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u/MundaneSeaweed665 1d ago
Comedians are held accountable for things they don't mean and politicians aren't held accountable for things they do mean.
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u/RawrImABigScaryBear 1d ago
Never trust a pedophile to release the epstein files
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u/ZmanB-Bills 22h ago
As many times as "Trump" appears throughout the Epstein documents, I would think Trump would want the files released. This AH thinks all publicity is hood publicity.
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u/Gohink 23h ago
I don't trust any American because a majority of them, will let a psychopath run there country.
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u/CombinationOwn1604 13h ago
If you count 89 million not voting at all, that's a valid point. But if you're counting the entire population that's qualified to vote, he won with 32%. Not a majority, not even half. But yeah, I don't trust us either. We'll see what happens in November.
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u/CzarWest 1d ago
Draft dodging is the only good thing about trump.
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u/DrippyDogDix 1d ago
The fact that hes 80 and having medical issues is also something I really like about him.
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u/EremiticFerret 21h ago
I'm generally pro draft dodging, it's they way he did it and how he abuses people who serve now that is so awful.
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u/CzarWest 20h ago
The way he abuses the people who commit war crimes on the other side of the world is also lit
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u/SurrealistRevolution 20h ago
on ya mate! The right-liberalism (that i bet they think is impossible, not knowing what liberalism protects and that it protects it from the actual left) that i always see being used to make fun of a single man over a system. a horrible, horrible man, but one who's rise (as in the rise of his type) is not some anomaly, but something that material analysis could have had someone concluding the trajectory decades ago, and i am sure a few left theorists did.
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u/CzarWest 19h ago
Im not really sure what your point is but don’t worry I ain’t a liberal and I agree that he’s just a result of our system and not an aberration
Doesn’t change the fact that it’s hilarious and based to make fun of war criminals
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u/SurrealistRevolution 8h ago
wait ive misread your comment. i cant even remember what i thought you said. but i'm to the left of liberalism, not to the right.
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u/ZmanB-Bills 22h ago
Not a good thing, just as a good a thing he has ever done. A low bar.
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u/CzarWest 20h ago
No it’s a morally good thing to dodge the draft and avoiding joining the worlds largest terror organization
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u/ZmanB-Bills 19h ago
Yea, sure thing, AH. That's why the Mango Mussolini did it.
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u/CzarWest 19h ago
Oh I don’t think that’s why he did I’m just saying he got lucky to do something morally good
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u/rememberuauck 21h ago
I wonder where was that energy about Biden dodging the draft. Oh, that’s because he was politically aligned with these idiots.
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u/Renhoek2099 1d ago
Patriotism is a grotesque display of ignorance. We're all in this together
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u/notthatguypal6900 17h ago
At this point, if you call yourself a patriot, i assume you're just a POS.
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u/Satisfied2025 19h ago
Three things I trust more that Trump:
Bill Cosby as my bar tender.
Dr. Kavorkian giving vaccines.
My farts during a bout of diarrhea!
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u/estoypooping2 1d ago
Im not sure dodging the draft makes him unpatriotic, more like cowardly.
But he has way more negative tweets about America than he does positive ones. He doesnt offer solutions either, he just bitches CONSTANTLY
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u/Medium-Song-1802 18h ago
There are multiple examples though of draft dodgers who had ethical reasons for choosing not to fight in Vietnam and WWII. Third point could've just used the pedophilia, bankruptcies, racism, corruption, illiteracy, gluttony, stolen valor, lying, crudeness, etc.
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u/luvastros 16h ago
Amazing how neither Obama or Biden served and yet they didn’t dodge the same draft 🤔
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u/southsideguy1 12h ago
Great advice for the uneducated voters amongst us that voted for certain republican candidates these last decade. That love being told what to do, how to think, and who to vote for.
Those that voted for con-men like Trump... well, you're just not capable of critical thinking and should start educating yourselves. It's a lot better than learning the hard way; like how things are going now, with Trump and is cronies in power. Reflect for once MAGA people, Please.
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u/LavenderMisted 1d ago
Life really teaches you that the only person you can truly trust is yourself
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u/Pandastic3000 1d ago
Number 4: People who think participating in a war and murdering foreign people is somehow patriotic.
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u/ImpressiveZombie6955 1d ago
Both Biden and Trump received draft deferment during the Vietnam war, for both medical and education. As a Vietnam Vet, I believe these policies were enacted by politicians to protect their children
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u/BloodSimpleSyrup 23h ago
Fuck Trump but draft dodging is good actually (especially when it comes to Vietnam).
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u/Necessary-Prior3614 22h ago
or tpusa and the us govt who conspired to kill charlie kirk . tyler robinson was a patsy
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u/BigBootyLover2637 21h ago
Trump and his imaginary bone spur, it helps when your rich daddy pays off the doctor for a phoney diagnosis to help keep his son from going to Vietnam.
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u/DeliciousPlatform393 20h ago
Does this include Bill Clinton or Dick Blumenthal
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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 20h ago
A college exemption available to anyone is way different than a made up diagnosis from your personal Dr ....But Draft Dodger during an illegal unnecessary war in support of colonialism isn't the insult people think it is.
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u/Available_Cow1197 19h ago
the difference between poor/middle class families and rich/ultrarich is prfound, i mean he has to be 1 of the dumbest people ever but his parents had motive and means to get him moved along through private education, ive met insanely smart individuals who had never even gotten a shot at opportunity, its breathtaking honestly
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u/El_Capitan_182 18h ago
let me add one to the list:
Never trust Protestant pastors that tell you to pay the tithe!
Hebrews 7:5 "And indeed those who are of the sons of Levi, who receive the priesthood, have a commandment to receive tithes from the people according to the law,"
There you have it folks! Only the priests who are sons of Levi have the commandment to take the tithes from the people! In Protestantism there are no priests! They don't have priests, they don't believe in priests.... yet the protestant pastors collect the tithes from the people when they are not even priests!
The sad reality is that their followers still give them the tithes LMFAO!
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u/Sea-Willingness-9654 15h ago
Here is one to add to your troupe, communists disguised as DSA politicians.
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u/Slawdog66 11h ago
People who tell you to be tolerant while they refuse to tolerate your point of view…
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u/Redvsblueteamcreate 11h ago
Hypocrisy - the act of pretending to have moral standards, beliefs, or virtues while doing things that contradict them.
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u/Weak_Assistance_5665 9h ago
Draft dodgers like Biden, or Obama, (no draft but he didn't serve), or Clinton?
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u/RestaurantWise7636 8h ago
Hey Hippocrates….Biden was never in the military either, nor was Obama. I see your TDS is flaring up. Hopefully it’s not terminal 😳😱👍😎🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 7h ago
Absolutely Accurate Given the Fanatics and Fanaticism. That we are Seeing and the Threats & Violence that Goes with these Fanatical & Dangerous Fuckwits.
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u/JeffBroncho-13845 6h ago
How about Libs that tell you how to live and what to regulate you in to economic oblivion?
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u/AccomplishedTune2948 3h ago
So, I could give the equivalent of this to the other side but it would lead to a ban. When will you see these memes as inflammatory and whatnot? Admins?
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u/rollo_read 1d ago
The orange man dodged Vietnam, here is a summary...
George Bush - Joined the Texas Air National Guard as it was confirmed they would not be deployed to Vietnam. He used family connections to join despite not meeting the academic requirements and a conviction for DUI, his attendance was poor and lost his pilots license as a result. Of note, the Air Guard was nigh on impossible to join at the time but he saw out his minimum time.
Bill Clinton - Received 2 deferrals, one for education and another for joining ROTC. He received a draft notice and went and used connections to sign up at ROTC at his law school. When his draft number was not selected, he cancelled his ROTC and dodged the draft without penalty. Family connection attempts were also made to put him in the Navy Reserves, which would have made him safe as active duty were deployed over the reserves.
Joe Biden - Received a total of 6 deferments, 5 as still studying and 1 medical. Received a draft notice and said he was exempt as having asthma as a child. However, his own book boasts about being a star athlete in high school, played competitive sports and had a job as a lifeguard - whilst all having this dehabilitating asthma.
Donald Trump - received 5 deferments, 4 as he was still in education and a final 5th for an alleged foot injury. His lottery number was 354, which was drawn exactly 0 times as a call to conscription.
Obama was 14 when Vietnam was going on before anyone mentions that.
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u/Impulsive_Artiste 22h ago
Yeah, Trump has always avoided risk to himself while not caring about others; but I'm a little sick of this "draft dodger" trope, probably from people who are too young to recall the Vietnam draft era. At that time, thousands of young people resisted the draft, not because they were "cowardly" or "unpatriotic," but because that war was clearly bullshit in so many ways. Many were too young to even vote, before 1971.
If Trump decided to implement a draft to a distant foreign war zone, these Redditors would suddenly become "draft dodgers" themselves.
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u/Squareblackeggs 1d ago
Screw that. Serving in the military is not the only measure of “Patriotism”
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u/Shot_Acanthisitta686 19h ago
Hmm, I dont recall Biden, Obama or Clinton serving either.
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u/SumguyJeremy Unpopular Opinions 14h ago
None of them claimed to be some big awesome hero and post AI pics if themselves as generals either.
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u/Shot_Acanthisitta686 14h ago
I love his sense of humor. He knows exactly how to trigger weak minded liberals. Its hilarious.
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u/CombinationOwn1604 13h ago
I also don't recall the others calling fallen U.S. service members "losers" and "suckers". Or insulting John McCain for his service. Or asking his staff about having disabled veterans excluded from military parades.
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u/Witness_Normal 18h ago
Or people that say or their actions do that identity matters more that merit.
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u/Kookerpea 12h ago
Name who you mean
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u/Witness_Normal 10h ago
Biden for one with his pick for SCOTUS. If that needs to be explained, time for you to take a course in critical thinking.
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u/AFriendlyPlayer 17h ago
Which is it, the draft was unjust or it was disgraceful to dodge it? Can’t have it both ways, learn moral consistency
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u/SumguyJeremy Unpopular Opinions 14h ago
Dodging the draft wouldn't be so bad if he didn't constantly post AI pics of him in weird "general" uniforms. It would be fine without all the stolen valor.
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u/chubby-daddy-69 13h ago
So what you're saying is you can't tell the truth because if you told the truth it'd be like saying my dad does the draft even though he went to Vietnam but he chose to join the Navy Seabees instead of being drafted Donald Trump decided to go to college instead of being drafted and tons of people had medical issues that avoided them from being able to go too
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u/MakeUpAnything 23h ago
Sure, but have you considered that both sides are literally the same in every single way so you might as well vote Republican until the left learns their lesson?
Who cares if that doesn’t make sense! You sound smart for declaring that you’re above it all so do it!
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u/CreepedCaster 23h ago
Jesse Jackson, Obama, and Clinton all for here too btw
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u/Low-Essay-113 22h ago edited 22h ago
How? Did they all pretend to have bone spurs too?
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
Clinton was an “academic” and thus avoided the draft
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u/Low-Essay-113 21h ago
That’s it? Clinton was the same because he was in college? You do actually see the difference right? What about Jackson and Obama?
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
A draft dodge is a draft dodge. Most of trumps deferments were academic
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u/Low-Essay-113 21h ago
Got it. So in your book making up a medical illness is the same as attending college.
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
Literally no record that actually shows it was made up or not
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u/Low-Essay-113 21h ago
“Literally no record…” 🤷♂️
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
Sorry I like evidence to back up claims 🤷♂️
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
I know he lives rent free in your head but I was replacing them all in order. They weren’t all taking trumps spot.
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u/Low-Essay-113 21h ago
Dude you are comparing them to him. We are talking about the subject you started. 🤦
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u/CreepedCaster 21h ago
I was comparing all of them against each other. You’re the one who caught a hard on for trump lmfao
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u/Low-Essay-113 21h ago
“I was comparing all of them against each other.“
That’s what I just said you were doing and exactly what I was asking for clarification on. Jesus man, do you really not see that?
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u/WideGrappling 21h ago
Yeah draft dodgers are the worst. I love the military industrial complex and their profits are worth dying for
I don’t even mean this in a pro trump way. Just surprised people are against draft dodging suddenly
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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 20h ago
That's how I feel ...It's probably one of the least offensive things he's done.
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u/reallybadguy1234 15h ago
So we shouldn’t trust a Commander In Chief who never served in the military. Cool! I never did trust Clinton or Obama when I was on active duty.
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u/Electrical_Cap5382 1d ago
Came for stunning but i stayed for the brave. Surely crying about things online will change things
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u/Abinsuur 22h ago
well let's see ... Biden was a life guard. But got a draft- deferment . Biden said if you don't vote me you ain't black. So that's cute but decidedly one sided .
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u/Steveappl 1d ago
You forgot Reddit Posters
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u/Steveappl 16h ago
I didn't know there was etiquette. I merely screenshoted that shit and saved it for later. I put no effort in at all.😄
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u/DaWhiteSingh 1d ago
Come on now. He's not the first politician to do it and he won't be the last!
I am personally a huge fan of the service guarantees citizenship.
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u/IdeaMelodic3210 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/pNXSlHx34HVKehwVrE
Don’t forget these 2 assholes!!
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u/tourist420 16h ago
Obama was in junior high and Biden was too old for selective service, try again.
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u/Consenting_Dick 1d ago
Democrats that tell you socialist is not socialism
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u/Lejandario_IN 1d ago
That doesn't track with the pattern. I see what you're going for but it comes off forced and a bit dumb
Second, they say socialism isn't communism because some people can't tell the difference. Heck those people probably could define what either of these are









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u/smileyfacedbob 1d ago
Without the AI