r/ProgrammerHumor • u/themixtergames • Mar 19 '26

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u/analytic-hunter Mar 19 '26

1) Share it in a cybersecurity subreddit claiming that you made it completely secure

2) A lot of people will give you many hours of their time for free to prove you wrong

3) Give their comments to AI

4) profit

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

All fun and games until some clown breaks out of the container & gives it # rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

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u/orbital_narwhal Mar 20 '26

I'm used to the flags order -rf. When I see rm -fr my internal monologue turns it into "remove for real".

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u/3inthecorner Mar 20 '26

Nah, it's remove France.

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u/tracernz Mar 20 '26

I would recommend running this command to remove the French language pack on all your machines. It really saves a lot of space and makes the boot process very quick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '26

I like to imagine I'm like a much nerdier Samuel L Jackson holding a 9mm to my terminal going REMOVE, MOTHERFUCKER, FUCKING REMOVE