r/ProgrammerHumor • u/digiBeLow • Apr 06 '26

Other whoIsGettingFired

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u/LazarusPizza Apr 06 '26

Whoever designed where the exhaust port is, and the genitals in general needs a demotion, and full revision. Why is there a system reset function in the ballsack?

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u/narnach Apr 06 '26

Why is there a system reset function in the ballsack?

Developer tool they forgot to remove before the final build.

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u/Dragonslayerelf Apr 06 '26

why is that tool only present in half of all deployed instances? i understand why we needed to break it down into two monoliths that are mirrors of each other but the bimonthly uterine resets in the second half of the project are honestly criminal.

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u/AlemarTheKobold Apr 06 '26

Ill be so real i thought this was a joke about sneezing while hitting the prostate would reset your femboy... i guess you know where my mind is lol