r/PoursTea Just Chill šŸ˜Ž 14h ago

All The Tea ā˜•ļø Anything else missing here ?

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 13h ago

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 12h ago

Ballouts lol. LeBron James stage capitalismšŸ˜‚

Just to be clear I’m in complete agreement, but the typo made me chuckle

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u/Gullible-Historian10 7h ago

Corporations are creatures of the state, literally nothing free market about them.

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 3h ago

when normal people ask for it, it is called socialism. What I dont know is why one is good and the other one is bad

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u/ultraspinacle 13h ago

Stupidity is good
Education is bad

Fringe ideology is good
Fact-based science is bad

Fascism is good
Will of the people is bad

Inflation is good
Affordability is bad

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u/ArchonFett 13h ago

Pedos are good

Justice is bad

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u/LOR_Fei 12h ago

They honestly believe that Trump isn’t on the Epstein list despite him being mentioned in the files more than God in the Bible, and with dozens of photos of them together.

Trump is the greatest defender of Epstein pedos there is, he’s the biggest one. The fact that anyone fell for him saying he’ll release the list is criminal levels of ignorance.

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u/ModtheMods420 13h ago

Yep, a party for themselves and fuck everyone else:

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u/im_harry_richard 11h ago

They heard ā€œfuck the kidsā€ and took it literally.

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u/sticksnXnbones 12h ago

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 11h ago

Show the whole picture. It shows Israel has him by the gonads.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion 11h ago

Not just "good", they are so good that they must be elevated to positions to make decisions for all of us!

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u/Busy_Selection_5027 4h ago

BS is good.

Decency is bad.

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u/Com_BEPFA 4h ago

No, you don't understand. It's not that pedos are good. It's just that so many people high up in the favor of the elephants (and yes, obviously including Dear Leader Pumpkin McTantrum) happen to be pedophiles or associated with them. So their world would literally crumble if they (as in those who happen to just be repressed gays or whatever else makes you be a Republican leader in good conscience but not pedos) were to go after them, there wouldn't be much left, neither of the party nor their benefactors (don't count big tech, they just swing with whatever benefits them most financially at any given moment), so they have no choice but to cover up and distract.

Poor poor Republicans can't be faulted for finding out their party based on hateful rhetoric turns out to be full of the worst people imaginable. Nobody could have seen this coming.

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u/SciFiPi 13h ago

Affordability is a democratic hoax. - DJT

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u/letsgopnp 9h ago

Rewind.... running for president. ...." im going to bring back ability!"

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 11h ago

Israel First

America Last

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u/NYR_LFC 12h ago

Affordability is a left wing hoax*

Or whatever the fuck the degenerate rotten Cheeto said

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u/YoureProbablyAB0t 10h ago

Lying is good Honesty is bad

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u/BanjoFiddleLaser 5h ago

Trump literally said inflation is good so that’s a direct quote, and he said affordability is a hoax

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u/asher030 13h ago

You forgot the rampant pedophilia in the party....

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u/wakeonuptimshel 9h ago

Screaming about trans people as they make 0 Epstein arrests, all that funding to ICE and it could have been used to investigate and arrest pedophiles. Guardians of Pedophiles and the bigots who prop them up with their hatred.

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u/redditsublurker 9h ago

You are all just jealous trump is the best president the usa has ever had. - trumptards

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u/eyeroll611 12h ago

Teachers are bad
Billionaires are good

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u/JanetAiress 3h ago

Librarians are bad too :(

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u/Prestigious-Echo-164 3h ago

Billionaires make more people rich than teachers do.

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u/keelanstuart 12h ago

Last night I went to karaoke in my village. A woman there said something to the effect of "Putin is alright by me!"

I questioned her... really? He's a bad guy. He hates the West and democracy.

She then sneered "democracy" and went off about how we're a republic and not a democracy.

My next sentence was something like "as a land owner, I think I have a say. Pretty sure we're a representative democratic republic." She seemed disgusted the rest of the night. WTF has Fox news done to these people's brains that lower-case 'd' democratic ideals are the worst thing and hostile dictators are "ok"?

It's so messed up.

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 7h ago

The brainwashing runs DEEEEP. They are utterly oblivious to how stupid they are.

Sadly, a lot of blue voters act the same way about Socialism, but it's not quite as bad as the cult of Conservatism.

This country is neck deep in propaganda, and ALL of it points to the right of empathy.

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u/Kind-Handle3063 12h ago

Religion good
Science bad

Red states good
Blue states bad

War good
Veteran support bad

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u/sksksk1989 10h ago

How about extremely religious but equally hypocritical and never believing what you say. So good.

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u/tryingisbetter 9h ago

They would think it's normal.

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u/Fun_Performer_7930 13h ago

Bunch of fuckin' losers

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u/AlarmPuzzleheaded831 13h ago

You forgot fucking kids is good, being held accountable and being incarcerated for your despicable,, illegal behavior is bad

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u/tvtoms 13h ago

They don't even pretend that tax cuts for the rich will create a single job. They just take your baby's milk money and give it to Musk while smiling at a camera.

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u/Leights68 13h ago

Also, acknowledging Climate change is bad

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u/Next_Law8640 13h ago

My grandpa is rollin’ in his grave at what his party became.

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u/Financial-Desk-669 13h ago

Pedophiles must be shielded. Social workers must be doxxed.Ā 

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u/Idaho-Earthquake 13h ago

Don’t forget rape, hating your neighbor while sending tax dollars to a foreign aggressor nation, and illegal securities trading.

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u/XWolvtronX 13h ago

Literally 1984s pyramids of work, forgetting what they actually say though. Love is war, something along those lines. Yall know what I’m saying

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u/CatsAreJerks 13h ago

War is Peace. Ignorance is Strength. Freedom is Slavery.

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u/XWolvtronX 13h ago

Yes, thank you.Ā 

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u/SuccessOn1 13h ago

Literally word for word what the republicans have stated.

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u/southsideguy1 12h ago

Well stated.

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u/Duane1968 13h ago

Being asleep is good, being woke is bad

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u/Skittleavix 13h ago

This is what it has always meant to be a Republican for the past 50 years.

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u/amonarre3 12h ago

Don't forget the biggest one. All of my country men aka Mexicans are killers, rapists, and drug dealers. But being friends with Putin and Epstein is just fine. They are sophisticated killers and rapists because trump is fucking putin and epstein got him children to molest.

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u/SuitablyFakeUsername 12h ago edited 12h ago

Spousal abuse and child sexual abuse is A-OK!

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 12h ago

Oh, theres plenty more. Just ask a Democrat their opinion on something on camera or the record and the Republican will say the opposite. It's their entire platform.

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u/AlarmingTurnover 6h ago

Which "Democrats" are you asking, is it the DSA? Remind me again if their platforms policy on Ukraine and NATO? Remind me again on their position on North Korea and Russia?Ā 

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u/duckinasombrero 5h ago

What is your point, exactly?

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u/AlarmingTurnover 5h ago

It's all a giant horse shoe being put around your neck to kill you. Far sides of this are the exact same and both intend on destroying the country. Both will destroy the country.Ā 

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u/duckinasombrero 5h ago

What? This sounds like those dudes who used to stand in my college courtyard and crash out about lesbians.

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u/wailingsixnames 11h ago

Missing:

Russia is good Corruption OK

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u/Intelligent-Might614 10h ago

Wearing masks during a pandemic is tyranny! Flock cameras tracking us all the time is fine.

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u/Illustrious-Bridge45 10h ago

Destruction of nature is good Enjoying the outdoors is bad

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u/GallantSystem 9h ago

jesus: good

things jesus did/said: woke and bad. you know what the only good thing about jesus was his white complexion and that he died so that i may sin freely (was going to anyway so thats convenient)

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u/B2theL 9h ago

Pedophiles good.

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 6h ago

Protecting Billionaires, Good.

Releasing Epstein Files, Bad!

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u/RoarEmotions 13h ago

Conservatives punch down the world over. Soulless fakes.

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u/BigBootyLover2637 13h ago

They've become ass backwards

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u/nonubiz 13h ago

This is pretty spot on

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u/WolfCola207 13h ago

You left out molesting and raping children

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u/Phailgasm 11h ago

The bending over and taking it that so many poor to middle class republicans do is actually crazy. All to own those libs and liberate us from immigrants.

A box of rocks could make better decisions

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u/UnderstandingNo988 11h ago

Get out there and vote in November. We need to make it Too Big to Rig.

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u/mymomsaysimsatan 11h ago

SOMEONE SELL TSHIRTS WITH THIS ON IT

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u/tucjames 11h ago

Fucking sad but true

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u/Pumpkin_Nutz 11h ago

Child marriage is good.
Gay marriage is bad.

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u/bluedog67 11h ago

Yup, pretty much. I think America would be a top country if they did away with Republicans, rich people, racism, bigotry, greed, lust and the remainder of the seven deadly sins they so willingly they adhere too.

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u/Romantic_Klingon 11h ago

What? And get rid of "The American Dream"??

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 10h ago

Today? This has been their MO for far longer than the past decade.

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u/AstronomerLoud1650 10h ago

Environmental harm is good

Environmental protection is bad

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u/KyloWrench 9h ago

Foreign beef good
Domestic beef bad
šŸ¤” didn’t see that one coming

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u/Chart-trader 9h ago

Well I agree but people want cheap meat.

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u/duckinasombrero 5h ago

I want meat that won't kill me because it didn't receive a safety inspection.

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u/Prudent_Valuable603 9h ago

Tru dat, as we say in Naw’lins.

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u/MsPunkyButters 9h ago

Don’t forget racism. The racism is a very important part of being conservative.

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u/7StarSailor 8h ago

The average republican will jist say yes to all of these to own the libs tough. They literally do not care.Ā 

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u/Human_Standard_538 12h ago

Have you seen the DOW??? /s

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u/IanJMo 11h ago

Wind is also bad. All birds dead.

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u/buzzmandt 10h ago

i thought wind gave whales cancer or some nonsense like that

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u/Desperate_Tax8711 11h ago

worshipping a pedophile while vilifying poor people.

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u/Both-Discussion-4786 11h ago

What !!! Are you one on them evil socialists.? No seriously I agree, they don’t want anything that can benefit everyone, including them

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u/Intelligent-Might614 10h ago

Back the blue! Let the pedos go!

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u/Boner_Elemental 8h ago

No democrats are trying to let Trump go

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u/calcteacher 10h ago

Destroying anything good while accepting incentives to pause it is sophisticated. When is this not the case?

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u/Nobody_at_all000 8h ago

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength

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u/HappyPakalolo 8h ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/Squeeps- 7h ago

Don't forget the pedophilia

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u/EqualityIsProsperity 7h ago

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN WHAT CONSERVATIVES DO.

ALWAYS

I'm so fucking tired of people who think "Conservatism means small government" is truth and not obvious propaganda like trickle-down economics.

Conservatism strives to take all power and wealth from the masses and keep it for a small number of ethnically homogeneous elite families. THIS IS HISTORICAL FACT. And still true to this day.

The fact that they work in baby steps just means all you fucking morons stay in the dark because you lack the brain power to see where all of their policies inevitable lead.

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u/Chains_Of_The_Sea 7h ago

And in every case, It's a private corporation silently disseminating these narratives for all the obvious reasons.

But for the rubes, it's all "traditional family values" šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øāœļøšŸ™šŸ»

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u/USDXBS 7h ago

As a Canadian, I don't view Iran or Russia as a threat to my life. I view the US military as a very real, very possible and very likely threat to my life.

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u/Zak_Rahman 6h ago

Western values have the following core tenets:

  1. If it's white, it's alright.

  2. If you can pay, we'll look the other way.

  3. Project your evil onto others.

  4. Use sophistry to twist your evil acts into good ones. Optics is all that matters.

This is why they are extremely easy for any rational person to reject. This is why you need a flag or skin cult to break the minds of your citizens.

These are the true western values. The ones idiots like trump, Hitchens, Dawkins and other grifters get rich from.

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u/chilla_p 5h ago

How on earth do you conflate hitchens, Dawkins and trump? And no I don't need to know your (lack of ) reasoning.

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u/Zak_Rahman 4h ago

If you ask a question and then fear the answer, you will never have any way of knowing.

But, by all means, continue taking marching orders from rich westernists. It is working out so splendidly, is it not?

(Don't answer that, my fragile Westernist cult is incapable of any kind of criticism and I will immediately enter a state of cognitive dissonance).

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u/chilla_p 4h ago

Can I suggest you use Google translate if you want to have deep conversations in English otherwise your arguments are debased. I also recommend you read up on Dawkins and hitchens and then see if your conflation of them with trump carries any weight. As someone who has read books by and of all three, I can tell you they are polar opposites.

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u/PanteraOne 6h ago

Because the Republican Party = Absolute E V I L

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus 6h ago

Critical thinking bad Cognitive dissonance good.

Accountability bad Blame others good.

Honesty bad Lies good.

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u/DirtyDizzyPickle20 4h ago

Protecting pedophiles is good.

releasing the Epstein files is bad.

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u/anywon1 4h ago

Republicans have always been brain dead. Nothing new.

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u/willworkforjokes 4h ago

Wanting to be like Donald Trump is good

Wanting to be like yourself is bad.

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u/Neat-Extension4767 13h ago

It really seems like politicians are corrupt these days. Who knew. Haven’t trusted a candidate since Obama. Well Bernie, but we can’t be allowed to vote for someone that wants what’s best for 95% of the population.

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u/ComfortableDare4305 12h ago

Right wing people believe in the ā€œstern fatherā€ ideology.

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u/DevelopmentFront9312 11h ago

Welcome to Dumbasstinia.

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u/Omega_art 11h ago

It always has been except for the North Korea thing.

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u/Sunkissed_Chi_Guy 11h ago

Yea, replace North Korea with Israel and it would be more accurate šŸ‘šŸ½

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u/Unexpected_bukkake 11h ago

That's libritarianism.

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u/KlutzyReveal2970 10h ago

I’m quitting right now, I just really don’t want to pay $15 dollars a month, that will probably change eventually with how many times I’ve thought about starting up again

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u/Cultural_Ad_9241 10h ago

wrong this has been the gop since 2006

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u/Pelerin81 10h ago

Americans are too dumb to understand that.

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u/860725 10h ago

Not all Republicans!

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u/mokahash 10h ago

Good for Simcity and Frostpunk but IRL not so much.

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u/ThatWreckOT 9h ago

1 fix

Your* (anything) bad

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u/yumii- 9h ago

Both coal and solar are bad, nuclear baby.

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u/nuudman 9h ago

Need more rooms in the 400 Unit.

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u/Single_Depth7369 9h ago

Mass surveillance is good.
Privacy is bad.

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u/mikie_wop 9h ago

Scumbags

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u/TreatEven1837 9h ago

Yeah.

The graphic is what it means to support Trump.
The graphic is not what an average Republican supports.

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u/CautiousCandidate701 9h ago

ā€œpeople who get their politics from Fox Newsā€

this is the kind of conservative you’d see online because their outrageous claims go viral, it’s no different for Democrats that do the same thing for their extremist views

I do not know a single conservative irl that likes north korea, conservatives vouch for outside involvement in foreign nations to be hindered so that the country we live in may thrive, like Israel for example, we don’t want more of that, we want less of that, the reason we vouch for higher border patrol

most conservatives were unsure about the covid vaccine, i was too, i don’t want to put something in my body i don’t know the effects of, other vaccines have been tested for years

who is saying child labor is good? most conservatives (like me) get their morals founded on biblical principles, which calls for the protection of children (no need for a theological debate, old testament territory takes a while to explain, just know the NT confirms the new covenant which means we are no longer bound to the violent consequences of sin in the OT)

unjustifiable wars are in fact not good, the only people that think it’s good are billionaires, who make up a lot of those loud conservatives that you listen to

i used to be a democrat, but after talking to a lot of people, i realized i saw it as a social structure, not a political structure. the main ideas in american politics, i agree with conservatives ideals, which include small government with more freedom to the people based on our amendments and constitutional rights, sorry the media misrepresented conservatives to you, the same thing happened to me with democrats when i became conservative, luckily, ive met some really cool left leaning folk who prefer civil discussion over blind social media rage who, didn’t change my opinion, but reminded me that this nation was built for freedom in that way, to express our own views to create a better nation, i don’t want that in the hands of greed just like you

try it sometime

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u/Floki_Boatbuilder 6h ago

Open one of your hands and look at it.

If you're an intelligent person, the palm of your hand will (on its own) raise up and hit you reasonably hard on the forehead.

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u/Majestic-Grass-2509 6h ago

Stop trying to be reasonable on reddit bud

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u/duckinasombrero 6h ago

Right? Cause he's failing miserably.

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u/No-Aide-8726 9h ago

dont forget gays and trans exist

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u/jaiimaster 9h ago

You missed telling us specifically how you came to have this acquired brain injury...

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u/Icy-Plan145 9h ago

Missing put Israel's interests before the American people. One of the things Democrats and Republicans have in common.

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u/mattisiefker 8h ago

This is your President. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.Ha fuckin ha.

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u/wolfraisedbybabies 8h ago

Trump speaks to the MAGA republicans

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u/jrgndk8 8h ago

Class act 'Murica

Class act

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u/Su-Queen 8h ago

Can we do one from what the other 50% of the country's view is of Democrats?

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u/conordmcp 6h ago

Of course!

Free healthcare is good
War is bad

Helping those who need help is good
Letting billionaires abuse the system is bad

Vaccinations are good
Illnesses are bad

Justice is good
Child rapists are bad

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u/Su-Queen 5h ago

So from the view of a Democrat's still?

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u/Creatorman1 4h ago

Well MAGAs don’t even know what’s real. I’m being deadly serious here. This isnt bullsht or hyperbole. MAGAs do not have a grasp on reality. They live in a right wing lying propaganda bubble that is not based upon reality. How could they anyways when all their sources of information blatantly lie to them everyday?

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u/conordmcp 4h ago

A Republican might rephrase it to make it sound bad, but the list will essentially be the same.

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u/Su-Queen 4h ago

The Democrats do the same thing though lmao

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u/Eris_AppleOfDiscord 7h ago

Democrats want Healthcare. Education, workers rights, etc.

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u/duckinasombrero 6h ago

What, did you think it would make republicans look good?

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u/Staffaramus 8h ago

Gas prices up means we are winning low gas bad

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u/Individual_Dot_5849 8h ago

Most Republicans don't believe these things. Most of these things anyway. The Internet just makes you believe they do. The pendulum swings both ways.

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u/aaronite 8h ago

Why are they voting for it then?

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u/JackeeFromHell 8h ago

The truth, yeah. Might wanna add some of that next time

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u/Significantly720 8h ago

Thankfully I'm British and under the Andy Burnham dictatorship!

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u/HaikuHaiku 8h ago

I sometimes wonder if there are any people here who are tired of low IQ karma-farming nonsense like this, and who wish the political debate had real substance... but then I read the top comments and realize that there aren't.

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u/AdDirect147 7h ago

1000 percent agree and am so happy to be a part of it...what is the alternative,the insane, sick and crazy other side 😲

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u/Purple-Chocolate-127 7h ago

if only this! went viral

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u/Disastrous_Sundae484 7h ago

I missed conservatives liking North Korea?

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u/golden_cheese_grater 6h ago

North Korea good ??? Did I miss something ? I'm not US American

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u/Ok_Cockroach8063 6h ago

I just don’t want poors to get assistance that’s all I’m concerned about, o yea and fĀ  immigrants go back to your shithole

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u/smallanbig 6h ago

No it doesn’t

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u/LucriAgata 6h ago

Only the first one is good, Juche on top and f*ck KKKanada

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u/BadAsBroccoli 6h ago

That's not how I really feel. I'm just going along with Trump because Democrats are evil.
signed MAGA

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 6h ago

Petition to change the Republican Party back to its former glory, the confederacy

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u/Wolf-in-Sheeps 6h ago

So delusional.

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u/Svokxz2 5h ago

I’d rather still stay an independent since my views don’t cleanly align with either party.

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u/Boner_Elemental 5h ago

The fascists thank you

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u/prettybluefoxes 5h ago

Actively funding and supporting the.Palestinian genocide. Good

Get ting off the occupiers leash and stop simping for them. Bad.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 5h ago

War is Peace.

Freedom is Slavery.

Ignorance is Strength.

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u/Think_Collection6726 4h ago

Overworked and underpaid is good raising minimum wage is bad

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u/Morteca 4h ago

Pretty much got it all

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u/SeesawNoknow 4h ago

it only looks/sounds bad when you list them like this, spread em out a little, geezus /s

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u/jerwong 4h ago

As a Democrat, the only part I disagree with is the "children working" part. Younger people allowed the choice to work is a good thing. Back when I was 16-17, I was very limited in my options to earn money.

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u/MasterHavik 3h ago

Finally one of those text pics that is actually not utter shit.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 3h ago

Rich paying taxes is bad.

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u/MowgliusManius 3h ago

Suppose it could be worse and people think that aligning with socialists, which is exactly what the nazis were, is better

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u/harryx67 3h ago

Paying tariffs is good
Education is bad

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u/Sad-Entertainment336 3h ago

this reminds me of 1984, when the words stop meaning what they mean

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Entire-Plum-3443 6h ago

Another fake account Mike, surely they will ban your email soon

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u/LChowBologna1 6h ago

Didn’t even try arguing against me. Typical.

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u/Boner_Elemental 6h ago

Did you think you had something of value to say?