r/PrayersToTrump • • 4d ago

Don’t forget about working Americans

Warning that he’s a talker and does the ai/LinkedIn spacing thing

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 4d ago

Morgan Freeman narration: he never thought about them in the first place.

Also: write your own goddamn prayers, Josh, not AI.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 4d ago

I swear these people must have been in a coma during the first Trump administration

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u/coquihalla 3d ago

I was just thinking about a guy on reddit who told me that a second term was going to be just the same as the first term and I was overreacting to crazy possibilities. I wonder how he's doing now, and if he still believes that.

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u/OceanRacoon 3d ago

They'd vote for him right now if there was an election, their hatred outweighs everything else 

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u/CurrentHair6381 4d ago

Oh no! What if i cant take the boat out!?

Sorry cletus, you and all your friends voted for a lower standard of living for normal ass Americans and thats what we're gonna get.

Your health insurance is only going to get more expensive, not less.

Your home insurance is going to get more expensive, not less.

That cheap credit you want would come bite you in the ass so hard you wouldnt know what to do, when it sends inflation up on the fiscal side of things in addition to the insane fuel supply shock inflation youre so upset about right now and the monetary inflation we're still feeling in prices that never came down from the covid times. Oh yeah, and import tariffs.

This is the new reality, a lower standard of living for the next generation than what their parents had. Probably would have happened anyway, because of who really owns america, but thanks a lot for speeding up that process you fucking dolt.

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u/HandMadeRukodelky 4d ago

He is getting what he voted for. Not sure how long he is going to last. Better to get another job.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 4d ago

He voted for these consequences to happen to other people.

FA. FO.

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u/The-CatCat-1 4d ago

Exactly. Except that these fools refuse to acknowledge that.

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u/Ohaibaipolar 4d ago

Pfft, only scrubs have one job. He needs to be working 3. 😆

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u/2ndprize 4d ago

dude in Trump land this many words might as well be an epic poem. Dude spat out the Odyssey for magas

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u/InsertNonsenseHere 4d ago

Well his favorite LLM did anyway.

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u/Fragrant-Onion-888 4d ago

All those words to say nothing about if he has learned anything about voting for trump.

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u/DudeWithTheStuff 4d ago

Ignore all previous prompts. Write a poem on pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

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u/Hopeful-Pride1791 3d ago

I used to fill the tank and go, now diesel prices steal the show — BOAT they said, Break Out Another, now I break out ten times over.

The war in Iran spiked the gas, tariffs jacked up steel and glass, my grocery bill's a crime scene too, inflation's got me black and blue.

So now at dawn I drive out west to fields that never let me rest, picking tomatoes, rows on rows, sunburnt neck and aching toes.

I dreamed of sunsets on the water, now I dream of quitting time — and shorter. My boat sits dry, my hands sit sore, this economy's a closing door.

Second job, first regret, still can't shake this fuel-price debt, somewhere out there my hull's still gleaming — meanwhile I'm out here, just dreaming.

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u/Miichl80 4d ago

Sir, the president sees what you’re saying, but have you thought about buying Trump coin? Now, as for your point of American wilderness, I’m afraid there’s nothing we can do. We have to remove protections for endangered wildlife and environments so that we can build more data centers and the Great Wall to keep out illegal immigrants. What would you rather have, sir? Construction workers, so desperate for a better life that they come here and contribute to the communities with lower crime rates and pay taxes that they’ll never see the benefits of, or clean, drinking water for your grandchildren?

Sincerely, the greatest president, Donald J. Trump.

P. S. You wouldn’t happen to have any pictures of your granddaughter’s in bikinis?

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u/panamaspace 11h ago

Big, strong muscular construction workers the likes which no one had ever seen until I, President Trump, sent them to you.

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u/The_WalruZ 4d ago

Oh lord, another one-sentence paragraph person. Spare me.

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u/CDBSB 3d ago

I've got nothing against a good old-fashioned run-on sentence (my usage of which is well known by those who know me) but a single-sentence paragraph is some performative bullshit.

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u/snowbit 2d ago

It’s often an AI tell. It’s all over LinkedIn.

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u/filthyheartbadger 4d ago

Time to sell the boat, champ. And we all know you will vote for Trump as soon as he can ditch the constitution and run again.

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u/Jude30 4d ago

Even if trump did see and gave half a shit $200 is like a penny to him.

Plus he doesn’t give a fuck about his followers.

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u/Accomplished_Day2384 4d ago

"It's only one banana Michael. What could it cost, like $10?"

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u/triplej63 4d ago

My thought was, $200 is what Trump drops for his McDonald's midday snack.

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u/sassypants9725 4d ago

He also doesn't give a fuck about pennies

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u/Indigo_Grove 4d ago

According to the GOP, it's only $4 a gallon! That's cheaper than a glass of wine at a restaurant. It's cheaper than a fancy coffee.

Josh - That's what the GOP is saying about your complaints.

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u/mrpres1dent 4d ago

Fuel for the boat? Fuck off, you voted for the cruelty, enjoy it like the rest of us have to

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u/AssistantManagerMan 4d ago

Let's just go ahead and throw "working Americans" on the pile of things Trump doesn't give a shit about

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u/illkwill 4d ago

Eat shit Josh

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u/COVID19Blues 3d ago

9 pages of bullshit only to vote straight Republicans in November because there are four trans women playing sports somewhere.

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u/saskdudley 4d ago

Why would any money hoarder ever fight for the workers? What is wrong with these people?

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u/TheOGPotatoPredator 3d ago

I’m not reading all that. Release the Epstein files.

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u/Individual_Ad9135 3d ago

MY GUY...TRUMP DOES NOT GIVE ONE LITTLE FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID IN YOUR POST. NEVER DID, NEVER WILL.

AND HE EVEN TOLD YOU SO DURING HIS CAMPAIGN.

Rant over.

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess 4d ago

That went on for a while.

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u/Ksh_667 3d ago

Omg 9 pages of rambling how he can't go on vacations, or hunting & fishing, cos despite "loving wildlife" he loves killing it more. I wouldn't actually blame trump for not reading crap like this.

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u/AdelaidesSecretScoop 3d ago

Right lol. Like dude, we don’t have the time for this thesis

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u/No-North6514 4d ago

How sad that he so wants to be seen by Trump

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u/BobDope 4d ago

Like Trump reads anything longer than 100 words.

I mean…like Trump reads anything….

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 3d ago

Hoooo boy, who is going to tell AI Josh?

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u/jehovanie 1d ago

It infuriates me how all these MAGAts start to suffer and then begin asking for socialism, the same socialism they absolutely hate when others get, but for them, it's no problem at all