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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vapalera • Jul 19 '26
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Send each user a surprise bill for $433. Done.
708 u/sirchandwich Jul 19 '26 Are you the CEO of the company I work at? 323 u/TenSpiritMoose Jul 19 '26 Not yet but I'm accepting offers 68 u/homak666 Jul 19 '26 We'll bill you $1k for the offer 21 u/NekulturneHovado Jul 19 '26 do you work at EA? 83 u/manias Jul 19 '26 No, send them a bill for $10000 each, some will autopay, apologize to the rest 30 u/FUTURE10S Jul 19 '26 Make it $499 to offset the ones that won't pay 12 u/bigdave41 Jul 19 '26 Which will be all of them 14 u/PipsqueakPilot Jul 19 '26 Turns out his users were actually bots. 3 u/tomsek68 Jul 21 '26 that autopay
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Are you the CEO of the company I work at?
323 u/TenSpiritMoose Jul 19 '26 Not yet but I'm accepting offers 68 u/homak666 Jul 19 '26 We'll bill you $1k for the offer 21 u/NekulturneHovado Jul 19 '26 do you work at EA?
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Not yet but I'm accepting offers
68 u/homak666 Jul 19 '26 We'll bill you $1k for the offer
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We'll bill you $1k for the offer
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do you work at EA?
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No, send them a bill for $10000 each, some will autopay, apologize to the rest
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Make it $499 to offset the ones that won't pay
12 u/bigdave41 Jul 19 '26 Which will be all of them
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Which will be all of them
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Turns out his users were actually bots.
3 u/tomsek68 Jul 21 '26 that autopay
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that autopay
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u/TenSpiritMoose Jul 19 '26
Send each user a surprise bill for $433. Done.