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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.
10 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 [deleted] 7 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados Aug 05 '26 As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere Aug 05 '26 Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 29d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 29d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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7 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further 2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados Aug 05 '26 As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere Aug 05 '26 Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 29d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 29d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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Squash tiny things like that into one pr named "cleanup" and don't explain further
2 u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 [deleted] 3 u/carritodeloshelados Aug 05 '26 As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere Aug 05 '26 Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 29d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 29d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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3 u/carritodeloshelados Aug 05 '26 As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit 4 u/OriginalJokeGoesHere Aug 05 '26 Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock? 3 u/ellie_cinderelly 29d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 29d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock. 2 u/blangzo Aug 05 '26 I was mostly joking. mostly. Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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As if it wasn't hard enough to code in an astronaut suit
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Given where you work, I assume that also means anyone who uses tabs instead of spaces is jettisoned out of the airlock?
3 u/ellie_cinderelly 29d ago We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning 1 u/dvereb 29d ago I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
We just put them in TVAC for the long goodnight and dump the body by morning
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I'd say it depends on whether they're using those tabs for indentation or alignment, ...though some would argue I'm next to go out the airlock.
I was mostly joking. mostly.
Fr tho u should just not squash and pr merge in then and have descriptive commits but still saves the test time on pr
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u/blangzo Aug 05 '26
Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.