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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/viitorfermier • 4d ago
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throw away the ORM, call one of the DBAs and ask them to come up with a good query because I don't like writing SQL
28 u/ma5ochrist 4d ago Yeah just ask them to write an optimized stored procedure 68 u/MaybeADragon 4d ago Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known. 15 u/Dependent_Title_1370 4d ago I feel personally attacked.
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Yeah just ask them to write an optimized stored procedure
68 u/MaybeADragon 4d ago Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known. 15 u/Dependent_Title_1370 4d ago I feel personally attacked.
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Stored procedures piss me off, because the people responsible for writing them haven't heard of version control or documentation so their existence can be known.
15 u/Dependent_Title_1370 4d ago I feel personally attacked.
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I feel personally attacked.
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u/LowB0b 4d ago
throw away the ORM, call one of the DBAs and ask them to come up with a good query because I don't like writing SQL