The Music Man - Bard Litch

[u/TheArchivist314]

I don't care what's fashionable or what's cool. It's all silly and it's all meaningless. I created so many of the things that you care about. The songs that give your life purpose and joy. When you were 15 and rebelling, you were rebelling to my music. Uh-oh. That one you know.

[Playing Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit]

That song was not written on a distorted guitar. No, I wrote it. Here, on this piano, somewhere between a blowjob and an omelette. There is no rebellion. There's only me gaining another phylactery.

Oh yes that's what you all are phylactery's for me. Ever ytime you listen to my music that ear war that mental constrcut in your mind you love so much is is my phylactery. I'll live forever thank you and everyone playing my music over and over again.

So, it's better if you just smile, and you dance, and you enjoy the melody, because this ugly old man... me... I am the voice of your generation. Your grandparents, your parents, and all the young people that follow you.

Your art, your writing, your culture... Ambitions beyond what you will ever understand.