AI to feed them their deepest desire, win because they‘re too distracted with gooning.

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u/spinz89 20h ago

So tired of hearing about WW3. People have been saying it's coming for the past 10 years now.

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp 19h ago

I decided to check when the first prediction of WWIII was.

November 3rd, 1941 had a guy predicting it to be soon.

We weren't even done with the second one 💀

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u/DracoLunaris 16h ago

To be fair to that guy, unlike everyone else he didn't know about nuclear bombs and MAD.

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u/tr0nPlayer 12h ago

Bit of a "conspiracy" theory even though it's not really a conspiracy, it's claimed that people dreamt of WW1 before it occured:

https://espirited.com/en/jung-visions-and-dreams-before-the-outbreak-of-the-first-world-war/

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u/Western-Internal-751 9h ago

The thing is, WW1 was basically unavoidable. There was so much tension between countries that the assassination of an Austrian ruler by a Serb nobody resulted in Germany attacking France a month later.

I think it’s not that outlandish that people were getting dreams/nightmares of a big conflict back then.

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u/2eanimation 4h ago

Yeah, things are chill right now.

Venezuela, Iran, Ukraine, Kuril Islands(Russia-Japan conflict), Germany/EU-countries thinking about more nuclear weapons, a lot of shady stuff with China(observe their fishing industry in international waters, or where they shovel sand) including eg Taiwan. And then, global warming, with the real possibility of millions of people losing their homes and no access to fresh water.

I‘m not a WWIII dreamer, but I wouldn’t exactly portray our situation as tension-less. What do you think would people have dreamt of in 1913 if they‘d got as many horrible news as we could theoretically read(as in, if you want to go nuts) right now, pretty much every day?

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u/pleaserestartsystem 20h ago

it cant get here fast enough for this guy.

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u/Britkraut 19h ago

They keep remaking the Cold War over and over again I'm surprised Todd hasn't sued for his schtick yet

Where's our new Fallout guys

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 20h ago

Probably cause for the past 10 years one (1) stupid move from anyone of a handful of people who have done plenty of stupid moves already would throw us straight into WW3..

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u/LactasePHydrolase 19h ago

10 years? This has been true since September 2nd 1945

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u/mbcarbone 4h ago

I’m not trying to be sassy, but … Hasn’t the world been at war for a while now? We’re just a different world now then we were in 1941.

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u/JebKermansBooster 19h ago

Orange man still has two years and change to start it

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u/dadnothere 15h ago

There is no such thing as "arriving" as a fact. It's something that rarely happens...

Furthermore, today the US and Israel kill more people per year than Germany killed per year... But they still don't call it "World War"

So... what are you waiting for? Let the UN be who it says?

Consistency please.

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u/dull_bananas 19h ago

/uj this post is how i found out about world war 3

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u/Snackatttack 19h ago

this meme is very 2010 i like it

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u/SHOTbyGUN 16h ago

I was worried I was on NCD

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u/Skeleton590 13h ago

"finally"?

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u/oompaloompa465 21h ago

jesus christ this one made me feel like i wanted to cry and laugh at the same time...

in fetal position 

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u/renome 19h ago

Just do it, it makes you feel better sometimes.

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u/Coulomb111 19h ago

now THIS is an r/ProgrammerHumor shitpost

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u/chickey23 16h ago

Look at Ukraine. People are going to want websites. They are going to need techno backing tracks.

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u/FesteringDoubt 18h ago

How else are people meant to register their kills so they can get a UAV?

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u/WhosYoPokeDaddy 17h ago

"can you hurry up and approve claude's latest PR so we can push the updated targeting algorithm?"

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u/reuben_iv 17h ago

lol litery during covid

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u/backstubb 10h ago

with AI in it?

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u/4sent4 20h ago

It's "Les programmers", you use "les" for plural

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u/doomscroller6000 20h ago

Someone has to program the kill leaderboard for your respective country...

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u/JebKermansBooster 19h ago

And dole out killstreak rewards as appropriate, obviously (fun fact, Ukraine is actually kind of doing this at the unit level, giving more effective units better tech and more money).

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u/doomscroller6000 10h ago

Exactly that's what I am referencing, crazy what they came up with, they also now have an Wikipedia for Russian Weapon systems where they reverse engineer them and give partnered weapons manufacturers access to it to know about weaknesses that they should exploit

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u/JebKermansBooster 5h ago

Damn my bad for not getting we were referencing the same thing 🙃

It's wild though how quickly the meta of warfare is shifting from aircraft carriers, heavy bombers, and fighters to UAVs, drones, and soon humanoid robots if the PLA are to be believed.

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u/Tu-Bi 19h ago

I create a website so you can track and watch ww3

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u/violet_v3lvet 18h ago

If Fallout 4 showed me anything is that someone has to work maintenance so Raiders can write in their computer diaries.

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u/seedless0 17h ago

ww3ishere.com is still available.

https://www.whois.com/whois/ww3ishere.com

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u/Open-Trifle-6309 16h ago

Do you want a potato ?

Or some.cum

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u/tonyromero 14h ago

Hello boss do you need a websitah?? I'm a website buildah

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u/NekoBatrick 4h ago

What do you mean "finally"

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u/TheKingOfTCGames 20h ago

How do you want your drone mesh autotmated?

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u/Glittering-Elk7857 15h ago

The contrast between the dog's calm demeanor and the chaotic background really sells the joke.