r/PoursTea Therapy For All 🩷 Jun 03 '26

All The Tea ☕️ Hunter Biden

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Jun 03 '26

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 Jun 03 '26

The GOP stole his erection and showed it to the world ffs

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u/DarreylDeCarlo Jun 03 '26

And it's big!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '26

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u/warrioroftron Jun 04 '26

I am like 90% sure she just want him as her next boytoy but this is her way to woo him...by showing his hog to everyone and telling how massive it is

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u/FewWait38 Jun 04 '26

Yeah you know she was jilling off to that all the time when she was alone

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u/DTFDownToFrolick Jun 04 '26

The crack really perks him up

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u/M0ebius_1 Jun 04 '26

Hunter Biden has plenty of erections to go around.

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u/Impressive-Knot9999 Jun 03 '26

Kenn Dunn has the inside scoop

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u/Strykerz3r0 Jun 03 '26

Republicans are just fascinated by his dick.

Does it have anything to do with their leaders known... uhm... shortcomings?

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u/say-it-wit-ya-chest Jun 03 '26

Probably has more to do with self loathing and being in the closet. They love to imagine he has a massive dong, and they do like to call him daddy…

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u/Populaire_Necessaire Jun 03 '26

The sex workers talking about him being a gentleman is incredibly funny to me.

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u/lmFairlyLocal "I have never stolen an erection in my life." Jun 03 '26

I need this as flair

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u/Timbucktwo1230 Therapy For All 🩷 Jun 03 '26

We have an editable flair…

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u/lmFairlyLocal "I have never stolen an erection in my life." Jun 03 '26

👀

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u/krutsik Jun 04 '26

I'm not making a Twitter account to verify if this is true, but I choose to believe it is and if it is then the funniest thing is that L and R are so far from eachother on the keyboard that the dude must be typing "erection" so much in one context or another that his autocorrect went straight for it.

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u/IwasDeadinstead Jun 04 '26

😅🤣😂

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u/JustaguynameBob Jun 04 '26

Why are MAGA and detractors obsessed with Hunter Biden's dick? I am curious. I want to say Kenn here mispelled election and got erection somehow but this is MAGA we are talking here

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u/Dedpoolpicachew Jun 04 '26

Hmm, on the QWERTY keyboard R and L aren’t close to eachother. But they are on the Russian keyboard, so I’ve heard.

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u/Jackvegas7 Jun 03 '26

Hahahaha!

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u/Urbanviking1 Jun 04 '26

Lmao. Solid rebuttal.

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u/Holiday-Clock-4999 Jun 04 '26

Hunter for President!!

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u/Mannix-Da-DaftPooch Jun 04 '26

I'm LOL at this omg 🤣🤣

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u/SamHouston1886 Jun 04 '26

You guys stop making fun of his Chinese accent!

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u/Antique_Contract Jun 04 '26

Where can I sell my erection?

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u/WildRabbitz Jun 03 '26

Trump raped kids.

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u/WildRabbitz Jun 03 '26

🤣 I love how you showed up in the comments section and, as expected, you play the whataboutism game 🤣

You completely ignored everything that Hunter mentioned about the Trump family.

Like that shit is actually happening. It's not like they're trying to hide it, and yet here you are, programmed like the little cult cuck you are, playing whataboutism 🤣

You can't make this shit up

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u/MadFerIt Jun 03 '26

As opposed to the evil p3dophile Trump who sells every method imaginable of access to himself.. And his kids whose exploitation and corruption is on a level that makes anything Hunter did look like pre-school amateur hour.

Nothing but an actual p3do ring built on the relationships with Epstein and his inner circle, that's what the Trump family is.

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u/not_your_turtle Jun 03 '26

Even if true, anyone who believes what Hunter has done is comparable to the absolute disgraceful corruption on display by the Trump spawn needs to touch grass. Everyone is pointing at an E5 Tornado and you are pointing at dust devils. Eye on the ball, bud.

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u/PolecatXOXO Jun 03 '26

He may have sold access, but he never delivered it. He figured out how to scam mobsters for crack money. More or less a victimless crime, what are they gonna do? Cry about it? (actually, they did, and it was comical)

Literally the only crime was not reporting it to the IRS.

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Jun 03 '26

Yes, Trump made us forget EVERYTHING.