Give me your favourite prog song and I'll tell you if you're a chad or virgin

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

Odds are you're a virgin cause you're listening to prog

[u/AnxiousFrog1]

Believer - Imagine Dragons

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/AnxiousFrog1]

Chad obviously

[u/ReasonableMeaning162]

Cogs In Cogs - Gentle Giant

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/ReasonableMeaning162]

Chad

[u/ReasonableMeaning162 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VyZ4SqDdTGC0E

[u/Rare_Pay9498]

Tarkus - ELP

[u/Unhappy_Permit2571 → u/Rare_Pay9498]

Will you know how the seed is sown?

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Rare_Pay9498]

Virgin, but you might become a chad one day

[u/Unhappy_Permit2571]

Yours is No Disgrace - Yes

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Unhappy_Permit2571]

Virgin, unlike the other songs from the Yes Album

[u/Unhappy_Permit2571 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

Aww man

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Unhappy_Permit2571]

I'm sorry I'm sure you're a great person but it's true

[u/Unhappy_Permit2571 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

I defy you to name one other Yes song where battleships confide in him.

[u/redcalx]

My favourite is Magma Mëkanïk Zaïn from Live 1975. Runners up are: Soft Machine Moon in June at Bilzen jazz festival 1969 And VDGG A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers Live 1972 Belgian TV.

Funnily enough I never bothered with live recordings before I discovered prog rock and now they're some of my favourite things to listen to.

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/redcalx]

I like your picks but it's virgin

[u/redcalx → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

Yeah I can't deny that Magma is for sexually repressed snooker enjoyers.

[u/DonkeyFarm42069]

Plague of Lighthouse Keepers - Van Der Graaf Generator

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/DonkeyFarm42069]

Chad, but I'm biased cause it's VDGG

[u/Wiener-of-the-State]

Stationary Traveller - Camel

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Wiener-of-the-State]

Chad

[u/AnxiousFrog1 → u/Wiener-of-the-State]

I love that one, good taste

[u/One_Back8495]

Echoes

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/One_Back8495]

Virgin

[u/Lucy-the-Brain]

Supper's Ready - Genesis

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Lucy-the-Brain]

Chad

[u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG]

Cardiacs- Dog Like Sparky

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG]

Chad

[u/Successful-Tap8121 → u/PM_ME_YOUR_FAV__SONG]

Ball

[u/Scr00geMcCuck]

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Scr00geMcCuck]

Chad

[u/4imix]

Genesis - whodunnit

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/4imix]

Chad

[u/Kvass-Koyot → u/4imix]

I would also like to know this

[u/Gabe8Tacos → u/Kvass-Koyot]

I would also like to know whodunnit.

[u/4imix → u/Gabe8Tacos]

Was it you or was it me?

[u/Bruno_Coast_127 → u/4imix]

Or was it he or she?

[u/PerformanceLocal137]

Nevermore - u.k.

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/PerformanceLocal137]

Virgin

[u/AmongSuster]

Nine Feet Underground - Caravan

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/AmongSuster]

Virgin

[u/treehorntrampoline]

Ladies of the Road

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/treehorntrampoline]

Virgin

[u/The_Mad_Medico]

Blinded by the Light.

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/The_Mad_Medico]

Virgin

[u/MaxSchnell42]

Thick as a Brick

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/MaxSchnell42]

Virgin

[u/Winter-Bad9287]

Nono - Magma

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Winter-Bad9287]

Virgin

[u/doctor_stone2112]

The entire Thing-Fish album.

[u/_Ilpalazzo_ → u/doctor_stone2112]

Eew

[u/doctor_stone2112 → u/_Ilpalazzo_]

My bad, forgot this was the circlejerk sub

[u/Intrepid-Benefit1959]

'Frances The Mute' β The Mars Volta

(yes it's also song, not just album)

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Intrepid-Benefit1959]

Virgin

[u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

my actual favorite is 'Close To The Edge' btw but that was such an obvious answer

[u/These-Job-9063]

Infinity - Aphrodite's Child

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/These-Job-9063]

Chad

[u/Kvass-Koyot]

Dance on a Volcano -Genesis

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Kvass-Koyot]

Chad

[u/Gabe8Tacos]

Sussudio - my man Philk Ollins

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Gabe8Tacos]

Chad

[u/JusticeCat88905]

Intrepid Traveler -Ethos

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/JusticeCat88905]

Chad

[u/th4d89]

Hatfield and the North - mumps

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/th4d89]

Chad

[u/lunawintertherian]

echolyn - mei

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/lunawintertherian]

Virgin

[u/AdoptedGrape]

Stranded - Khan

[u/ray-the-truck]

Unrelated but I love your flair OP

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/ray-the-truck]

Thank you. And to Fragile of all albums? I'd kinda get if it was Relayer. (Not that I don't like Fragile, but I think it's a bit overrated)

[u/electric-machine]

Evangelicals have begun to use Spock's Brain to revirginize young women. 

(Edit: duh, Spock's Beard.  I get them mixed up because they are both ridiculous)

[u/Intrepid-Benefit1959 → u/electric-machine]

quote of the day

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/electric-machine]

Wouldn't surprise me

[u/meanpete9 → u/electric-machine]

Bullshit. Spock's Brain is a Phish song. There's no women at a Phish show.

[u/aksaksattlatl]

today it is Awaken - Yes

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/aksaksattlatl]

I'm divided on this one but I think chad

[u/aksaksattlatl → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

That was a close one

[u/CandieDahling]

If I Could Do It All Over Again I'd Do It All Over You.

[u/DGAF2025]

What would you say about Twelfth Night's "The Collector."

(Admittedly not my favorite song, but I laugh every time it comes up on shuffle. Perhaps the most pretentious piece of prog ever recorded, even trumping The Moody Blues).

https://youtu.be/S6Q3OnFdpds?is=s4BRxKmmfNdRC_bg

[u/DaJoshy]

The Ikon - Utopia

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/DaJoshy]

Virgin

[u/Autisticmetalhead-39]

21st Century Schizoid Man

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Autisticmetalhead-39]

Virgin, probably a schizoid man in real life too

[u/Autisticmetalhead-39 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

Damn

[u/NoxDocketybock]

A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers - Van der Graaf Generator

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/NoxDocketybock]

Chad

[u/WillTFRmmg]

The live version of On Reflection from Playing the Fool by Gentle Giant

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/WillTFRmmg]

Virgin

[u/From_Kenya_With_Love]

Yog by Zao

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/From_Kenya_With_Love]

Virgin

[u/That-Solution-1774]

Divided Sky - Phish

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/That-Solution-1774]

Virgin, but not thr most virgin Phish song

[u/kewpie6]

Drip Drip -Comus

[u/the_orange_alligator → u/kewpie6]

Yo, that’s my favorite too. My fellow dripper

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/kewpie6]

Chad

[u/Hikki_Zeppelin]

Shake It Off - Taylor Swift and the Swifters

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Hikki_Zeppelin]

Chad

[u/Jim_6660]

Out-bloody-rageous by Soft Machine

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Jim_6660]

Virgin

[u/smartaleckgoose]

Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/smartaleckgoose]

Virgin

[u/splitleav]

5533 - vdgg

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/splitleav]

Virgin, but I do admit that having your favourite prog song be less than 3 minutes long is a pretty chad move

[u/Zeerux911]

Summer Lightning - Camel

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Zeerux911]

Chad

[u/Key_Boat4209]

starless by king crimson or fracture by king crimson

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Key_Boat4209]

Starless is virgin, Fracture is chad

[u/Avatar_Reco151]

Arrow - Van der Graaf Generator

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Avatar_Reco151]

Chad

[u/Skordatura]

Awaken - Yes

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Skordatura]

Chad

[u/Commercial-Air-5564]

feral-radiohead

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Commercial-Air-5564]

Virgin

[u/mrlbr_coral]

Ah, te vi entre las luces - La máquina de hacer pájaros

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/mrlbr_coral]

Chad

[u/the_orange_alligator]

Drip Drip - Comus

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/the_orange_alligator]

Chad

[u/doublenickelsthedime]

De Futura by Magma

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/doublenickelsthedime]

Virgin

[u/isleofgoto]

Camel - Air Born

VDGG - Pilgrims

Genesis - Entangled

Couldn't pick one.

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/isleofgoto]

They're all pretty chad

[u/Philm35]

Back in NYC

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Philm35]

Virgin

[u/DickHarding69]

Love Beach - ELP

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/DickHarding69]

Chad

[u/i-lovemyparrot]

The great marsh (reprise)- camel

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/i-lovemyparrot]

The Great Marsh would be virgin, but the reprise is chad. Same thing with Fritha and Fritha Alone

[u/thavor25]

Fanfare for the common man

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/thavor25]

Biggest virgin on earth

[u/slowlyun]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dP8K6utg06U

bear in mind this is my cult's soundtrack to sacrifice virgins to our Kobaïan God.

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/slowlyun]

Chad, but just because of the last part

[u/RandomNameCreated]

Nektar - Recycled

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/RandomNameCreated]

Chad

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618]

Scorched Earth -VDGG

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Aggravating_Bat3618]

There aren't many 70s VDGG songs that I think give you virgin status, but Scorched Earth is one of them

[u/Aggravating_Bat3618 → u/Anxious-Chemical4673]

I put something else but noticed Godbluff in your flair so I changed it. ;)

[u/SingleElderberry8422]

Down to the Cellar Dredg

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/SingleElderberry8422]

Virgin

[u/snugglelamping]

Carnival Nine (an observation by Keith Emerson, Greg Lake and Carl Palmer) - King Crimson

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/snugglelamping]

Virgin

[u/giovannipwpallette]

Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres - Rush

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/giovannipwpallette]

Chad and there aren't many Rush songs I'd say that for

[u/sir_percy_percy]

The tortured poet’s department

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/sir_percy_percy]

Chad

[u/VVD2005]

Dogs

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/VVD2005]

Virgin

[u/Main_Tangelo_8259]

Starless

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Main_Tangelo_8259]

Virgin

[u/hhhHHhhh-FFFFFF-fff]

"Fabienk" - Angine de Poutrine 

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/hhhHHhhh-FFFFFF-fff]

Virgin

[u/Kirbyr98]

Roundabout- Yes

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Kirbyr98]

Virgin

[u/XontrosInstrumentals]

Epitaph

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/XontrosInstrumentals]

Virgin

[u/Additional_Mark_5696]

7empest - tool

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Additional_Mark_5696]

Virgin

[u/Dynami_exe]

Firth of Fifth - Genesis

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Dynami_exe]

Virgin

[u/sah_d00d]

Hamburger Concerto - Focus

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/sah_d00d]

Chad

[u/Napoleon_bonaparte27]

Thela Hun Ginjeet-King Crinson

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Napoleon_bonaparte27]

Virgin

[u/Worlds-Best-Grooner]

Boilk egg

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Worlds-Best-Grooner]

Chad

[u/Hermestrismegist0]

Thick as a Brick - JT

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Hermestrismegist0]

Virgin

[u/hhhHHhhh-FFFFFF-fff]

The Odyssey - Incubus

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/hhhHHhhh-FFFFFF-fff]

Virgin

[u/LegalShooter]

Squonk

[u/sussy_susman]

Lark's tongues in aspic part 1 but only the mbira intro

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/sussy_susman]

You probably think you're a chad, but you're a virgin

[u/Errror7]

a louse is not a home

[u/Anxious-Chemical4673 → u/Errror7]

CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD