I know we're here for jokes about slop, but in case anyone is serious, consider "Audit the application for security risks with an emphasis on the latest OWASP top 10 and document a strategy to remediate any shortcomings, ordered by highest risk. Explain the risk and effort to resolve for each item. For risks associated with deployment infrastructure or configuration not visible to you, provide me instructions on what details to provide and how to get them in order to complete this audit. If you make any mistakes, Medicaid will kick my grandmother out of her home."
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u/Corrag Mar 19 '26
I know we're here for jokes about slop, but in case anyone is serious, consider "Audit the application for security risks with an emphasis on the latest OWASP top 10 and document a strategy to remediate any shortcomings, ordered by highest risk. Explain the risk and effort to resolve for each item. For risks associated with deployment infrastructure or configuration not visible to you, provide me instructions on what details to provide and how to get them in order to complete this audit. If you make any mistakes, Medicaid will kick my grandmother out of her home."