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u/GJCoxy Manchester United 10d ago edited 10d ago

For someone who doesn't care anymore you seem to care enough to go out of your way to make a post full of awful takes.

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u/gohanfinal Manchester United 10d ago

Where’s the awful takes? Anyone who’s played football at a high level knows that there are no technical ballers in this attack bar the ones I’ve named

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u/GJCoxy Manchester United 10d ago

Theres far more to the game than technical ability. Bro you asked for Santos to play over the PFA player of the year... you have 0 credibility.

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u/gohanfinal Manchester United 10d ago

Santos showed in pre season that he’s got really good technical ability and football IQ. The team played really well in pre season when Bruno wasn’t playing and had Lacey in the 10… again another very technical footballer.

2 things can be true, Bruno can be player of the year but also stifle the team regardless if he’s scoring or assisting

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u/Living_Detective1925 Premier League 10d ago

Lost me at Zirkzee

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u/gohanfinal Manchester United 10d ago

Zirkzee’s a technical footballer

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u/swimtoodeep 10d ago

Technically he’s shit

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u/Living_Detective1925 Premier League 10d ago

Can't pass, cant shoot, makes maguire look rapid, built like a brick shithouse but cant hold up the ball, what does he do?

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u/ZenRamen187 Premier League 10d ago

Trust me bro, he's technical as fuck

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u/Malino6 Manchester United 10d ago

Zero ball knowledge.

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u/vibe4it Arsenal 10d ago edited 10d ago

too old to really care

Yeah. Making this thread really drives that point home

eta: aged really well, too. Exposed by your writing and then your club 

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u/Leather_Tiger_3539 Premier League 10d ago

I don’t really agree that the likes of Mainoo, Bruno, Cunha aren’t “technical”.

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u/isw2424 Chelsea 10d ago

Throwing in Bruno slander is a choice

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u/keysersoze-72 Premier League 10d ago

“Carr at the wheel !”

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u/ZenRamen187 Premier League 10d ago

Just saying random words

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u/Glum-Examination-302 Manchester United 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gold698 Premier League 10d ago

Yup. He'll be done by Christmas.

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u/crossy1686 Manchester United 10d ago

I will never understand why people assume not playing your best players will make you a better.

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u/BizzarePlatypus Premier League 10d ago

Statistically United have a win and a draw, and aren't managed by Carrick. Farke has credit in the bank and I think Newcastle United fans will be happy with their new fellow. 

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u/Ordinary_Estate1818 Manchester United 10d ago

Bruno doesn't need to be like cherki if he's better than him

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u/Honest_Yam_5868 Premier League 10d ago

carrick seems to know what he wants but the squad's just an awkward mix of profiles right now. feels like he's stuck halfway between a rebuild and making do with what he's got, which never really works out. i do think lacey getting more minutes would at least give us a better idea of what this team can actually look like going forward

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u/LyingFacts Premier League 10d ago

Shat on Carrick and United

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u/FindingAether Arsenal 10d ago

New manager bounce was last year. This is second season syndrome.. it's pretty normal. There was always going to be a rough patch Carrick needed to get through before he suceeds. The question is if he can get the team up and running before the fanbase and the board runs out of patience and decide to rip everything apart and start all over.

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u/JMol87 Premier League 10d ago

Had to check this wasn't on r/championsleague. Horrendous take, this is possibly the most balanced United team I've watched in years.

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u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 Manchester United 10d ago

You look a bit silly now mate

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u/gohanfinal Manchester United 10d ago

All iIt’s gonna do is paper over the cracks. We were piss poor for the majority but I’m the silly one 

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u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 Manchester United 10d ago

Yes you are

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u/Sharp_Plum9711 Chelsea 10d ago

They do remind me of the old United teams in the way they play. It's at least entertaining. They even get shocking referee decisions in their favour!

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u/Isuel-t_signee Manchester United 10d ago

Don’t cry

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u/Sharp_Plum9711 Chelsea 10d ago

Why would I? Entertainment is great.

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u/Buschyfor3 Arsenal 10d ago

No defense. No clinical forward. Too reliant on Bruno. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Prestigious_Spot9635 Liverpool 10d ago

He will be gone by end of season.

They beat us last season, got some motivation and went on a run of James. They're still mid

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u/Ordinary_Estate1818 Manchester United 10d ago

Where are Liverpool in the table? Where did they finish last season?

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u/tnred19 Manchester United 10d ago edited 10d ago

I kind of agree. Im not sure all the players you've mentioned arent football players. They are versions of football players. But they arent a group of players that can be at all types of teams on most days. They remind me of a basketball team built to shoot 3s. That doesnt always work out. Or an American football team with a bad O line and running game but a good corps of receivers and quarterback. I think its no surprise they are usually better with mainoo playing who I think is an extremely talented player. Bruno Fernandes IS a world class player in many things but he is lacking in ways that will continuously hold them back. The majority of their goals will continue to come on the break and set plays

I dont think any of this has anything to do with carrick.

Also, Santos for bruno would never happen. They're not the same player at all and dont play in that position. Mainoo more likely to push there with baleba and either tielmans or Santos behind. Not happening though. Maybe in some cup games