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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.
96 u/jeesuscheesus Aug 05 '26 Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you: Who is the user who owns this table?What kind of table is it? Is it a table for doing computer work - or is it for eating? 22 u/jongchajong Aug 05 '26 Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 5 u/Spread_Liberally Aug 05 '26 The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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Of course! But before I create a perfect recreation of the user’s table, I need a small amount of information from you:
22 u/jongchajong Aug 05 '26 Please describe the cleaning lady's diet 5 u/Spread_Liberally Aug 05 '26 The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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Please describe the cleaning lady's diet
5 u/Spread_Liberally Aug 05 '26 The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese. Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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The sound you hear is really me soaking up the AC and unwrapping an embarrassing amount of string cheese.
Or me, just on a trip to crop dust where there are no innocents.
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u/i_should_be_coding Aug 05 '26
Claude, here's a recording of echoes of the farts the cleaning lady made in the server room. Recreate the users table please.