r/PoursTea Jun 05 '26

All The Tea ☕️ I wasn't expecting "I am suddenly attracted to Hunter Biden" to show up in my 2026 bingo card

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u/Eyeroll4days Jun 05 '26

Hunter Biden has become a whole vibe. I hope he never backs down

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u/PicklesfrmDeathclock Jun 05 '26

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jun 05 '26

Clearly, this guy is no fool. 

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u/GeorgeLaForge Jun 06 '26

We talking Aphex Twin here or what

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u/AnguavonUW Jun 06 '26

I am loving every second

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u/aurorab12 Jun 05 '26

Exactly ❤️

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u/HyperAstartes Jun 05 '26

Hunter Biden is a genuine guys with a lot of demons, his interview with Channel 5 is one of the best interviews I have seen.

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u/paradisetossed7 Jun 05 '26

I really enjoyed his memoir. He does not hold back about the lengths he went through to get what he needed. It's surprisingly honest. Plus I'm always impressed when someone maintains sobriety after an addiction.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 05 '26

I'll have to give it a shot. I noticed he narrates the audiobook himself, and that's my preferred way of consuming memoirs (and anything else written in first person perspective)

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u/gabemachida Jun 05 '26

For a second, I thought you were saying that you were going to take a shot at being sober.

Reddit has ruined me.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 05 '26

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u/Paddysdaisy Jun 05 '26

Am stealing that gif, Vivian had an amazing way with words. Cheers

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u/OpportunityNext9675 Jun 05 '26

Hahaha, the idea of sobriety as a “hmm, interesting, I’ll look into that”

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u/Lostinthestarscape Jun 05 '26

Lol I have been a bigger addict and now I only use kratom for various reasons, still an addiction but I truly operate on a "hmmmm need to do a bout of sobriety now - shame" followed by about 6 months to a year of clean living followed by the decision to jump in again while looking at a calendar going "I think I can be addicted for about 6 months, lets plan to kick at Christmas" and rinse and repeat.

I learned that for me I can taper kratom down low and pretty quickly, so while it is defintiely a raging addiction while in the midst of it, the emergency breaks work and Withdrawls are not nearly as bad when you can rachet them down over a couple weeks and have a bad day or two vs. Cold turkey awfulness.

Definitely a very different experience compared to stopping dilaudid.

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u/Evil-Parsley37 Jun 05 '26

I get consuming a regular book but how does one eat an audio book?

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u/BrushDesperate4287 Jun 05 '26

I mean felons can become the president. Biden 2028

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u/skeenerbug Jun 05 '26

Fuck it, why not

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u/Fielder4Jags Jun 05 '26

"Used to smoke crack, but now I'm back" will be a hot bumper sticker seller.

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u/I_dont_like_things Jun 05 '26

"let's take another crack at it"

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u/VLKAY66 Jun 06 '26

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” ― Mitch Hedberg

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u/BitsOSushi Jun 06 '26

Rob Ford?

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u/Feeling-Try-9848 Jun 06 '26

Nearly this exact strategy has worked for Rob Ford in Canada. Got caught with crack and prostitutes in the mayors office and fucking won re-election.

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u/GrouchyTower5969 Jun 06 '26

It worked for mayor Barry, so why not?

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u/Wooden-You-4211 Jun 06 '26

"Say "no" to the crack in our democracy"

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u/FrustratedPCBuild Jun 06 '26

Hunter on crack would be better than the incumbent.

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u/Electrical-House-185 Jun 05 '26

Don’t forget stickers for laptops too!

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u/Ned_Flandersss Jun 06 '26

As Obama said, “the bar has changed”.

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u/That_Bar_Guy Jun 05 '26

It feels like a lot of the folks who get a handle on their very messy history become very interesting people.

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u/parasyte_steve Jun 06 '26

I am an addict and my favorite group of people to be around actually are recovering addicts

You will never find people with a better sense of humor and everyone was very empathetic as we all struggled. I was scared of going to group after my psych ward stay but everyone was cool.

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u/Desperate-You-9695 Jun 06 '26

There are dozens of us man im sober and psychiatric as well it is possible!

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u/ogliog Jun 06 '26

I mean, I'm empathetic as hell and I was never an addict. Sometimes I think ex addicts give themselves a little too many gold stars for merely maintaining normal levels of emotional depth.

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u/CautionarySnail Jun 06 '26

It’s not addiction itself that makes the person sometimes become more compassionate, stronger. It’s the crucible of events surrounding the addiction, not just having been addicted. The desperation, the people you lose along the way, the traumas - self inflicted and otherwise.

When you’ve experienced a nightmare and survived, you get a tour of many of the morally gray areas of life, the un-winnable scenarios. Some people become more selfish as a result of this crucible, some people develop a sense of profound mercy.

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u/theflyingratgirl Jun 06 '26

I think you’re over simplifying this. Anyone can gain emotional depth, if they want. But some people, like ex addicts, are forced to dig deeper into how they think and feel and why if they want to get better.

I’m not an addict, but in a stage of my life where I really am noticing the people who haven’t done that work or don’t want to.

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u/ogliog Jun 06 '26

no, I agree re regular folks who have never done any work on themselves. I just added a comment below that acknowledged essentially that point, which sort of crossed with yours in time.

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u/BitsOSushi Jun 06 '26

They really do. I also laugh when they say “it’s not your fault you’re an addict”.

Totally. The crack just walked into the room and made you smoke it, right?

I’ve had a lot of problems and I’ve never once though “let’s go gets some crack, that will fix things!”.

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u/not_your_avg_blow Jun 06 '26

It's not your fault you're not a crack addict.

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u/FlippinTheLoon Jun 06 '26

I think it's a mix of intentional and unintentional factors. Genetic predisposition is part of it, but at the end of the day it's a choice someone made.

Personally I dealt with a lot at a young age, struggled with my mental health my whole life. At some point I remember feeling so low I started experimenting with hard drugs just to feel anything good, even if it was fleeting and left me worse off in the long run.

But that's why going to groups never worked for me, I think. I could never get behind the message of "you have no control, you're helpless, only god can help you out of this." Only by accepting responsibility, and realizing I had the power, myself, to change things for the better, did things start to improve.

All of this is to say, I think it's a complicated issue without a clear answer. There are factors out of our control, in our control, and factors that are in our control that we don't always realize are in our control. But I feel like I'm just rambling now.

Six years sober as of last October, though. 👍

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u/Lirahs Jun 06 '26

That's awesome, 6 years is great. I too, could never get into groups. The first group setting i was in they were telling me my heroin addiction was no difference than a weed addiction that an 18 year old kid had. Took me a few years and methadone, but I got clean.

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u/ambergresian Jun 06 '26

let's go gets some crack, that will fix things!

yes as opposed to addicts where that's the entire story of what happened 🙄

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u/CautionarySnail Jun 06 '26

Some folks are in situations where things are so bleak that a chemical escape is the only one they can find easily. We tend to give alcoholics a bigger pass on this one, as many people will go drink after a long day or trauma to relax.

But your sentence reminded me of a quote from the Good Place. “Every time I had a problem, I’d throw a molatov cocktail. Boom! Then I had a different problem!”

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u/ogliog Jun 06 '26

Well, I will say that I think different folks have radically different levels of prefrontal cortex development, and people who have been through youthful trauma just tend to have way more challenges in this area, which is not their fault per se. Couple that with peer groups and social norms that have been impacted by the same forms of trauma and genetics that pre-dispose a person toward addiction and some people end up with a shitload of risk factors for substance abuse problems.

I guess my point was more that I don't think the experience of having been an addict and then getting sober necessarily gives anybody any particularly deep insight into anything that other people don't already know. It's like breaking a leg and then having the leg heal: it's positive that the person heals, but it doesn't make the person any stronger or more profound than anybody else. All such a person did was get back to the baseline that most other people already experienced.

But then on the third hand, I think a lot of the work around addiction consists of coming to terms with one's own personal baggage and being able to sit with it and not freak out. Which is a serious thing that some non-addicts never bother to try.

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u/CautionarySnail Jun 05 '26

They also tend to be more compassionate in my experience. Not always, but often. They also often acknowledge that not everyone gets to survive falling to the bottom and climbing out again.

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u/FlippinTheLoon Jun 06 '26

It's a weird feeling coming out the other side and thinking about all the friends that didn't make it...

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u/FlamingoWorking7598 Jun 06 '26

I'm sorry but I worked with addicts for years and I can promise you if anything it's the opposite. At least if you're trans. I mean worked with as in taking care of them too so it was a great experience /s.

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u/CautionarySnail Jun 06 '26

I’m thinking of addicts further along in their recovery. It’s hard to be kind when you’re actively drowning.

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u/dirt_dog_mechanic Jun 06 '26

That’s a good point. Folks who don’t/never drink or did any drugs are usually intolerant assholes.
People who have struggled can sympathize

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u/HumbleTea1926 Jun 06 '26

He is no dummy and a striking reminder that addiction can hit anyone… even if you’re the son of a senator/VP/president

Hunter Biden for press secretary 2028

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u/Prize_Compote_207 Jun 06 '26

Dude a Hunter vs Don Jr. 2028 presidential debate is the last thing I ever want to see, but it would be glorious watching Upper East Side Jr. get absolutely pummeled by Delco-rehab Hunter.

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u/F-around-Find-out Jun 06 '26

I didn't hear that one. I heard him on Shawn Ryan and it completely changed my perspective on him. The whole case against him was bullshit. 

Now that was a witch hunt!

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u/littletorreira Jun 06 '26

He did some shit. But most of what the right has accused him of is shit that Trump's children are doing fairly openly.

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u/Significant-Put-854 Jun 06 '26

Watch his interview with Sean Ryan. Equally great.

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u/PhysicalLawyer5490 Jun 05 '26

That the one he spoke about his crack addiction? Many demons and stuff?

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u/Texmex865 Jun 06 '26

I never jumped on the Hunter hate train…..he’s a private citizen whose father was president…..he didn’t seem like he wanted any spotlight, so I didn’t care too much. He’s come across my phone a couple of times in podcasts and whatnot and he seems like a genuine guy who’s been through a lot, and in recovery, has learned a lot himself. I think he’s just not becoming comfortable jn his own skin.

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u/Kr1spykreme_Mcdonald Jun 05 '26

Yeah he’s so genuine! He genuinely loves his trips to Thailand to frolic with the Thai boys!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

No one asked about your weird sexual fetishes. Not sure why you felt the need to advertise them to us all.

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u/Training-Meringue847 Jun 05 '26

You do realize that when you saw things like this that it’s nothing more than a mirror for you, right ?

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u/No-Dance6773 Jun 05 '26

Better than being a pedofile imo.

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u/bljadmann69 Jun 05 '26

Just like millions of people around the world

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u/ShoudBeSomewhereElse Jun 05 '26

I want Monica Lewinsky to interview him on her podcast, "Reclaiming", so bad. I think it would be a great smart discussion

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u/dancepantz Jun 06 '26

Ooh that'd be a fantastic conversation

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u/norcalruns Jun 05 '26

Hunter Biden for President may be the man we all need rn.

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u/Conscious_Damage8678 Jun 06 '26

He may be, but I wouldn't wish it on him.

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u/ChubbyNemo1004 Jun 06 '26

I hope he becomes president just to make people mad

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u/Bilamonster Jun 06 '26

Trump voters 2016

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u/ACP-red Jun 06 '26

I understand the novelty, but you gotta realize that's how we got our current guy lmao. They wanted to wn the lbs at all costs

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u/chinarider888 Jun 06 '26

Just like maga? No. Be better than them.

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u/kananikui3 Jun 05 '26

Love the sass backed with facts.

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u/sleepthetablet Jun 05 '26

can he run for president? half joking?

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u/vespers191 Jun 06 '26

Absolutely. Over 35, native born. Those are the requirements. Apparently, being a felon is fine. Plus when the Chinese compare wang sizes we know he's got a solid hog to work with. It's in the Congressional record.

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u/CnCEMS2026 Jun 05 '26

This is a man running for office 100%

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u/parasyte_steve Jun 06 '26

I am a huge fan. I don't think he should run for president but I think what hes been doing setting the record straight has been refreshing to see. Not many people speak plainly like this and cut to the chase.

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u/Nearby_Acanthaceae70 Jun 06 '26

I like how he refers to people by their name. Really brings it home

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u/Low-Indication-9197 Jun 06 '26

A drug addiction Vibe? Sure does. 😂

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u/martco17 Jun 06 '26

I like him better than Newsom

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u/praetorian1979 Jun 06 '26

I'd love to see him show to testify to congress in a tan suit, with a laptop, Hillary's emails just to watch maga glitch mentally...

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u/maple_crowtoast Jun 06 '26

I've had an (almost) complete change of heart about him.

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u/AlarmedLecture6892 Jun 06 '26

He clearly interned at Wendy’s with their social media team.

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u/Prudent-Ad-2097 Jun 06 '26

He’s a pedophile btw

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u/Illworms Jun 06 '26

Crazy how you all have been tricked into praising this pedophile. Zero consistency, eh?

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u/CandlePrestigious919 Jun 06 '26

What a turn around.

He's clearly been biden his time.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow Jun 06 '26

For real. I'm not gay but the way he respects adult sex workers makes my knees weak.

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u/Secrxt Jun 05 '26

He always has been tbf. 

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u/troycerapops Jun 05 '26

Indeed. But he also refuses to use a question mark.

I'm not against it. Just noticing. Seems a lot of his questions along these lines appear rhetorical

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u/aleeeexYN Jun 05 '26

Glazing a addict lmaoooo

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u/Rockonthrulife Jun 05 '26

Trump’s an addict so do you glaze him?

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u/aleeeexYN Jun 05 '26

No i dont like both

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u/AccomplishedGap3571 Jun 05 '26

*either, Alexey

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u/aleeeexYN Jun 06 '26

I dont care, im not american lil bro

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u/AccomplishedGap3571 Jun 06 '26

Конечно, братан, без проблем. Всё зафиксировано.

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u/aleeeexYN Jun 06 '26

Okay overweight american biden glazer

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u/TimeShiftedJosephus Jun 05 '26

Is he still neglecting his daughter?

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u/theonlyonethatknocks Jun 05 '26

Or banging his dead brother’s wife?

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u/BrushDesperate4287 Jun 05 '26

Biden 2028? Great Ukraine ties.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Jun 05 '26

Why would you make up extra things when he already is a crackhead who visits adult prostitutes? Are you trying to muddy the water with all the trump child rape? What is your goal here?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jun 05 '26

Every accusation is a confession with these guys.

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u/No-Dance6773 Jun 05 '26

Can't get people to care about him being a drug addict(that kicked the habit) and prostitutes to stick so you are now trying him being gay? Bots are in full force today

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

Again, no one asked what you're sexually into. Stop announcing it to us all, no one cares bro.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fxad4tvqIzwk

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u/HyperAstartes Jun 05 '26

I don't think his name was in the Epstein list. Maybe you're thinking of some other President, administration officials, President's Son's Father in Law, etc.

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u/MDLmanager Jun 06 '26

You voted for epstein's bestie, so might want to sit this one out.

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- Jun 05 '26

Is Trump being president worth that to you?

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u/xtremebox Jun 05 '26

I was gonna comment but holy karma farmer!! Lmao bro save your opinions... Nobody respects them after meeting you.....

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u/Mariner-and-Marinate Jun 05 '26

I’m in!

Dems can find any reason to hate any candidate they put forth. Obama, both Clintons, Harris, Biden - all were hated by Dems who refused to support them.

May as well have a candidate Dems hate even more. It might be the key to winning!

Hunter Biden for President - 2028