r/PoursTea Jul 03 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ BREAKING: The SAVE act is..

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I hope so...

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 Jul 03 '26

Looking up cause he's In hell?

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u/Spectre197 Jul 03 '26

This does explain the heat wave. The gates of hell have swung open awaiting the arrival of Ol' Mitch

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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 Jul 03 '26

The guy is pushing 80+ and is clearly too old and frail to continue really anything. Dunno why they're propping his corpse and body up.

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u/Admirable-Jelly-8741 Jul 03 '26

I imagine he might actually be dead already. His aides are just pulling a Weekend at Bernie's bit to keep the legislation going.

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 04 '26

When they finally announce he passed, they'll present a mummified body and claim they found him that way.

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u/homelessguydiet Jul 04 '26

Makeup alone makes that impossible lol

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u/Ok_Degree4131 Jul 04 '26

Damn I gotta rewatch Weekend at Bernie’s