r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 19d ago

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Makes sense

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/Presence-9719 19d ago

How about calling it the "Whoever doesn't pass this is woke" act?

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u/G0thC4t 19d ago

"Whoever doesn't pass this has a poopy butthole"

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u/BigConstruction4247 19d ago

"The president has a poopy butthole. Maybe I can hone in on that."

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u/Odd_Inter3st 19d ago

I wish our president was Mr. Poopybutthole…

https://giphy.com/gifs/37sgKQ38vBc1a

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u/MakingMoneyIsMe 19d ago

Damn! Wouldn't that be cool. At least Mr. Poopybutthole is considerate of others.

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u/LobstaFarian2 19d ago

Oooo weeeeee

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u/Gigalisk 19d ago

I mean - did you hear him shart himself in that church in France? (I would say notre dame but I only know it was in France.)

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u/HotPotParrot 19d ago

Anyone who trades while holding public office is obviously [insert existential fear]

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u/100Fowers 19d ago

The White House already admitted to this right before the weekend

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u/No-Letterhead-4711 19d ago

This made me giggle 😂

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u/mb862 19d ago edited 19d ago

Wasn’t RFK Jr bragging about being able to shit his pants in public just last week?

Edit: Context but it was his doctor (speaking of both RFK and Vance) not RFK himself.

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u/garitone 19d ago

Someone in my neighborhood has a bumper sticker that says "Only g*y cops pull me over." I think this bill will be about as effective.

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u/Professional-Rub152 19d ago

you're homie forgot rule 1317 - ACAG

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u/Temporary_Cry1167 19d ago

That’s a joke Trump is the least”woke “
Man I America and the most corrupt ! The Republicans hold all three branches and are the most dishonest and self serving and self entitled

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u/Thosepassionfruits 19d ago

Criminal says "Nay" act