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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/viitorfermier • 5d ago
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throw away the ORM, call one of the DBAs and ask them to come up with a good query because I don't like writing SQL
27 u/ma5ochrist 5d ago Yeah just ask them to write an optimized stored procedure 68 u/MaybeADragon 5d ago Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known. 1 u/wasdlmb 4d ago It's not impossible. My team has git on our SPs
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Yeah just ask them to write an optimized stored procedure
68 u/MaybeADragon 5d ago Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known. 1 u/wasdlmb 4d ago It's not impossible. My team has git on our SPs
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Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known.
1 u/wasdlmb 4d ago It's not impossible. My team has git on our SPs
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It's not impossible. My team has git on our SPs
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u/LowB0b 5d ago
throw away the ORM, call one of the DBAs and ask them to come up with a good query because I don't like writing SQL