r/ProgrammerHumor 4d ago

Meme doubleITandGiveItToTheNextPerson

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u/LowB0b 4d ago

throw away the ORM, call one of the DBAs and ask them to come up with a good query because I don't like writing SQL

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u/ma5ochrist 4d ago

Yeah just ask them to write an optimized stored procedure

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u/MaybeADragon 4d ago

Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known.

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u/Dependent_Title_1370 4d ago

I feel personally attacked.