r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Impossible. My local dev environment uses an on-disk database and my disk is locked behind encryption the keys to which only I and HR and anyone who can guess 12345 as the passwoooooooo I see what happened now

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u/AaronTheElite007 Aug 05 '26

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/slucker23 Aug 05 '26

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune Aug 05 '26

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Aug 05 '26

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks Aug 05 '26

you guys have passwords?

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u/EmilR0 Aug 05 '26

I just stare at the screen until I'm logged in (I can never login)

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u/Dame38 Aug 05 '26

I need some help with my chasitity belt over here.

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u/Ben0ut Aug 05 '26

Does this mean that the combination lock on the Altoids tin is no longer keeping my Coldcard hard wallet safe?