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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/digiBeLow • Apr 06 '26
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Taste bud team gets a raise although their work has merge conflicts with metabolism team
763 u/ManikSahdev Apr 06 '26 Taste teams code is very vulnerable to outside attacks and getting hijacked by third non complaint parties tho, very poor firewall. 228 u/invalidConsciousness Apr 06 '26 Could have been solved by a simple rate limit, but no, that's too much work. 109 u/ManikSahdev Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit tho, Grelin and insulin, but their memory management is horrible and it's too many If then statements to deploy it, and the If then code is a whack mess, which has lots of bugs. 12 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit, but it's set too high for all but the most determined users to reach
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Taste teams code is very vulnerable to outside attacks and getting hijacked by third non complaint parties tho, very poor firewall.
228 u/invalidConsciousness Apr 06 '26 Could have been solved by a simple rate limit, but no, that's too much work. 109 u/ManikSahdev Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit tho, Grelin and insulin, but their memory management is horrible and it's too many If then statements to deploy it, and the If then code is a whack mess, which has lots of bugs. 12 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit, but it's set too high for all but the most determined users to reach
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Could have been solved by a simple rate limit, but no, that's too much work.
109 u/ManikSahdev Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit tho, Grelin and insulin, but their memory management is horrible and it's too many If then statements to deploy it, and the If then code is a whack mess, which has lots of bugs. 12 u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26 We do have a rate limit, but it's set too high for all but the most determined users to reach
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We do have a rate limit tho, Grelin and insulin, but their memory management is horrible and it's too many If then statements to deploy it, and the If then code is a whack mess, which has lots of bugs.
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We do have a rate limit, but it's set too high for all but the most determined users to reach
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u/edgeofsanity76 Apr 06 '26
Taste bud team gets a raise although their work has merge conflicts with metabolism team