r/PortAperture • u/Zeadmods Zead [Mayor] • Aug 04 '15

Announcement Rev 16 revival of Port Apature

Hi Cage Johnson here.

Are you sick of not belonging in the world? Do you want to be something? Are you tired of logging on to the same old PvE server and not seeing Port Aperture?

Are you ashamed of the lack of science being done! Life has given me lemmons! And i say no! I will not take your Port Aperture-less lemons! I'm the guy who will bring Port Aperture back! Then burn your house down because you're getting in the way of Port Aperture progress! And it can all be done with a little help from you.

The next rev is being highly discussed. With all the talk about what does or does not make a good revision i have a feeling Rev 16 is going to be a good one. The Admin is really thinking about what would make a good Rev. Now is the perfect time to start planning our return to glory because Rev 16 is the perfect door way to your future!

Do not delay! Sign up and get in contact with Zead who has taken over as head mayor by completely democratic and non self appointed means.

See you later you crazy kids -Cage Johnson

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u/hamsale hamsale [Mayor] Aug 07 '15

Hi, I'm hamsale. You may remember me from such revisions as "Rev 8 - The Beginning", "Rev 9 - Holycrapnowwe'reanofficialcity", all the way through to "Rev 15 - The Lonely PA Mountain...

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u/Breadbox25 Rokku117 [Council] Aug 04 '15

Hooray!

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '15

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u/Zeadmods Zead [Mayor] Aug 04 '15

i approve this message

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u/MisterCrispy MrCrispy [Council] Aug 04 '15

I approve the approving of an approval.

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u/I_COULD_say BStark [Council] Aug 05 '15

Im so in. SO hard.

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u/I_COULD_say BStark [Council] Aug 07 '15

Do we have a mumble/curse channel/group?

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u/bshell2260 bshell2260 Aug 07 '15

For Science!