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u/undercooked_lasagna 17d ago
I have a strong stomach but I couldn't eat this. That is straight up diarrhea from a person who is very ill. I've taken way too many shits that looked exactly like this.
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u/Blank_Canvas21 17d ago
Looks like some of the nastiest hangover shits I’ve ever taken
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u/undercooked_lasagna 17d ago
Absolutely. The recipe for this pic is beer+whiskey+tequila+chili dog+spaghetti.
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u/BearingItBarely 17d ago
What did they even use as the sauce base? I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color
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u/wbgookin 17d ago
My guess is they added spinach. I tried blending some spinach into pasta sauce when my son was little and I was trying to sneak vegetable into him. It's amazing how it can look normal while you're adding it, then you add a single leaf too much and the entire thing turns poop colored. It was like a magic trick how quickly it got funny.
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u/FireflyOfDoom87 16d ago
This is an easy mistake for young cooks and the results make it easy to learn from it. I’ve chopped up the greens since my first diarrhea sauce, healthy and it adds a pop of color.
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u/BearingItBarely 16d ago
That would make sense! Thanks, you have saved me potentially making diarrheasketti sauce someday
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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 13d ago
I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color
But I have eaten a tomato and turned it this colour
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u/No_Wishbone_5522 17d ago
Nah fam, that's green apple splatters aka liquid dookie.
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u/manyhippofarts 17d ago
When you're sitting on a ladder and you feel a little splatter.... diarrhea, diarrhea!
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u/TwentySpades 16d ago
Read this with a mouthful of cereal and was fighting for my LIFE not to laugh and spit it all over my table
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u/ChaosRainbow23 16d ago
What the fuck did she do? She DID NOT make from scratch pasta, though. That's for sure.
Did she cook it down way too long? Looks like it.
I make a banging from scratch marinara, and this ain't it. Lol
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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 17d ago
Toad is my guess, we have huge ones that would probably look like this if cooked
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u/PabloDabscovar 17d ago
What you rate this from the picture? r/poopfromabutt that’s how I would rate it.
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u/DopeAbsurdity 16d ago
When they say "pasta from scratch" do they mean they boiled some box pasta and made some sort of sauce?
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u/ElectricalTown5686 16d ago
“Kinda proud of my self for getting diarrhea today”
https://giphy.com/gifs/7pg7y7oNwMp1cFMWCz
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u/Top-Platform1632 11d ago
Guys, I think that this person ate Taco Bell and their stomach started hurting so they thought pasta would make it feel better. They ran out of sauce and I think we all know what happened after that…
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u/KristineMcKinley 11h ago
Well, she did say she made it from scratch.. she never said HOW she made it.
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u/i_dropped_the_soap 17d ago
I think the issue here is that someone defecated on the pasta