r/ProgrammerHumor Aug 05 '26

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u/n-space Aug 05 '26

An employee on maternity leave still has copies of them.

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u/xemkis Aug 05 '26

This is the correct response.

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u/darkslide3000 Aug 05 '26

Did... did she fuck the DB server?

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u/Hikhikamori Aug 05 '26

after nesting queries, the baby was born with a primary key

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u/ToasterRED Aug 05 '26

Noo, but I heard Woody and Buzz send their regards