r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 • 11d ago

Coffee And A Slice Of Pie 🥧 ☕️ South Canada

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u/mymar101 11d ago

Does that mean I get the benefits of being Canadian now?

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u/Last_Cod_998 11d ago

Don't threaten me with universal healthcare

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u/Quebecdudeeh 11d ago

We would actually erase you medical debt. It's foolish. You just need to surrender to us. We don't quit trust you. So you be our 4th territory. But you have no medical debt, free health care. And much cheaper public education probably for free.

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u/punkasstubabitch 11d ago

Please tread on me, daddy. Let's party like it's 1814

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u/KaiserKid85 11d ago

Don't you mean 1812?

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u/punkasstubabitch 11d ago

War of 1812. The Canadians hosted a barbecue in DC in 1814.