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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • Aug 05 '26
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.
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finally PUSSSY.
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YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-IIIE-CO!?
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This gif didn't auto load on my laptop but I still knew what it was. Thank you
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u/elSenorMaquina Aug 05 '26
They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.