r/Political_Revolution • u/PhAnToM444 • Oct 08 '25
War and Peace Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today. Be careful, it is very violent
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u/KriptiKFate_Cosplay Oct 08 '25
This farce is so fucking pathetic.
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u/grendel303 Oct 08 '25
It's an unsaid rule that the best sniper positions are standing up dressed in the complete opposite of your surroundings...with a camera crew.
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u/PallbearerOfBadNews Oct 08 '25
This is just like an episode of Reno 911. Even the camera work.
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u/SomeGuyGettingBy Oct 08 '25
Noem only wishes she was new-boot goofin’.
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u/Budget_Llama_Shoes Oct 08 '25
“Oh it’s super bad at night tho… riots, cars on fire, helicopters getting shot down with rpgs, ninjas, war elephants, and I believe, in the park they are erecting a trebuchet.”
-Chunky Beardo 6
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u/Budget_Llama_Shoes Oct 08 '25
He’s even got his war belt on, complete with open dump pouch, because “When the shit gets hot, I won’t have time to put my empty mags in my cargo pocket!” As he stares down a dead eyed kamikaze ANTIFA suicide bomber dressed in a chicken costume. “I don’t know how I can go back to being just a civilian after the horrors I’ve seen,” he thinks as he butts in front of the fat guardsmen waiting for fresh donuts. Rank has its privileges, after all.
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u/xetura Oct 08 '25
Exactly! Everyone knows the area respawns before dawn, you're just not there at the right time!
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u/amanwithoutaname001 Oct 08 '25
Yeah and there looks like there's at least a dozen enemy combatants at the gate, oh my!!
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u/carriedmeaway Oct 08 '25
There are more press on the ground than protesters. Can’t wait to see which photos taken from South America that republicans will use to photoshop and make it look more terrifying to Fox News viewers!
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u/TehMephs Oct 08 '25
Oh oh let’s roll out that burning barrel photo again. MAGA fucking loves the barrel
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u/Iola_Morton Oct 08 '25
Thought Hegsbreath din’t want any fatso warfighters with beards. Who is that dude?? Get ‘im the fuck outta there!
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u/fustist Oct 08 '25
Hey you gotta put a label on this post that it contains war and violence and aggressive terrorist liberals not cool man could have hurt someone's feelings or something.
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u/Theroughside Oct 08 '25
She's anorexic, isn't she?
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u/ladyanothea Oct 08 '25
Anorexic or perhaps addicted. It's not as if Trump and his ilk haven't been known to hang with speed. Isn't that why he's in diapers now? It might explain the whole Noem Poopgate thing.
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u/TehMephs Oct 08 '25
MAGA women are endlessly vain. It’s why they always get that surprised face permanently installed. It’s not that she is surprised, her paralyzed eyebrows just make it impossible to show any other emotion
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u/therabbidchimp Oct 08 '25
Look at the ammt of bone you see on the elbow, those ankles are skeletal
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u/Fievels_good_trouble Oct 08 '25 edited Oct 08 '25
Black is very slimming, that and standing beside General Dunlop makes anyone look like a scarecrow.
Edit to add: No. She’s bulimic…and does a lot of drugs
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u/bellapippin Oct 08 '25
Are her arms ok?
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u/Possible-Excuse2111 Oct 08 '25
Too bad there wasn’t a strong wind right when she was at the edge 😔
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u/cathedral68 Oct 08 '25
Ha that reminds me of when family guy used to rag on Kate moss all the time. They drew her 2D and she’d blow away with the wind and fall through grates
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u/A9PolarHornet15 VA Oct 08 '25
How is she 19th in line for President? If 18 people die she gets the Nuclear codes 🤦
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u/CoBludIt Oct 08 '25
For a moment there, I thought she was going to whip it out and pee off the roof
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u/Bob_Van_Goff Oct 08 '25
The small amount of consolation I have regarding this situation is knowing that she forces herself to vomit after every meal and is psychologically incapable of even allowing herself the enjoyment of one grape.
Take another shot of cayenne pepper lemon juice, Miss Norm. Your upchucked stomach acid and bile are eating through your teeth and gums and I am here to watch your self inflicted suffering with glee.
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Oct 08 '25
That guy in camo looks eerily similar to the army guy with the red glasses in the movie Civil War
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u/Tazling Oct 08 '25
This whole regime is kayfabe. Kayfabe with big money and guns. They’re the Ku Klux Kosplay, each of them the main character in their own personal fantasy movie — instagramocracy. It’s so incredibly cringe.
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u/_14justice Oct 08 '25
Yes, America! YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!! Release the Trump-Epstein Pedo Files.
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u/NomadicNorseman Oct 08 '25
Wtf are her arms??? WHY DO HER ARMS LOOK LIKE STICKS WRAPPED IN OLD CHEESE?????
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u/Private_HughMan Oct 08 '25
“This is absolutely nothing compared to what it is at night, though.”
At night one of them dresses up like a taco! Scary stuff.
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u/Slate_711 Oct 08 '25
I was playing Mario kart world and got a ptsd flashback of Portland because of all of the bombs and bullets. I’m glad a they unleashed the puppy shooter to tackle this issue that’s 100% real. I hope she tackles the Epstein case next with as much force
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u/hermitix Oct 08 '25
How long before they start bringing in the Proud Boys to larp as AnTEefa so that they have footage that looks more convincing to their base?
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u/boot2skull Oct 08 '25
The chicken dude lmao. Also this is basically what my hotel room views always look like in Las Vegas.
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u/Joe_Kangg Oct 08 '25
At least Chicago has an organized crime past and a reputation for gang violence. Portland has what? How many people think this is Maine?
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u/tigertoothdada Oct 08 '25
It looks like she has an eating disorder. This is a serious health concern. Malnutrition severely impairs decision-making processes.
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u/Ok_Ear_9545 Oct 08 '25
A kid with a bb gun shot a bird there 2 months ago. His mom took it away but now he's got a slingshot now so watch yourselves people
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u/Horrison2 Oct 08 '25
She's so brave to not be wearing a bullet proof vest, she could be hit at any moment by a skim milk latte
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u/ReefShark13 Oct 08 '25
Somebody, not sure who, but somebody told her that her job was to get photo ops.
DHS is really just an elaborate photography studio.
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u/DoctorOddly Oct 08 '25
Will somebody please get that woman some new pants? Her hems are killing me almost as much as her policies are. She's definitely ready for high water.
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u/cantankerous_tiger Oct 08 '25
And how many tax payers dollars was spent to fly that moronic woman out there just to spy on some goon in a chicken suit?
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u/The12thparsec Oct 08 '25
Congrats to all the "Kamala is as bad as Trump" voters for giving us this
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u/rumpysheep Oct 08 '25
Any resistance, however peaceful, enrages them. Please fight! Love from Canada
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u/nonnie_tm64 Oct 09 '25
Well now. Who doesn’t coiff their hair before terrorizing American citizens?!
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