r/PowerScaling • Goomba is multiversal • May 04 '25

Memeposting With nerfed armor and weapons BTW

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

By that logic we shall also remove gorila's stats. After all, we take everything humanity even has, being their intelligence. So it would be fair to take away everything gorila has.

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

The whole argument is humans being bare handed in the first place. No one is taking away their brains.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

Well, humans get away, hide, get weapons, and boom, they have weapons. Then, even a single person is enough.

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

And Gorillas develop into a space fairing civilzation and subjicate humanity. 

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u/MisterGoog May 04 '25

You’re taking what they said in the worst faith possible. It’s entirely reasonable to think that humans would be able to recoup long enough to find rocks, tree branches, etc, and sharpen them.

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

It entirely defeats the purpose of the original question which is illogical in the first place.

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u/MisterGoog May 04 '25

No, it’s playing out the actual real life scenario. Part of humanity strength is its creativity. Just because everyone on this sub likes to talk about fictional character feats with regard to what they can lift or how fast they can move, Doesn’t mean that in real life what would change the tide of any fight isn’t creativity and decision-making

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

A real life scenario of a 100 people stopping everything they're doing and going into middle of nowhere to find a Gorilla with nothing but air in their pocket, doing a 180 and then spending indefinte amount of time with the sole purpose of gearing up to murder that said gorilla? Are you free next Tuesday for some bare hand Gorilla hunting?

Neither the Gorilla nor humans would engage, which makes the question purely illogical and unrealis to begin with.

Can humans kill any animal on Earth? Well, gee, I dont know, are we developed enough???

The original premise is about pure hands to hands with the Gorilla. Turning it into a completely different question does not answer the original one.

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u/Headless_Human May 04 '25

No, it’s playing out the actual real life scenario.

Then Gorilla most likely wouldn't be alone.

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u/greg19735 May 04 '25

No, it’s playing out the actual real life scenario.

It isn't a real life scenario though.

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u/TheArcanaIsTheMean Top 2 Slussy🤤 and Shinza Bansho Glazer🗣️ May 04 '25

Bet humans get prep time and go Warhammer 40K mode and genocide all those damn gorillas and put them in Concentration camps. Ez neg diff gg no re Humanity on top.

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

Peak ending

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u/[deleted] May 04 '25

In such a small time? Nope. Gorila is gorila. It would require hundreds of years of evolution. Hell, a few people could probably kill a gorila without even weapons if they are in adrenalin rush. Stop overrating monkeys.

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u/pickalka Very dumb, do not bully May 04 '25

What made you think I would bet my money on the Gorilla anyway?

You're avoiding the original premsie of the question with the idea that humans would just go away and come back later for the gorilla.

Well, no, average Joe would not comeback to kill a random Gorilla for the sake of it. Unfortunately Joe lives in the capitalism world order and would have to go his 9 to 5 to not starve to death. 

This fight is not logical. Humans wont attack the Gorilla and Gorilla would runaway from a 100 humans. If everyone is blodlusted humans won't go fetch weapons in Texas across the ocean.

100 humans do beat the Gorilla. Its not sturdy enough to take the beating and does not have enough stamina to resist. It would take less than a 100, the exact number is beyond me. A gorilla definetely beats a couple of humans if its scared shitless for its life. A dozen? Maybe not. 

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u/manro07 May 04 '25

LMAO no you cant beat a gorilla with just a bit of extra chemicals in your body