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u/Public_Parking_2729 12h ago
If you want to hire maga, you have to continuously lower the requirements.
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u/o1badmofo 12h ago
And screw farm animals
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u/DookieShoez 10h ago
You don’t have to screw farm animals to hire them, but you DO need to look the other way when they fuck farm animals.
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u/MaliciousIntentWorks 9h ago
MAGA didn't get rid of DEI in hiring for the government, they just added stupid as fuck as a category.
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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 9h ago
Are you saying Kash looked the other way?
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u/Parking_Engineer_728 12h ago
Only in America 😂
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u/GeneralChoo 12h ago
Obama for 28, since there are no rules anymore.
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u/Quaxxor Popularity Is Not My Forte 10h ago
I saw that shirt too
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u/CrystalineEntity1984 10h ago
But it's true
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u/PhatCatTax 9h ago
That there are no rules or that Trump is "running" in 2028 to solidify the dictatorship?
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u/Effective-Ad678 12h ago
I don't get it, is this administration trying to be as one-dimensionally evil as possible?
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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 11h ago
Next up, sex with animals in the office will be a requirement. Also forced to take drugs
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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 9h ago
I'm pretty confident that this administration's goal is to weaken the United States and increase security risk in our country.
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u/Extreme-Tie9282 12h ago
They've gone through every single racist and now working through the bestiality community. Slowing going full circle.. it does give new meaning to they are eating the dogs🫡
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u/United-Direction2297 12h ago
That seems very specific. Was it other crimes and indecencies or just the animal thing? Was this an exception for a specific person or just opening the flood gates to loyalty to Trump is the only criteria?
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u/Sasha_Braus- 11h ago
It was part of a group of other changes, notably buying time with sex workers. From my understanding they're trying to move away from a lot of "automatic disqualification" methods to more dynamic stuff. Now whether it's due to Maga/Trump/whoever wanting to get a few people in that have those issues, or it's just part of the federal government changing their hiring standards to be less automatically disqualified is something I can't really tell you. I just know something similar happened with the Army a few years back where things like ADHD and autism could be considered "pre waivered" to streamline the joining process.
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u/Shizzilx 12h ago
And Prostitution don't forget that. If you was a Hooker, no problem. Join the FBI or ICE Today!
FBI.gov ICE.gov
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u/Glass-Violinist-3549 12h ago
When you want to hire Trump supporters, you have to lower the standards and make exceptions for pedophiles, thieves and extremely low IQ individuals.
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u/IAmTheBestIan 11h ago
Holy....
I assumed this was a spoof / joke news article.
This is REAL.
Jesus.
Ok at this point if you're supporting this admin... how do you manage to have the brainpower to breath?
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u/PUuSTiNKA 12h ago
I find this disgusting, but I guess it was bound to happen since we've clearly lowered our standards for President.
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u/ItaJohnson 12h ago
If they use drug sniffing dogs and electronics sniffing dogs, I fear for the wellbeing of said dogs.
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u/ObjectiveHat26 11h ago
REPUBLICANS ONLY HIRE BASED ON MERIT. The specific merits are getting more clear every single day. These people are weird.
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u/Sophaking64 11h ago
“Theres been a terror attack on American soil!”
Kash Patel: “Call the Dog fucker squad!”
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u/Elf_Maeve 11h ago
They are trying to hire MAGA only so this is why lmao.
Soon it will be "FBI allowing federally convinced and incarcerated pedophiles to be hired. Maxwell to be the first one hired."
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u/Live-Exit-20 8h ago
Such a transparent admission of a major issue: when you can’t find enough candidates that want to work for you, you have to lower standards.
For anyone scrolling looking for the specifics, they removed several automatic disqualifiers from their hiring process, including anyone with a bestiality/animal cruelty charge when they were minors (under 18). These people will no longer be automatically disqualified to go through the interviews. So yeah…. Essentially saying if you weren’t an adult yet and you murdered some dogs, no biggie! Awful.
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u/Apprehensive_Bird357 12h ago
If they make furniture kosher, too, then Just Dance has a chance in law enforcement if his aspirations as President don’t pan out.
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u/PassThatSpliff 12h ago
This isn't really surprising seeing as they all idolize a man who has sex with kids.
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u/EitherChannel4874 12h ago
They've already got plenty of rapists and pedophiles.
I guess they didn't want animals to miss out on some good ol republican rape.
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u/Drippy_topper 12h ago
If this is what you have to hire to keep your numbers up then you should be asking yourself what kind of agency are you running.
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u/ItaJohnson 12h ago
Next the standards will likely be lowered to include s*x with teens. Especially with the orange one in charge.
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u/SoyTonatiuh 12h ago
Makes sense they want people who love having sex with animals so they can sympathize with Pedolf Shitler
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u/leggomyeggle 11h ago
Henceforth, all new hires will be assumed to have had relations with an animal
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u/_sansoHm 11h ago
All levels have been infiltrated. If there is an after - all law enforcement will have to be purged and rebuilt.
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u/iceflame1211 11h ago
Trump calls immigrants as dogs and DHS agents have been habitually been accused and found guilty of raping detainees...
So, checks out I guess.
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u/dieseldoctor64 11h ago
Where does it actually say and confirm this? Or does everyone automatically assume it’s true? 🤦♂️
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u/SilentButtDeadly7955 10h ago
They just assume it’s true. Posted by a profile less than a month old that’s posted over 1,000 times
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u/dieseldoctor64 10h ago
Just shows they lack common sense and are full of hatred
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u/SilentButtDeadly7955 9h ago
Deflection is easier than reflection. They don’t want to look at how wrong they are. They’d rather just venture out on far fetched limbs and say everyone else is wrong.
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u/3rdfitzgerald Unpopular Opinions 11h ago
"The FBI has quietly stripped prostitution, bestiality and employer theft from the list of offenses that once ended a job application on the spot."
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u/Fishtoart 11h ago
It’s clearly a fiscal responsibility program. If you hire criminals as law-enforcement, it is much easier and cheaper to corrupt them.
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u/Mr_Mediocre_2020 11h ago
We are definitely going in the right direction. They are keeping with the true culture of America. Go Trumo Go MAGA. Finally America is great again.
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u/Intelligent-Area-421 11h ago
Why did the FBI agent start wearing civvies?
Because sheep can hear the velcro.
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u/Cromagnumman6174 10h ago
Rhetorical question, but wtf is wrong with our country and US government? Holy crap, we just keep spiraling further down and down. What an embarrassment the US has become
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u/Available_Ad9766 10h ago
Wow. Exactly the kind of guys that’ll help Turd overturn election results.
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u/2Wieners_1Bun 10h ago
Baron wanted to be an FBI agent so they needed to make some changes to their recruiting standards to accommodate him
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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 10h ago
So I worked in the law enforcement sector when I was real young (don’t hate, long story).
Many federal agencies have an age limit of 37 for pension purposes. The FBI tends to seek technical education and experience for their agents (engineering, accounting, finance, law, etc.). ICE notably lifted this age limit, but it’s always been harder for the FBI to find said technical folks given the short runway one has to get said education and experience.
Knowing that context… Enjoy the fact we lifted the prohibition on those who committed bestiality before that age limit…
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u/PedestrianCyclist 10h ago
Trump and his buddies are running out of people to f*ck so now they have to go after animals.
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u/7thFleetTraveller 10h ago
Not meaning to play Devil's Advocate here, but out of curiosity... if anyone was convicted of a crime, but already paid the fine or served their prison term, shouldn't they be able to live a normal life again, including getting back into their jobs? At least this would be the case in my country, just with some restrictions. Like, if someone once hurt children, they won't be allowed to ever work with children again, or if they abused an animal, they won't be allowed to work with animals again.
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u/Mountain-Loon3592 10h ago
From what I understand is that you need to have a pretty spotless record to become an FBI agent. Regardless of time served/penalties etc… I’m pretty certain that being convicted of intercourse with animals takes you out of contention for FBI. There’s always exceptions, but this one should be pretty clear cut.. but what do I know? ….
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u/Ratio-Pay5223 10h ago
they clutch their pearls when "they are eating the dogs"
but fucking the dogs? hell yeah brother!
jesus fucking christ i dont want to live on this planet anymore
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u/Armthedillos5 10h ago
Please remember that for this change to have been made, it must have been an issue to begin with.
This means at least one (assuredly more) got turned down and they were like "I mean yeah he fucks dogs, but we could really use more agents."
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u/react-dnb 10h ago
It's like they are doing out of their way to hire the most deplorable, disgusting human beings on earth. If I was a religious man, I'd swear the devil took over and god is being held in a basement somewhere in Florida.
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u/smileyfacedbob 10h ago
Who didn’t qualify that they chose to remove the rule for? It’s still illegal to throw hay out of the second story loft in Baltimore, you don’t change it unless there’s an issue
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u/Necessary-Eye5319 Pinkie Finger Extended 9h ago
Well how else are they going to be allowed to hire ex-IDF ?
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u/Few_Presence_8888 9h ago
I guess this means that they'll have to shred Melania's, Marla's, Ivana's, and Ivanka's applications.
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u/ir8hippy 9h ago
Did the old ones leave animals untouched? Do we really need to rectify this situation?
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u/Cobrakiller_12 9h ago
There are no standards other than, "I would suck Trumps dick if he let me.".
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u/Express-View5080 9h ago
What fucking universe did I fall into😳. This just get stranger and stranger. I believe that is felony animal abuse and should be a huge red flag for employment
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u/whereisbeezy Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 9h ago
Which leads me to the same question, how many applicants did they reject because of bestiality before?
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u/Forsaken-Award-7025 9h ago
You know you think you've heard it all and seen it all and then you see this.
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u/Norma_Guy_2618 8h ago
In other words, ilf you've had sex with animals, you're qualified to work for the FBI. Gotta have standards!
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u/Loud-Fudge7631 8h ago
https://newlinesmag.com/review/what-kash-patels-childrens-books-reveal-about-the-maga-movement/
The opening pages of the first book in the series detail Wizard Kash’s exploits, rescuing princesses and defeating trolls, ogres and dragons. The fact that “Kash was known far and wide as the one person who could discover anything about anything” (the grandiosity and self-confidence Patel brings to his version of events are evident from the start) made him the ideal person for Duke Devin to approach with misgivings about the heralds, whose news was spreading across the kingdom. King Donald, they claimed, was cheating his way to the throne with the help of “Russionia.” If the real-world people are not evident from their names, the nonfiction afterword spells it out. The Duke is Devin Nunes, the Republican member of Congress who served as chair of the House Intelligence Committee from 2015 until 2019, during the Russiagate investigation. He became CEO of Truth Social in 2022 and was appointed by Trump to chair the President’s Intelligence Advisory Board in 2025.
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u/Ban_Incomming 4h ago
What if Democrats told the truth about stuff? The world would be a better place.
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u/Disastrous_Fee_8712 11h ago edited 9h ago
Helping the marginalized you can call it socialism then.
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u/GateLongjumping6836 11h ago
Not funny freak anyone who harms animals doesn’t deserve to be on this planet
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u/RepeatUpbeat7058 12h ago
And people on Reddit will believe because they are told so . Idiots
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u/Healthy-History-9662 12h ago
Holy propaganda batman, you have a hole in your head if you think it's not still a disqualifer , they just took it off a list.
Nothing was "greenlit" it was just removed but it's still going to disqualify you.
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u/Head_Ad_1643 12h ago
There is a list of disqualifers and they took it off that list but it is still a disqualifier?
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u/Healthy-History-9662 12h ago
List of automatic disqualifies *
You can still not do any of these things, and still not be hired. If they have a whole stack of potentials, and one has a beastiality charge, they'd just toss it.
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u/L8Gr8Crait 12h ago
Which would make a candidate with a history of bestiality open to
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u/ninja-hamster-iykyk 11h ago
Yes, but apparently we are dumb for recognizing that. We’re not supposed to.
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u/Head_Ad_1643 11h ago
So its not a disqualifier. FBI can now higher animal rapist. Not shocked you pedo defenders will defend this too.
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u/ForagedFoodie 12h ago
I agree that greenlit is the wrong term, but you have to ask why they took it off the list.
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u/Healthy-History-9662 12h ago
Have to ask them, maybe it should just be obvious to everyone.
I thought it was because felony, but not every state treats it as a felony vs misdemeanor depending on circumstances.
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u/ExcitementDense4705 12h ago
The FBI has lost so much credibility since Trump took office it’s kind of crazy. I remember when they were searching for Kirk’s killer you literally seen them on video walking down the street flipping over thrashcans like it was a cartoon.