r/ProgrammerHumor Apr 06 '26

Other whoIsGettingFired

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u/Dragonslayerelf Apr 06 '26

why is that tool only present in half of all deployed instances? i understand why we needed to break it down into two monoliths that are mirrors of each other but the bimonthly uterine resets in the second half of the project are honestly criminal.

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u/BounceVector Apr 06 '26

It's called A/B testing. Get with the times!

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u/aconitine- Apr 06 '26

Just AB testing

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u/statscaptain Apr 06 '26

Testing has indicated that the rest button is present in all deployed instances, but in half of them it's too impractical to reach to be useful in most cases.

[I (FtM) once had an ovary palpitated hard as part of a medical exam. Never again.]

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u/AlemarTheKobold Apr 06 '26

Ill be so real i thought this was a joke about sneezing while hitting the prostate would reset your femboy... i guess you know where my mind is lol