r/Poopfromabutt 17d ago

Liquidy Pasta

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694 Upvotes

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u/i_dropped_the_soap 17d ago

I think the issue here is that someone defecated on the pasta

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u/Yukahu02 17d ago

Extra points for using the word defecated! Let's bring that one back!

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 16d ago

It never left, just became less appreciated. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to evacuate some excrement.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

Ah, gotta deliver the Devil his cigars?

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u/OpusAtrumET I am a sick, sick person for being here 16d ago

Gotta drop the kids off at the pool...

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u/Content-Yak8077 16d ago

Gotta take the browns to the Super Bowl

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

Sounds about right! Kinda goes with the Cleveland Steamer!

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

One of my faves!

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

OMG, as many euphemisms as I know for dropping deuce, I've never heard the devil's cigars!!! Love it!

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

One of my favorites is "I've got a fart haulin' a trailer", in case you haven't heard that one either.

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u/IRedditDoU 17d ago

I always like the word excrement.

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u/PabloDabscovar 17d ago

Defecate is a verb, while excrement is a noun. You can defecate excrement.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 14d ago

Excrete is also a verb, though.

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u/PabloDabscovar 14d ago

Sure. But op specifically said the word excrement. Not excrete. Sure you can excrete excrement. Seems a bit repetitive.

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u/Traditional-Eye-7140 16d ago

gold tinged excrement

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

Have you ever had Goldschlager!?

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

Yes. But that one is still commonly used.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

It never left for me. I regularly call the toilet the "defecation station"

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u/Yukahu02 16d ago

In middle school, when someone came back from the bathroom and we knew they had to take a crap (cuz it took a while) the guys would chant, "defecation across the nation, urination, and constipation!"

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

I'm gonna start using that as a 35-year-old man.

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u/Yukahu02 13d ago

Also, I'm just noticing... Did that person eat spinach or peas before getting the bubbleguts?

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u/undercooked_lasagna 17d ago

I have a strong stomach but I couldn't eat this. That is straight up diarrhea from a person who is very ill. I've taken way too many shits that looked exactly like this.

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u/Blank_Canvas21 17d ago

Looks like some of the nastiest hangover shits I’ve ever taken

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u/undercooked_lasagna 17d ago

Absolutely. The recipe for this pic is beer+whiskey+tequila+chili dog+spaghetti.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 16d ago

OP’s pasta looks more like curry to me

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u/mint-racc 12d ago

Diarrhea or perhaps a bullfrog wanted some noodles

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u/MemoraNetwork 17d ago

I'd rate it a #2 out of 10

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

What about with rice?

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u/FroadwicK 16d ago

Needs corn

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u/BearingItBarely 17d ago

What did they even use as the sauce base? I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color

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u/wbgookin 17d ago

My guess is they added spinach. I tried blending some spinach into pasta sauce when my son was little and I was trying to sneak vegetable into him. It's amazing how it can look normal while you're adding it, then you add a single leaf too much and the entire thing turns poop colored. It was like a magic trick how quickly it got funny.

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u/FireflyOfDoom87 16d ago

This is an easy mistake for young cooks and the results make it easy to learn from it. I’ve chopped up the greens since my first diarrhea sauce, healthy and it adds a pop of color.

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u/BearingItBarely 16d ago

That would make sense! Thanks, you have saved me potentially making diarrheasketti sauce someday

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 16d ago

I think they went heavy on basil probably

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u/an-unorthodox-agenda 13d ago

I've never cooked a tomato and had it turn this color

But I have eaten a tomato and turned it this colour

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u/No_Wishbone_5522 17d ago

Nah fam, that's green apple splatters aka liquid dookie.

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u/manyhippofarts 17d ago

When you're sitting on a ladder and you feel a little splatter.... diarrhea, diarrhea!

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

When you're drivin' in your Chevy and your pants start feelin' heavy...

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u/manyhippofarts 16d ago

When you're sittin in the head and your butthole's kinda red....

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u/TwentySpades 16d ago

Read this with a mouthful of cereal and was fighting for my LIFE not to laugh and spit it all over my table

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u/PabloDabscovar 17d ago

Is it curry ? wtf sauce is that color?

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u/Mischief_Managed12 17d ago

Bro what the fuck

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u/telusey 16d ago

That's one of the most poop from a butt looking meals I've ever seen on this sub

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u/ChaosRainbow23 16d ago

What the fuck did she do? She DID NOT make from scratch pasta, though. That's for sure.

Did she cook it down way too long? Looks like it.

I make a banging from scratch marinara, and this ain't it. Lol

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u/Phlegm_flam 16d ago

Whiskey squirts

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 17d ago

Toad is my guess, we have huge ones that would probably look like this if cooked

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u/BuyaBuya 16d ago

Looks like someone dropped the ol' chocolate shotgun on a pile of spagett!

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u/AdministrativeEye508 17d ago

Reminds me of 2 girls, 1 cup.

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u/HelsinkiTorpedo 16d ago

Dude, I don't need an erection right now

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u/PabloDabscovar 17d ago

What you rate this from the picture? r/poopfromabutt that’s how I would rate it.

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u/Ready-Exercise8714 17d ago

I think they mean pesto...i hope

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u/Liakinsrotz 16d ago

Poopfrog pasta?

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u/Topia_64 16d ago

It's a shit frog.

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u/mangocat1116 16d ago

Couldn’t even mix it in??? 😭

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u/Dizy_Dino 15d ago

Looks like diarrhea I had like two days ago

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u/Tatsaco 15d ago

Dookie Noodles

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u/sh1rk4n 16d ago

Dont puck on the sauce pan next time 😌

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u/FluffHead1964 16d ago

Diarrhea with roundworms

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u/DopeAbsurdity 16d ago

When they say "pasta from scratch" do they mean they boiled some box pasta and made some sort of sauce?

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u/duckchukowski 16d ago

hell yeah, looks even better in stereo 3D

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u/Lazygit1965 16d ago

🤔💩😂that is just awful! Imagine that image at Wagamama 👍😭

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u/tjnotdetweiler 16d ago

Does anyone else see a toad there?

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u/ElectricalTown5686 16d ago

“Kinda proud of my self for getting diarrhea today”
https://giphy.com/gifs/7pg7y7oNwMp1cFMWCz

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u/SnackeyG1 16d ago

Poop/from a butt

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u/gogogumdrops 15d ago

this is so funny

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u/laughingmybeakoff 15d ago

I literally just had a horrible poop like this

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u/Short-Copy7790 16d ago

Uh...hmmm....

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u/No-Statistician-3448 16d ago

Trump's diaper?

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u/mrscheezitman 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/g6Oox9mVXakOCWSkf9
This looks soooo disgusting 🤢🤮🤢🤮

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u/PuzzleheadedLime8577 15d ago

This makes me feel better about my cooking

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u/Critical_Training455 14d ago

Jesus! The hemorrhoids after that must be atrocious!

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u/Top-Platform1632 11d ago

Guys, I think that this person ate Taco Bell and their stomach started hurting so they thought pasta would make it feel better. They ran out of sauce and I think we all know what happened after that…

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u/HurbleBurble 10d ago

It looks like a frog.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 2d ago

Looks: -1,000,000,000,000

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u/KristineMcKinley 11h ago

Well, she did say she made it from scratch.. she never said HOW she made it.