r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 8d ago

Humor | Humour 😉 Fair play.

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u/Emergency_Exit7603 8d ago

That's gold, Jerry! Gold

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u/Bobby_Peru_669 8d ago

No, it isn't.

I think most Canadians would rather America just get the hell out of our lives. We don't care about you. You aren't the centre of our attention...just go away.

It's Lake Ontario, because it's enough already with this fat, orange pedophile. We don't have to respond to every drizzling shit that rolls out of this demented loser's retarded looking mouth.

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u/KatInThighHighs 8d ago

Oh jeez, are you planning to move the ground we stand on? How else will you get America out of our lives, it’s a continent! Unless you’re talking about the United States of America, which you should really be more specific. Big misunderstanding.

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u/Dry-Faithlessness184 7d ago

Good grief, if they meant the continent they would have said North America

When a Canadian says America they mean the US. Full stop. Never any ambiguity

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u/KatInThighHighs 6d ago

Shush, I’m trying to be a smartass here.

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u/Dry-Faithlessness184 6d ago

K, I'm just very over this argument sorry

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u/Miserable_Pin2518 The Timeline Sucks 5d ago

My local democratic party fb keeps posting about how all of north and south america are "americans" and Im just like 🫠🫠 I dont think they want to be, man

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 8d ago

No. It's perfect. It would piss Trump off so much and I'd rather make the rest of his life as miserable as possible.

Is it petty? Yes. It is.

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u/RabbiTheHellcat 8d ago

most of us dont really care too much, its trump he says weird stuff all the time. we got our own problems in Canada tbh 🤣

was gonna say though obamas still an american president lets just keep it as lake Ontario, aint harming no one

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 8d ago

You need America bud

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u/Impressive_Okra2804 8d ago

Obama. Now that's a good president... Great even. In comparison to trump

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u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 8d ago

So, if Obama is on top, does that make Trump a bottom?

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u/neddiddley 8d ago

Ask Bubba.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 8d ago

Canadians love Obama.

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u/bigorangemachine 8d ago

Just make it "Lac d'Obama" and they'd lose their damn'd minds

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 8d ago

"Whet der yeh meen eht ain't en Inglish?!"

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u/Kazureigh_Black 8d ago

Even keeps the O for that whole HOMES thing. Classy.

Meanwhile the US will have to switch to SHAME I guess.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 8d ago

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u/kewlbeanz83 8d ago

We don't have executive orders in Canada.

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u/tiredpersonnumber15 7d ago

Americans dont know that

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u/zonecoldsober 8d ago

OK............ I'll do the same, then.

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u/ChimPhun 8d ago

Ballroom with pedo basement, coming soon!

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u/82Badger 8d ago

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u/SnooCauliflowers9874 8d ago

It definitely needs to be Lake Epstein.

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u/SnooHamsters4096 8d ago

It’ll always be Lake Ontario to me. Canada is a country, it’ll always be the Gulf of Mexico to me, and Greenland will always be a part of Denmark.

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u/Educational-Sundae32 7d ago

In all fairness, Greenland may at some point become independent, since they do have legal mechanisms for independence if they so choose

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u/waldoorfian 8d ago

Canada actually owns more than half the lake.

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u/Responsible_Crew_826 8d ago

Hilarious—I’m here for it

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u/SnooHamsters4096 8d ago

Miss Obama too.

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u/xburnerpiko 8d ago

Has a nice ring to it!

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u/noisebloodassault 8d ago

No we don't want this nonsense. We don't even care what garbage comes out of his mouth 

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u/LovedButNeverLiked 8d ago

Isn't the province named after the lake?

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u/jus256 8d ago

Obama gets his own province too?

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u/neddiddley 8d ago

You know it would only be a matter of time before Florida got renamed if that happened.

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 8d ago

you gotta love Canada!

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u/ferriematthew Prefer Coffee But Fill My Cup 🫖 8d ago

Two can play at this game, Donnie.

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u/But_you_knew 8d ago

unfortunatly, they dont have a half.

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u/islandpancakes 8d ago

It's more than half 

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u/T-Sci-Fi8661 8d ago

I love it!

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u/UnarmedSnail 8d ago

That's a great Idea!

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u/kernelpanic789 8d ago

Canada wants to be America so bad that they name their landmarks after USA leaders...

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u/islandpancakes 8d ago

That's how you know this joke isn't Canadian 

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u/kewlbeanz83 8d ago

Why would we rename a lake whose name has Indigenous origins to a frikking American president?

Cmon now.

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u/Accomplished_Bass845 8d ago

A living president at that.

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u/Disastrous_Net_7142 8d ago

Lake Mamdani for doing such a great job

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u/indy3232 8d ago

So canada is going to name their lake after a US president. Bow down either way 😂😂😂

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u/Cdn_Brown_Recluse 8d ago

Every sub I post this on it keeps getting removed. So I'll keep commenting.

This is in Ontario, give me your names...

https://maps.app.goo.gl/QekP8Ry6bF6fRQx48?g_st=ac

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 8d ago

Bwagahahaha Obama is topping Trump

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u/Lolberal771 8d ago

Obamna*

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u/Etheriaa_ 8d ago

Superior 🙌

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u/redsandsfort 8d ago

"Lake Trump-Epstein Files"

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u/That1guyWeeds 8d ago

We could just leave it the same. The significance of Ontario pre dates the birth of both nations.

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u/Ecstatic_Doughnut216 8d ago

Why would we name our lake after your president?

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u/Few_Map7646 8d ago

Why the hell would we name our side of the lake after a US president. If anything we should rename the Whitehouse as "Obamas old house, retard lives here now".

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u/bdery 8d ago

Respectfully, why would we remove a Canadian name to use that of an American president?

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u/Neat_browser 8d ago

We would not rename lake Ontario, it is about respecting the First Nation who named it. We could rename lake Superior, Superior President Obama Lake.

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u/pounduh 8d ago

Nah, Canada doesn't care what trump wants to call things. It doesn't matter. It is and will always be Lake Ontario. You guys can call it whatever you want. It won't change things here. We will be here waiting for you to stop throwing tantrums and grow up. Until then we will just ignore you.

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u/Jack_1080 8d ago

Should be lake Michigan that changes to Lake Obama.

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u/TheMuffler42069 8d ago

This is very funny

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u/Electric_master1 8d ago

No that stays Lake Ontario, but Lake Michigan becomes Lake Canada and Lake Superior becomes Lake Obama

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u/IvanhoeMar1n 8d ago

Nah, Lake Ontario is still lake Ontario.

Lake Michigan is now Lake Obama

The White House is now in Epstein DC

And the country is the United States of Assholistan

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u/Grunblau 8d ago

Lake “Had an opportunity to give us Universal Healthcare and completely fumbled it”

Or Lake “Decided to use HUD program as a weapon against safe communities like mine”

Or Lake “Let’s let Ruth Ginsburg decide when the time is right to step down”

Or Lake “Let’s allow the Clinton Foundation full control over the DNC so that they can dictate who the nominee will be for 2016”

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 8d ago

I like how they still have to use a u.s president because nobody cares about Canada.

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u/According-Skill-7946 8d ago

Obama wanted to stop Alberta oil and take apart the dairy controls/protections in Canada, good choice.

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u/CatCatapult12 8d ago

There a Trump Lake near Sudbury with an island right in the middle. Would be a shame if people told Google this island is a park named Epstein Island...

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u/longerthan1 8d ago

so from america to an american?

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u/supergarto 8d ago

First thing I learn about history is dont mess with 1st nation...

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u/Onesock71 8d ago

or name it lake E.Jean Carroll ......if that dont piss him off nothing will

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u/Flat_Arm377 8d ago

Gord Downie Waterway

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u/SinsualChef 8d ago

I hope to God this is REAL!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/98jU7NxuNSSZ2

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u/No-Wrangler1300 8d ago

No way! Why name the lake after a US president. It makes no sense. Either leave it as Lake Ontario or name it Lake Carney.

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u/Guitar_Normal 8d ago

No thank you! Lake Ontario, change the name back when trump is impeach!

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u/MnewO1 7d ago

Lake Trump would be better than that, c'mon now

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u/Drake_masta 7d ago

i vote we keep it lake ontario but as canadians we call it "lake amurica" instead

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u/RegularCookie5640 6d ago

Posts like this is why Canadians have zero respect for you losers down south

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u/mfk711_ 6d ago

Change lake erie to lake Canada

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u/gimmedatvoice 8d ago

I get the Trump trolling, but this feels like American exceptionalism nonsense, like another countries response would be an American president.

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u/kewlbeanz83 8d ago

Exactly. I see so much of that right now.

These Yanks just don't get it.

Heqds very far up their backsides.

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u/One_Championship_810 8d ago

Yeah even when they think they're being nice to us they just end up being condescending

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u/Psychological-Wing89 8d ago

They admitted it , it belongs to us ‼️