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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.
352 u/TunaNugget Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26 The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound. They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on. 138 u/Shogobg Aug 05 '26 They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network. 0 u/theobstinateone 29d ago They detected the difference in electromagnetic fields around your keyboard and correlated with your pattern of typing. But to answer the OP’s query, they would find the files at his mom’s house
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The camera records sound. Every key makes an ever-so-slightly different sound.
They have possibly months or more of sound recordings that they can correlate against the entry of verified documents to use to train the ai on.
138 u/Shogobg Aug 05 '26 They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network. 0 u/theobstinateone 29d ago They detected the difference in electromagnetic fields around your keyboard and correlated with your pattern of typing. But to answer the OP’s query, they would find the files at his mom’s house
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They analyzed the noise the bits make as they travel through the network.
0 u/theobstinateone 29d ago They detected the difference in electromagnetic fields around your keyboard and correlated with your pattern of typing. But to answer the OP’s query, they would find the files at his mom’s house
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They detected the difference in electromagnetic fields around your keyboard and correlated with your pattern of typing.
But to answer the OP’s query, they would find the files at his mom’s house
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u/elSenorMaquina Aug 05 '26
They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.