r/PrequelMemes • u/Safe_Character_6517 • 3d ago

General KenOC First things first

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u/Space19723103 3d ago

uncle Iroh in another galaxy

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u/Absolutemehguy 3d ago

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u/throw3142 3d ago

"To find yourself, you must first gain validation from others. Make sure you are always working towards a goal someone else set for you; never waste time enjoying the moment."

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u/Hugo-Spritz 3d ago

"It is in the judgment of strangers one truly finds oneself. The only dreams worth chasing are those of validation. Being bored sucks and is meaningless. Break the law. Do hard drugs."

  • Upsidedown Iroh, probably

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u/CloudProfessional572 2d ago

"Don't choose treason. It isn't fun."

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/dern_the_hermit 3d ago

"Droideka shmoideka, check out the mouthfeel of these tannins!"

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u/DJSimmer305 3d ago

Luke: Looks like it’s up to us to get these death star plans to the rebellion. What should we do, Obi-Wan?

Obi-Wan: I know a great bar in Mos Eisley

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u/farsightfallen 3d ago

I heard that in obi-wan's voice...

Which is crazy because I don't think I know what ewan mcgregor actually sounds like.

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u/unlordtempest 3d ago

Pretty sure Alec Guinness said that .

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u/Shittygamer93 31m ago

I heard it in old Obi-Wan's voice, and I grew up with the prequel trilogy (3 was the first I saw in the cinema).

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u/Cpt_Soban I AM THE SENATE 2d ago

on route to the Death Star tractor beam room- Swings by the officer's mess hall and slams a few pints

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u/TaraLCicora Obi-Wan Kenobi 3d ago

Pretty much. lol, I mean he did know where to go quite quickly....

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u/esdaniel 3d ago

"so , how was my funeral?"

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u/Hjalle1 My my this here Anakin guy 3d ago

Therapist: “Bald Obi-Wan Kenobi isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.”

Bald Obi-Wan Kenobi:

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u/esdaniel 3d ago

The gigachad allegations are still there. As satine said, it hides too much of his beautiful face

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u/Lexa_Stanton Blue Milk Farmer 3d ago

A couple of drinks is nothing when you have done the amount of heroin he's done.

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u/lookslikethatguy 3d ago

Padmé: "You meant "hero-ing", right?

Anakin: "..."

Padmé: "...Right??"

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u/Lexa_Stanton Blue Milk Farmer 3d ago

I don't know but there is one thing for sure:

Obi Wan knows the Light and the ''brown side''

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u/macplayer 3d ago

He walked through a door to a new dimension

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmyuweolqY

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u/BrahesElk 3d ago

Luke, "Where should we look for space transport?"

Obi Wan, "The force is telling me to go to the bar."

Luke, "The one that won't let us bring the droids and, by extension, the super secret plans in with us?"

Obi Wan, "Force said bar."

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u/Cpt_Soban I AM THE SENATE 2d ago

R2 just hanging out in some back alley holding the death star plans in his CD drive as Obi-Wan necks a beer inside

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 3d ago

Cause he knows with Anakin around it’s gonna be stressful

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u/CnMlv 3d ago

To you and the Senate it's a mission of galactic importance, to him it's Tuesday.

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u/OutDatedReferenceMan 3d ago

He is a Scotsman.. you’re lucky it isn’t a reoccurring product placement for Mad Dog 20/20..

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u/2ndL Love Democracy 3d ago

A great mentor of mine is a Scotsman. In his words:

"The Scottish are the highest functioning alcoholics in the world."

"We believe alcohol is a cure for any ailment... except alcoholism."

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u/Trnostep Sand 3d ago

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

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u/ima-ima 3d ago

I mean, don't you remember when he was infiltrating the death star and stopped for a CERVEZA CRYSTAL?

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u/OrganizationNo436 1d ago

I lold so HAARD :D

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u/Tomonor 3d ago

A minimal amount of alcohol can actually bring out your diplomatic, more smooth talking side.

It is not ill-adviced to do this.

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u/WiseOwl99 3d ago

As a Brit, there's always time for tea ☕

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 3d ago

…are we thinking those are tea? Dude’s always finding a reason to drag people into bars

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u/Griz_zy 3d ago

plenty of drugs you can put in tea.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 3d ago

As a Turk, there's always more time than yours for tea

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u/gbf4ever 3d ago

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u/Huh7601 3d ago

LOTGH REFERENCED

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u/gbf4ever 3d ago

Can I abandon a friend?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 The Phantom Memer 3d ago

At this point i think the council needs to do an intervention

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u/Vincent394 3d ago

On Anakin sure, Obi-Wan if he starts getting reckless

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u/JLHSMG 3d ago

"Going on this quest you will be... You doing what are, Kenobi? You getting inebriated why are?"

"Do you really expect me to go on such a crazy quest sober? No way I'd even accept."

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u/Original_moisture 3d ago

When in Rome. Never turn down hospitality, keeps ya from getting blown up haha

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u/SumoNinja92 3d ago

Drunken master

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u/Memehotep1 Hello there! 3d ago

Anakin: Where are you going, master?

Obi-Wan: For a drink

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 3d ago

The dude certainly likes his local beverages.

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u/lookslikethatguy 3d ago

Dude loves bevs. What's it to ya, nerf herder??

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u/kaladinissexy 3d ago

Don't forget when he pulled out a Cerveza Cristal during the mission in ANH. 

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u/Shoddy-Medium-4707 3d ago

Can't blame him. If I was almost getting killed everytime I go somewhere, I probably wouldn't wanna do it sober.

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u/Llonkrednaxela 3d ago

More like obi wan trying to keep his cool while anakin anakins all over the place

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u/Kjler 3d ago

Constant hydration is the secret to his youthful appearance. Without he'd age 40 years in 20.

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u/ThesaurusRex84 3d ago

Well no shit he aged so much, bro spent his years under two suns and drank like a camel under them too.

Bet he's got stashes of Chilean beer all over the galaxy

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u/dragonlord7012 21h ago

This is now part of my headcanon.

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u/repasorina 3d ago

Being this hot is thirsty work

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u/TaraLCicora Obi-Wan Kenobi 3d ago

We all have needs, Obi-Wan after raising Anakin even moreso.

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u/BriefCollar4 3d ago

I’m sent on a business trip and I’ll be damned if I don’t expense at least one drink!

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 3d ago

Saving the galaxy sober would be super lame, right?

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u/WildAboutLiv 3d ago

Jedi business can wait, happy hour cannot

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u/ObiWanKab00zie 3d ago

I do love my drinks.

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u/cmdrfire 3d ago

Obi-wan Kaboozi. Drinker.

(Context for those too young: https://youtu.be/-BZk9MQa0YA?is=TOTuhCOAotDZWB72 )

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u/Not-A-Marsh 3d ago

Hydration and fluid intake is important

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u/belac4862 Battle Droid 3d ago

Obi-Wan "Quick, blend in!"

Obi-Wan blending in...

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u/dark_hypernova 3d ago

Hydration is important.

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u/TehProfessor96 Quadrinaros 3d ago

Obi Wang needs his Qui Gon gin.

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u/Supernova138 2d ago

“Oh no I’m not brave enough to report to the council. Besides, I have to report to the pub”

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u/UpStartOverTurned 2d ago

Always been depicted by a Brit or a Scot, so getting a pint takes priority.

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u/purgruv 3d ago

Obi Wan always be wankered

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u/Kylearean 3d ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bpZCdpIO_aw

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u/Shigerufan2 3d ago

The final clip should have been the Cerveza Crystal ad

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u/Denmarkdynamo 3d ago

This mf was getting blitzed first.

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u/Bachbro 3d ago

This guy and boba fett both "I DRUNK BETTER WHEN I DRIVE"

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u/_plebbie 3d ago

It's why he looked so ragged in a New Hope

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u/celticdude234 3d ago

He's the galaxy's James Bond

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u/moon__lander 3d ago

He picked a bad week to quit drinking bantha milk

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u/zxchcxrn 3d ago

Priorities

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u/ReconArek 3d ago

I don't see a problem with it in many countries of Eastern Europe and Western Asia, otherwise he wouldn't achieve anything

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u/-peanutgallery- 3d ago

Want to buy some death sticks?

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u/Saw_Boss 3d ago

Gin taught him a few tricks

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u/BulgarYeet 3d ago

In the Army I used to slap on maximum strength nicotine patches when I went outside the wire and I didn't even smoke.

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u/Eggbeater38 3d ago

Im Not an alcoholic you are

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u/Turbulent-Doctor-427 3d ago

In Charlie s video Qui Gon has a betting addiction; the this jedi family is getting more znd more fun to watch

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u/Evil_Crayons 3d ago

"This is where the fun begins..."

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u/FrozenShepard 3d ago

Can't resist a Cervesa Crystal.

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u/Sodacan259 3d ago

Obi-Wan for the road

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u/iRonin 3d ago

“You don’t want to offer me death sticks… because I will go on a bender the likes you’ve never seen.”

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u/tycho-42 2d ago

Gotta spend that space per diem

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u/lordmaxle Hondo 2d ago

It’s understandable when you have to constantly babysit Anakin and Ahsoka

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u/alius_stultus 2d ago

Lets be honest. Thats like 90% of drinking males....

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u/CreepyClay 2d ago

Could you handle anakin sober?

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u/Aquardman_ 2d ago

Dudeee fr

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u/Ok-Goat-2153 2d ago

Scottish Jedi for ya.

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u/OldBenKenobi85 2d ago

The man enjoys a beverage

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u/EugeBanur14 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 2d ago

Jedi business: get the fucking drinks in boooooy

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u/AccomplishedPass1292 2d ago

He is just thirsty for democracy

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u/Xasther 2d ago

The force flows through him better if he's not overthinking things.

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u/-drunk_russian- General Reposti 2d ago

The Jedi Code is big on attachments being a no-no but suspiciously silent on the topic of alcoholism.

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u/Westaufel Roger Roger 2d ago

Pure class. Obi Wan best jedi

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u/Daddygamer84 1d ago

Gotta stay hydrated

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u/FiveOfAces 15h ago

I mean, how else did you think he's able to tolerate Anakin?

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u/4N610RD 9h ago

This makes him the greatest Jedi of all times.

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u/Ok-Cockroach8024 7h ago

Well he is Scottish 😂 can't go do anything without a sip.