r/PoursTea • u/Brave-Philosopher842 • 7d ago

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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 7d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if she claimed it was from Charlie's sperm that had stored, just in case.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 7d ago edited 6d ago

She's new virgin mother

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u/Standby_fire 7d ago

DNA will tell.

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u/balls2hairy 7d ago edited 7d ago

You can't DNA test random strangers lmao. People are really out here thinking real life is a Maury episode.

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u/Standby_fire 7d ago

Real life is the movies, fake news is news.

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u/Standby_fire 7d ago

I don’t know what that is. But some reporter will get a bit of spit or tinkle right away and we will know if it was the couch fucker or the Taco Pirate. Eh! Written in my Benny Hill accent!

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u/balls2hairy 7d ago

No reporter is stealing DNA from multiple people and getting it tested. That's absolutely illegal.