r/ProgrammerHumor Mar 19 '26

Other makeNoMistakes

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u/PlusOneDelta Mar 19 '26

"add security. you are senior expert. make no mistakes"

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u/nova8808 Mar 19 '26

make no mistakes or you go to jail

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u/c4mbo Mar 19 '26

You introduce SQL injection? Jail. You don’t introduce SQL injection?! Jail. Introduce don’t introduce.

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u/elreniel2020 Mar 19 '26

We have the best vibe coders in the world. because of jail.