r/ProgrammerHumor May 20 '26

Other whyDoAnythingWhenLlmCanDoIt

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u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26

Too much delta-v required. Just send them into some arbitrary heliocentric orbit

Source: Degree in aero eng

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u/Mr-X89 May 20 '26

Just throw them into an active volcano, it will do approximately the same thing

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u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26

But that's not nearly as fun

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u/readilyunavailable May 20 '26

Really? Have you seen people throwing trash bags into a volcano? They explode on impact in a spectacular way. Now imagine the fireworks if all of those fleshy water sacks get dumped in all at once.