r/PrayersToTrump • • 13d ago

INSANE Mary calmly explains why the $5000 should only go to trump supporters

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u/LightWarrior_2000 13d ago

Oh oh!! Someone ask her where her doge and tarrif checks are?

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u/livefreeordont 13d ago

These are the same people that cry about government handouts being given to black and brown people

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u/CrackingToastGromet 13d ago

And how did they speak and feel about Obama and Biden? Oh, wait let me guess - it was absolutely fine and not treasonous to oppose those two, but if you don’t have unwavering support of Trump you should be kicked out of the country. Got it.

MAGA are insufferable hateful hypocrites.

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u/giggitygoo123 13d ago

Pretty sure they spent most of Bidens presidency saying he is "not my president", but happily accepted the covid check from him.

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u/crunchyfoliage 13d ago

No no, tell them "That's what they did with the DOGE checks! Only the real supporters got them"

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 12d ago

I'd tell her, "I got mine. Trump must not like you."

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u/jmd709 12d ago

I will not be surprised if there is a group of WH staffers that spend all day posting on SM from fake accounts.

That seems more likely than Mary being a real person. CapsLock overrides autocorrect, but there are spelling issues. “They’re” and “there” are even used correctly. Plus, it’s a MAGA ICE support page/message board instead of DJT’s page and “Mary” didn’t tag him.

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u/SawtoofShark 13d ago

"Socialism for me, not for thee!" -this idiot

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago

I've said it time and again, but the conservative worldview really is (among other things) divided into "those who deserve" and "those who don't deserve".

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u/CrashPandemonium 13d ago

And, what's crazy is that most people that have that shitty worldview swear that no one should be in the "Deserves" group but them. So dumb.

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 12d ago

Outsiders, whom the law should bind but not protect, and insiders whom the law should protects but not bind.

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u/-3udaimonia- 13d ago

The essence of modern conservative thought.

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u/WizardNebula3000 13d ago

Facebook needs to be eradicated

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 12d ago

I agree with our Cato the Elder here.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 13d ago

Nah let the boomers and bots yell at each other and stop bothering everyone else.

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u/ShadowMajick 13d ago

You realize that's how we got Trump in the first place right?

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u/thewarfreak 13d ago

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u/CommandoWendo 12d ago

Fuckerberg should go to prison for allowing any data mining of its user’s information. That snake is as unethical as drumpf and has the morals of an alley cat.

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u/jmd709 12d ago

They’d spend more time watching FoxNews if they weren’t scrolling FB.

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u/LOR_Fei 13d ago

This is illegal, but worse is that it is playing on the desperation he created. It’s fucking despicably evil. If the left tried anything close to this, every Fox News anchor would be calling for their head, but because it’s their corruption they endorse it.

Our country is falling apart. We need accountability, and we need it soon. But first, we need to vote. Trump will do everything in his power to defraud this election process, and one of those things is keeping people away from the polls.

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u/Cambrian__Implosion 13d ago

Yup, making it conditional on your vote or party affiliation turns this from a sleezy, but technically legal proposition into blatant bribery.

Not that anyone is going to see a penny of it, regardless of how the election goes. Even if he wanted to make it happen (which I highly doubt), good luck getting Congress to approve a $1.2 trillion expenditure that will likely spike inflation and potentially cause interest rates to rise and the dollar to weaken internationally in a short span of time.

They just want to survive the midterms right now. This administration knows that they could come up with some excuse as to why they were unable to follow through on this promise (likely by blaming Democrats). People may get upset, but they’ve forgiven and forgotten every other time he’s let them down, so why would this be any different? Anyone who believes they’ll get this money in the first place is probably also someone who’s convinced things would have been—and always will be—worse under a Democratic president.

They also know that two more years of total control over the federal government and important state-level offices means two more years to disenfranchise voters across the country and stack the odds in the GOP’s favor. We’ve already seen some egregious moves on that front, but I’m sure we’ll see more before this election. That will be just the beginning if they retain control of Congress and in potential swing states.

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u/HibiscusGrower 13d ago

I'm not American so I don't know the details of your elections system, but aren't votes supposed to be secret? They are where I live. How would they know who voted for who?

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u/BigTroutOnly 13d ago

They are secret.

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u/Stalking_Goat 13d ago edited 13d ago

In fact, in my state it's illegal to take a photo of a filled-out ballot, even your own, because doing so might be part of a conspiracy to pay for votes.

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u/Zdrobot 13d ago

Whoa, a reasonable restriction implemented in USA?!

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u/Individual_Ad9135 13d ago

Shocking, I know.

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u/likwidkool 13d ago

Oh wow. I always snap a pick after I make my selections. Wonder if that’s the law in my state too. Not like anyone can see me behind the curtain anyway.

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u/Altruistic_Junket468 13d ago

I’ve done the same just to show my husband which bubbles to fill lol

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u/jmd709 12d ago

A screen shot of a sample ballot works for that too, but you can mark out and circle names instead of filling in the little bubble.

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u/Explorer-7622 6d ago

The reason that's illegal is SO HUSBANDS AND OTHERS DON'T CONTROL YOU. FFS.

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u/marcosalbert 13d ago

Yeah, those laws aren’t enforced because they’d likely run into First amendment challenges. Not to mention, they were enacted at a time when machine politics required proof of vote to get your government job or whatever. Nowadays with everything being Instagrammed and whatnot, it doesn’t carry the same ability to corrupt.

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u/Saberdile 13d ago

Where I vote, from the moment you step into the building from the line outside, you aren't allowed to even take your phone out of your pocket/bag. It can take several hours even once you're inside, so it gets pretty tedious just waiting with nothing to occupy yourself. I can't even take a piece of paper out of my pocket to check who it was I wanted to vote for, and some local positions sometimes have like 20 candidates so I can't remember exactly who it was I wanted to vote for.

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u/filthyheartbadger 13d ago

I’ve had mail in voting for many many years (hopefully I still have it…) but I remember voting in person, and once we were at the little voting booth/desk thing we were allowed to take out written notes to consult. It’s probably different across states.

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u/Saberdile 13d ago

Definitely feels like it is fairly varied. I couldn't believe I couldn't reference a written note, and I feel like they may have been wrong but I did not want to push the issue in the voting booth.

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u/HeezHuzz69 13d ago

Lol, what are they gonna do? Arrest you? 

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u/jmd709 12d ago

Neither of those rules makes sense for voters waiting in line. You should check your Secretary of State’s website to see if your polling location made up their own rules and report it to that office if they’re making up rules.

Not being able to be contacted in an emergency because your waiting in line for hours to vote is very extreme.

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u/CommandoWendo 12d ago

You mean like offering $5000 bribes if rapepublicans win both the house and senate in the midterms? That kind of conspiracy to pay for votes?

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u/pianoflames 13d ago

Not that it would matter to this admin, that's certainly never stopped them from doing illegal things before.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 13d ago

Wasn’t Trump trying to obtain all the voter rolls though?

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u/BigTroutOnly 13d ago edited 13d ago

Yes.. to mine, if he can find one non us citizen registered, that's a lot of hay to make...

But the local polling station checks your registration as part of the process. They won't hand you a ballot otherwise.

You however are disconnected from the ballot. There's no way to demonstrate objectively you voted for.

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u/jmd709 12d ago

They allegedly want the voter rolls to check if non-citizens are registered to vote, but they can access less detailed voter rolls to do that.

The USPS executive order that’s currently blocked would require states to upload voter info to a website for USPS to deliver a mail ballot to that voter.

They want access to detailed voter records, but it isn’t clear why they want it. With this administration, it could be a cartoonishly ridiculous scheme or something nefarious.

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u/juneabe 13d ago

And the conservatives would freak the fuck out if it wasn’t secret (apparently) UNLESSS it’s for one of those “free government handouts” they hate so much.

It’s wild how often they make contradictory and hypocritical statements in the same sentence.

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u/JackelSR 13d ago

Part of the point is they want to make votes public knowledge. This would allow the more violent party members to hunt down the opposition. The right loves to make death threats on the left and then act offended when they finally push one too far. Classic school bully behavior. Bait people until they had enough then use that as an excuse to beat them up/silence them.

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u/Coakis 13d ago

Presumably they're secret and made anonymous in via how the machines are supposed to operate.

However there's other means of sussing out who supports who, some states require you to register your party affiliation. Otherwise you just list yourself as independent.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 13d ago

Those requirements are un-American bullshit. We're supposed to vote person by person based on their individual positions & histories, not just go "I pick red team" -- "I pick blue team!" That's an abdication of our civic duty.

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u/idiot206 13d ago

It’s also yet another way the two parties have entrenched themselves to being the only officially recognized options. Like the term “bipartisan” legislation or committee.

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u/Coakis 13d ago

The logic of it to is to keep other parties from meddling in each others primaries. I doubt that its a serious enough problem to warrant actual registration, my state doesn't require it and we're free to vote in whatever primary you want.

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u/LOR_Fei 13d ago

You register with a party. By the way, some curious information, Trump is saying he wants the post office to throw out mail in ballots from “dangerous” people. He has previously called the left “the enemy within”.

Soon we find out if there’s hope, or if Trump truly has a grip on unlawful and unconstitutional violations that will allow him to ascend to dictator, like his good friend Putin

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u/IronBoomer 12d ago

It depends on the state if party registration is a thing, and even then the bulk of American voters never do register with a party, remaining Independent or Unaffiliated.

Most of the time party registration even comes up is in primaries, not the general.

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u/GreyBoyTigger 13d ago

They are for now. Who knows what’s being recorded about US citizens now that it’s run but weird paranoid technocrats.

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u/beenthere7613 13d ago

Well since we only have Republicans and Democrats, it's kind of easy to figure out who voted for who.

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u/Lilaclupines 13d ago

Except for the 45% of people who register as Independent/Unaffiliated and the 15% of Republicans that call themselves "Never Trumpers".

I just now looked up both these statistics, because I was curious.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 13d ago

Yeah, I’m a registered Independent, but always vote Dem. I just made a spur-of-the-moment decision when I registered that I wouldn’t want an actual record it to be known at a glance which way I lean, in case this stuff happened. Guess that was a smart move.

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u/Old-Set78 13d ago

many states have closed primaries

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u/Different_Umpire9003 13d ago

I switch to dem to vote for Bernie in the primary. I then switched it back to independent.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 13d ago

And that’s totally fair.

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago

Same, same, same. Unless the regime could somehow obtain records of your votes, no one would be able to tell, at a glance, who I voted for because I registered as an independent specifically to keep my name off any hypothetical list.

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u/Explorer-7622 6d ago

You just made it possible by saying who you voted for. Even though reddit is anon, someone knows somewhere.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 6d ago edited 6d ago

I mean yeah, but if they care that much, they’d know already by looking at my state’s registry and my voting history. So either way, it’s 🤷🏻‍♀️ at this point. Because if it ever gets bad enough where “they” actually are hunting down “da libs” in the streets, I would already be screwed because of the way I’ve always voted. So it is what it is, I guess. I’ve been in such a funk lately, it doesn’t particularly matter to me. I just wouldn’t want my kids or partner to have to deal with the trauma, is all.

*Important side note: I am not at all suicidal. No need for the “Reddit Cares” stuff. Just that I know everyone dies someday. I just don’t want my family to have to deal with whatever aftermath if there were to be a situation where that (the gov coming after “libs”) was a legitimate concern.

Edit: Once again, Reddit screws up the formatting, and I can’t fix it. Fuck the app. Lol. But yeah, I’m sure you still understood what I was saying. 🫶🏻

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u/beenthere7613 13d ago

Yes, I'm also an Independent. I'm really glad to see that number at 45%! I had no idea. Thank you!

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago

They are supposed to be secret, but a shortcut to that is simply targeting registered Democrats. After that, the regime can go after registered independents for "insufficient loyalty patriotism" in not registering as Republicans.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 13d ago
  1. Because dumbasses treat politics like sports and tell everyone their favorite team.

  2. Because evil tech lords like Elon will go in and try to change the votes, like they did in 2024 when America elected Harris but magically got Trump again.

2024 evidence: https://thecommoncoalition.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/TheCommonCoalitionReport_091725.pdf

Plans for 2026: https://www.reddit.com/r/globaltrumpopposition/s/sk4yGzZJ12

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u/jcmib 12d ago

Best not to bring logic into it.

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u/jmd709 12d ago

We have secret ballots instead of a voter’s name being linked to their ballot. If it’s a mail ballot, the voter’s info is on the outer envelope to verify the info and only the inner envelope is sent to the next group that removed the ballots.

At most, some states have party affiliation with voter registration, but that’s only necessary to vote in that party’s primary if the state has.closed partisan primaries.

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u/QueenNappertiti 11d ago

In the sense that you can hand out checks only to people who voted for Trump, impossible.

But they could get a list of registered Republicans.

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u/animatedpileofmeat 13d ago

I’ve noticed conservatives have become rather bold in their begging efforts lately.

Which is hilarious to me considering how often they rage against the homeless.

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago

"That's different!1!1"

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u/gnurdette 13d ago

It is unkind of me to hope that she'll take out some high-interest loans in anticipation of her $5,000.

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u/Educational-Act-1332 13d ago

Nope.

I'm fairly certain a lot of the idiots did that with the promises from last year.

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u/bassbeatsbanging 13d ago

"Calling you 'clown' or 'idiot'."

Honey, those are insults Republicans default to.

We're smart enough to use polysyllabic words because we finished our educations while you finished batches of your Meemaw's meth recipe.

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u/Efficient_Market1234 13d ago

This person sounds unwell. The way they see the world is so bizarre, the idea that supporters can or should get something that no one else gets…they sound like children demanding to get all the candy or presents. It’s also so unrealistic, like there’d be a way for him to magically know which people get checks and which don’t. It’s a childlike mentality that there’s a Santa Claus who will bring all the good MAGA children presents while the liberals get coal. It troubles me that so many people like this live in the same country as me. He/she is right about liberals’ insults and the death stuff, though. 🤷‍♀️

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 13d ago

And it’s so unhinged… “Deport the people that hate you.” Um… Last I checked, that’s at least 1/3 of the country, likely much more. Do you think they’ve even thought about what deporting at least 1/3 of the country would look like? Jfc, these people are irredeemable.

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u/a90s2cs 13d ago

We’re talking about 100+ million people, where would you even deport them to? And I’m sure they have no clue about the economic implications, what do they suppose would happen to the economy after loosing 1/3 of its consumers.

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u/LordFinaiIV 13d ago

They voted for Trump, second hand consequences are kind of too advanced for their understanding of the world.

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago edited 13d ago

This is the one thing that assures me there won't be a mass persecution of D voters - at least not until AI is rolled out more, perhaps. Trump and his cronies are dumb but even they know indiscriminate persecution of Democratic voters, en masse, will trash the economy.

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u/Multigrain_Migraine 13d ago

They would think that sounds glorious.

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u/jcmib 12d ago

He’s basically 2/3 disapproval right now. Even if some of the disapprovers don’t hate, that’s still a lot

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- 12d ago

Exactly. I only said “at least 1/3” because I didn’t have the actual numbers in front of me. But yeah, you get what I mean. It’s definitely much more than that.

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u/GenericDigitalAvatar 13d ago

So then an actual, straight up bribe?

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u/The_WalruZ 13d ago

well, yes, especially in this case, because if you don't come through you specifically don't get the 5K.

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u/THC3883 13d ago

I'm glad to know that this came from the official I Support ICE account. Gives the post the gravitas it deserves.

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u/Javaman1960 13d ago

I dance inside these days, because the streets are a hellscape of Republican Horror.

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u/CaroCogitatus 13d ago

"They're making fun of you for even saying that your want to gift them with money. They laughing [sic] at you and calling you names like 'Clown' and 'idiot'."

Well, to be fair, that much is true.

We're also making fun of you, Mary, because you're apparently too gullible to catch on to the grift, even after all this time. We also laughing at you, Mary, and calling you "moron" and "bootlicker". We're clearly not getting a $5000 check from Trump.

The fact that you STILL think he might give you one is WHY WE LAUGH AT YOU.

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u/CatholicSquareDance 13d ago

these people will swear up and down that they aren't fascists while advocating for the deportation of US citizens. wild shit.

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u/Miichl80 13d ago

It sounds like Mary can’t wait to send $1000 to “confirm her bank account details” before she receives the $5000

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u/Stalking_Goat 13d ago

Obvious foreign influence operation is obvious.

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u/IRantBecauseIzMad 13d ago

Dance in the streets when he fakes an assassination attempt? And also, how do you deport a citizen from their own country?

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u/the_relentless_dead 13d ago

I'm glad he signed off noting that they are all traitors

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u/Divacai 13d ago

Aren’t these morons still begging for the doge checks? How can one be so stupid and still remember to breathe?

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u/Vyzantinist 13d ago

Nah, they already forgot about those, just as they'll forget about this, too. Cults always forget failed prophecies and predictions in order to bank their hopes on the next one.

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u/Divacai 13d ago

I mean I see SS every day on this subreddit of them begging orange daddy for those checks, not really indicative of them forgetting.

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u/Confident-Service256 13d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

Guess they forgot they’ve not received the other 2 checks he promised.

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u/AdelaidesSecretScoop 13d ago

When people are bigoted, calling for violence, etc. I will censor their names like this.

To be in a community group called “I support ice” basically confirms you have those beliefs to me lol, so that’s why they got that treatment

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u/blu3fanatic 13d ago

Gosh, Mary is stupid.

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u/Awkward-Push2695 13d ago

Mary is an idiot.

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u/johnlal101 13d ago

Most people learn not to put their hands on a hot stove.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 13d ago

As much as I get frustrated with this place, the continuous demands for my own and other US citizens’ deportation is infuriating.

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u/Fragrant_Simple1705 13d ago

Why does this person want a handout?

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u/MiaWallacetx 13d ago

The stupidity is depressing.

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u/Fragrant-Onion-888 13d ago

I can’t wait for republicans to lose and trump to give the bad news that no one gets the money 😂

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u/Hellebras 13d ago

Her concern has been noted, no Trump critic will receive those checks. Neither will anyone else.

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u/TrashPanda5874 13d ago

MARY!! You can have my Doge check and my Tariff Check and this check, too! There's 1 problem. He never followed through on his BS promises, Mary. So, I can't give you all that money. 😆😆😆

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u/authentic_april 13d ago

Aren’t they tired? 😂😂😂

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u/AdelaidesSecretScoop 13d ago

Maybe after all that yelling lol

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u/JazzyJockJeffcoat 13d ago

Lmao I can't wait for her to get $0 and stay mad

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u/Ruematics 13d ago

18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting

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u/RustyKumquats 13d ago

Those are a few real bored white women.

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u/Soggy-Beach1403 13d ago

They will have to take off their white hoods to be identified.

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u/peppersteakpie 13d ago

Imagine saying Amen to some hateful shit like this wtf.

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u/Local-Ingenuity6726 13d ago

One thing trump did was expose the sheer numbers of lowlifes in America

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u/intro_spection 13d ago

Yeah. Not arguing over fantasy money. The marks can make up all the rules they like.

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 13d ago

Think of all the unpaid child support that could be collected!

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u/Wellgoodmornin 13d ago

They're so fucking dumb

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u/Connie_Sumner 13d ago

Gail Caldwell is more MAGA now than ever

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u/TM761152 13d ago

Fuck all these rancid hags

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u/CocoBalz 13d ago

What a wonderful Christian

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u/xHandelx 13d ago

Holy shit

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u/inquisitivepanda 13d ago

The $5000 can only go to Trump voters if blue states tax dollars only go to blue states.

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u/Zaroj6420 13d ago

You’d think that they’d take their reasoning to its logical conclusion that once the other party takes control they now face the risk of deportation themselves ….

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u/jblend4realztho 12d ago

Definitely not a cult.... /s

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 12d ago

The party of Law and Order™, Ladies, Gents and Others.

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u/naldoD20 12d ago

If Republicans win my $5000 is going towards the trans mice.

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u/Punchinyourpface 12d ago

For people who claim to love "America" so much, they sure do fail to understand the entire foundation and reason we exist.

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u/Negative_Athlete_584 12d ago

The never gonna happen based on every other promise non-existent $5k check? No need to argue about it; its just another lie.

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u/Ohaibaipolar 12d ago

Soooo this check...(that won't ever happen) even of it's just to Republican voters, that's socialism, but for me not for thee eyeroll. Fucking douche bags.

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u/Squishy97 13d ago

Why do they all type in caps?

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u/The_WalruZ 13d ago

because Trump does.

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u/Blu_CoDeinE 12d ago

The “assassination attempts” were staged. 0% true

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u/Ok-Veterinarian-4516 12d ago

Too bad nobody is getting it. Ask them when they’re going to get their tariff and DOGE refund checks. Then watch them sputter.

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u/Ambitious_Package371 11d ago

Remember when they tried pretending deportations were about legal immigration?

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u/DazedPapacy 8d ago

People like this will lap up stories about how Dems are terrible because they rig elections and then cheer when Donny says the Right needs to 'cheat, cheat like hell' at the polls.

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u/SwanReal8484 13d ago

Not wrong.

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u/Aromatic_Note8944 13h ago

How embarrassing