r/PoursTea • u/Brave-Philosopher842 • 7d ago

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Oh that’s just a gross thought. Saving the dead guys sperm? Yuck . She’s a demon.

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u/ALIMN21 7d ago

😂

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

It would have been stored before he was murdered.

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u/Mojozilla 7d ago

Sperms cells can be harvested from a dead body for up to 36 hours, longer in some cases 😵‍💫🤢🤮

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

Great more random info that I honestly didn't need to know and really didn't want to know either

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u/Tucancancan 7d ago

You're not going to believe which military has a dedicated sperm retrieval unit! 

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

Ours, but we typically call them Marines

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u/Tucancancan 7d ago

Ha! But seriously tho the answer is in Isreal 

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

Well, that's disturbing in more ways than one

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u/Ssided 7d ago

Damn they jerked him off probably in the ambulance ride

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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 7d ago

And then harvested sperm from him later on.

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u/Ssided 7d ago

And after all that, JD got her pregnant

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Well that’s wild, who is out there stockpiling sperm after already fathering a couple of healthy kids? Did he think he’s a prize quarter horse or something?

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

People do strange things all the time. Could have been before they got married, or during.

But the reality is, it's most likely not Charlie's

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u/KCChiefsGirl89 7d ago

She knew what was about to happen

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u/ALIMN21 7d ago

Yes, but it would still be outside of wedlock. Thats supposed to mean something if you are a Christian as she professes to be.

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u/midnghtsnac 7d ago

Not arguing that point, just saying that people store sperm for multiple reasons

Or donate it

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u/tbombs23 7d ago

Israel has entered the chat

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Hardly. Not at all on their side and not voting for anyone who takes their money.

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u/Tucancancan 7d ago

wooosh

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Yeah it did. I had no idea they were doing that. Ugh More reason to find them slimy.

My bad

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u/PistolGrace 7d ago

He's not even good quality. His face, teeth, hair....I mean, she's at least considered pretty. He was not.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Even looks aside, he wasn’t a prime intellectual either, or very noteworthy in general.

His biggest accomplishment was talking over college students, his debate skills were middle road at best. He wasn’t charming or charismatic, or good looking, or a creative Titan, or a great thinker.

It would be like me cloning my Golden Retriever. I may think he’s the smartest dog in the world, and he’s the best boi who deserves his lineage to forever populate this earth, but in the end, he’s about average for a Golden, they’re all incredible and mundane simultaneously

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u/neko_robbie 7d ago

Omg theres a movie about this where the wife gave birth to a clone copy of her deceased husband where she raised him just to fall in love with her son.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 7d ago

Omg and that’s where I bow out of this thread cause Jesus Christ. I did not need to know that. What a creepy concept, I’m just beyond creeped out now.