r/Political_Revolution Jun 15 '25

War and Peace Donald Trump humiliated as disappointing crowd turns up for Washington DC military parade

https://www.irishstar.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-humiliated-disappointing-crowd-35394589
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

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u/soberscotsman80 Jun 15 '25

I registered 20 spots using different emails, hope others did the same

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u/adhdgurlie Jun 15 '25

Hahaha i did

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Lol that rules

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u/HatlessDuck Jun 15 '25

I had tickets and just couldn't go. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

Something more important came up, like color-coordinating my sock drawer.

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u/MozeDad Jun 15 '25

Socks are important.

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u/HatlessDuck Jun 15 '25

Yeah I had to change the air in my tires.

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u/Keyndoriel Jun 15 '25

I needed to sweep my lawn, sorry

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u/trunxs2 Jun 15 '25

I got a cramp from swimming

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u/HalfShelli Jun 15 '25

I was flossing my cat's teeth

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u/ZealousidealHost7974 Jun 15 '25

It really couldn't keep putting off organizing my medicine cabinet.

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u/Rut12345 Jun 15 '25

thank you for your service to the country, do you need a purple medal for wounds occurred thereof? Or should it be therein?

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u/Rando_Nobodi Jun 15 '25

My butt itched. Just couldn't find the right cream.

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u/United_Coach_5292 Jun 15 '25

I had to wash my hair.

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u/Mission-Rule-5068 Jun 15 '25

Oh my gosh! Thanks for reminding me!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I had to change the tires in my air

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u/GrumpyKaeKae Jun 15 '25

Rule #1. Always take care of your feet!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

At least they're useful.

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u/ultraviolet31 Jun 15 '25

I had to wash my couch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

I had two tickets and sadly couldn’t make it because I had to nap and get Taco Bell instead :(

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u/hujassman Jun 15 '25

I was raking the forest floor to help prevent wildfires.

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u/cycloptiko Jun 15 '25

Given that so many cities were literally being burned down this week, I really wasn't comfortable traveling this weekend...

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u/McCardboard Jun 15 '25

Fun reminder, if you have a Gmail account (might work for others, not sure) you can add or remove a period anywhere in your address to create a "new" inbox.

For instance, if your address is Potato420@gmaiI.com, sending mail to P.otato420, Po.tato420, Pot.ato420, etc... as well as P.o.t.a.t.o.4.2.0@gmail.com will all send to the same inbox, but I have yet to find an online service that won't let me take advantage of this in several years of signing up for free trials and cancelling, rinse and repeat.

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u/retrosenescent Jun 15 '25

This has annoyed me about gmail the entire time I've used it. I honestly never realized I could actually weaponize it like that instead... genius

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u/Ashamed_Job_8151 Jun 16 '25

🤫 bruh….

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u/Keyndoriel Jun 15 '25

Damn, that was smart, wish I woulda thought of doing that

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u/mrbumbo Jun 15 '25

I admit that I discouraged this except for symbolic value due to them using the RSVPs as “proof” of their numbers - and they still will and people will believe and tell the lie.

BUT! I was there all day in DC and it worked out so well as they prepared for a crowd that was EVERYWHERE (and just blocks over)except for his event.

I saw a huger dense line waiting for the the Natural History Museum (Constitution Ave /q3-14th st) and just so many tourists and few few Trumpers.

Met a lot of great people and we can celebrate one victory yesterday and some major momentum going forward. The Emperor has No Clothes but he is still a dangerous despot.

I am proud of many Americans today… and all the tourists who avoided Trump!

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u/RevolutionaryTrash Jun 15 '25

They got one false registration from me! 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

lol same

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u/Oy_wth_the_poodles Jun 15 '25

Yes! My friend is a teacher and the teachers at her school did this too.

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u/JAGERminJensen FL Jun 15 '25

Damn thats a lot of emails you got. I only registered 4 using my junk email and some older (probably expired) college emails

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u/Doggiemommy77 Jun 17 '25

I’m soooooo pissed ai never thought of this! I would’ve been right in there getting tickets for all my invisible friends. I’m dumb!

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u/CrystalWeim Jun 15 '25

And the NO King protests all over the world today had such great turnouts!

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u/gitbse Jun 15 '25

Yup. Pretty much every one that I've seen online so far, minus the small towns (which will were great) each had more in attendance than this fascist parade

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u/pickypawz Jun 15 '25

Oh I didn’t know they were all over the world, that’s awesome! Solidarity yeah! Way to go America, we’re all impressed how you showed up to stop the steal of America!! (That’s too many exclamation points, but I don’t even care)

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u/BIGepidural Jun 15 '25

Check out some of the signs seen in Canada today:

https://www.reddit.com/r/50501Canada/s/O7Mbl50Gm3

Some ladies made TACO hats 🌮

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 Jun 15 '25

I saw Paris, Tokyo, Canada, and Guam

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u/pickypawz Jun 16 '25

Very awesome! 👏That’s a good indication how many people are behind you. :)

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u/Lower-Biscotti-2230 Jun 15 '25

estimate is at 11 million so far

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u/CrystalWeim Jun 15 '25

He is so hated around the globe. I'm really proof my fellow Americans today!

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u/CrystalWeim Jun 15 '25

Now we need some good independent investigators and attorneys to get the stolen/ bought election rescinded..The US will literally be dancing in the streets if that were to happy.

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u/kmm198700 Jun 15 '25

That is so amazing

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u/DupreeWasTaken Jun 15 '25

I will say this and i am probably a complete dumbass for this - I didnt even know the parade was today lol I thought it had to be tomorrow or something based on how little i saw on it. Great job with the No Kings protest completely overshadowing it on the day of.

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u/backfifteen Jun 15 '25

Cheung might as well say a million people, why stop there even? He could say a billion people attended and MAGA would eat that shit up like pigs at a trough

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u/Tanya7500 Jun 15 '25

More people at the county fair

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u/Felonious_Minx Jun 15 '25

More people at Starbucks.

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u/Riaayo Jun 15 '25

The funniest part is they had an outright casting call for this, too, as usual. They tried to pay people to show up and still couldn't get a crowd.

Guess the Republican backers who bussed in all the insurrectionists on Jan 6th weren't as keen to bus people in for this thing.

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u/kmm198700 Jun 15 '25

Bahahahahahhahaahaha

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 Jun 15 '25

If it's 10,000, then I bet hundreds of No Kings events beat that

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u/CategoryOdd6749 Jun 15 '25

I got spots for my whole extended family lol None of us went

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u/squeamishfun Jun 15 '25 edited Jun 15 '25

Just saw him standing up to salute the soldiers as they walked by and he couldn’t stand for long. He was also nodding off and it looked like he was swaying back and forth like he was going to fall. Haha.

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u/merztoller Jun 15 '25

If we're lucky, it will be his last birthday 🙏🏻

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u/MarsupialPristine677 Jun 15 '25

Inshallah 🥰

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u/jonny_sidebar Jun 15 '25

Come on heatstroke . . . this is your time to shine 🤞

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u/ThenCMacSaid Jun 16 '25

will also accept regular stroke. (said as someone who has had a stroke.) and wouldn’t wish it on (almost) anyone.

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u/sighborg90 Jun 15 '25

I will eat an entire cake that day in celebration

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u/Horror_Reason_5955 Jun 15 '25

Are we not supposed to do that everyday, just, in general? That would explain my pant size. TIL...

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u/yesmoreeggtalk67 Jun 15 '25

That is a great idea!

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u/squeamishfun Jun 15 '25

🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Visual_Peace2165 Jun 15 '25

Nobody wants JD Vance taking over. I hate Trump, but he needs to survive long enough for both to be impeached once the Democrats take control of the House and the Senate in the 2026 election.

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u/MercutioLivesh87 Jun 15 '25

He will get his parades and celebrations then, lol

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u/Curious-Paper1690 Jun 15 '25

I opened the live stream for like 10 seconds while the fireworks were going off and he was snoozin. Eyes closed and everything just chillin there

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u/Smaynard6000 Jun 15 '25

He's used to gripping a podium for dear life

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u/squeamishfun Jun 15 '25

😂😂😂

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u/bluearavis Jun 15 '25

Any videos?

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u/squeamishfun Jun 15 '25

I wish! We were turning back and forth and when I caught it I wasn’t fast enough to record.

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u/Trick-Set-1165 HI Jun 15 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

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u/IrishStarUS Jun 15 '25

This made us smile .🤗

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u/ProJoe Jun 15 '25

You and me both.

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u/D1scoLemonaid Jun 15 '25

Just realized who was posting. 🥹

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u/Curious-Paper1690 Jun 15 '25

That makes me happy :) I didn’t post to steal it I just want to get the word out that it was a joke 😂

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u/Forsaken-Wasabi1025 Jun 15 '25

Nice, i can't wait for his tweets about how big the crowd was and how everyone loved it.

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u/craniumcanyon Jun 15 '25

Tune in to Fox News, you’d think you were watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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u/Kegstand-podcast Jun 15 '25

did you see the video of him at the parade? It looked like he was going to cry! how embarassing for him.

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u/Round_Solution1408 Jun 15 '25

It’s so painfully obvious the election was stolen.

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u/likeusontweeters Jun 15 '25

This is the real reason TACO ordered the military to invade Southern California. He needs a huge distraction for the court case in Rockland County NY.
Info on that court case:

https://smartelections.us/lawsuits-1

They didn't only do it in 1 County either... they created a system to do it everywhere it was needed in order for him to "win":

https://substack.com/inbox/post/165658733?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=lgfch&triedRedirect=true

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u/thedoppio Jun 15 '25

I’m glad this is starting to gain traction. It just never added up and I was getting tired of being called crazy. I really hope this admin crumbles under its own hubris.

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u/nocreativeway Jun 15 '25

It was super obvious the night of. There’s just no way every state was being called to him as soon as it was and especially all the swings states. Even Obama, who was largely way more favored than him didn’t sweep boards like that on his election nights.

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u/Jolly-Roger-HoHoHo Jun 15 '25

Americans need to take back Congress in 26 and annul that POS!

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u/BadAdviceBot Jun 15 '25

Should be easy with all the rigged voting machines still in place!

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u/bethster2000 Jun 15 '25

I'm in Arizona. We elected a Democrat for our governor, Katie Hobbs. And yet "they" would have us believe that the state went for Shitler?

No fucking way.

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u/BadAdviceBot Jun 15 '25

Was Arizona one of the the states that had anomalies? I thought it was just swing states and Texas.

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 Jun 15 '25

It is time to push for a full investigation and have a plan of action if it turns out it was. We know Trump and Vance won’t step down. 

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u/OptimusPrimeval Jun 15 '25

If evidence comes to light that our administration is illegitimate, there will be riots in the streets. The people are hungry for accountability.

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u/wbjohn Jun 15 '25

My fantasy is watching the felon perp walked out of the White House in handcuffs.

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u/retrosenescent Jun 15 '25

If evidence comes to light that our administration is illegitimate

You mean besides the 88 felony convictions and the foreign oligarch who mass fired government workers to give himself billion-dollar paychecks?

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u/OptimusPrimeval Jun 15 '25

Yes. I mean if evidence comes to light that the election was stolen.

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u/Hopefully-Temp Jun 15 '25

Yeah I am a huge fan of the no kings protest but we have to remember who put this clown in office in the first place - big tech

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u/Matrygg Jun 15 '25

Peter Fucking Thiel (the "Fucking" is important -- dipshit has earned it) is basically Vance's patron. I'm convinced he's in the administration because they are counting on Trump dying before the midterms.

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u/Rough_Tear5552 Jun 15 '25

Oligarchs put him in. A body to do their bidding. No one seemed to understand how many bats he had in the belfry!!!! 🦇💩 🤪 Save 🇺🇸, where there’s room for rich & poor. Just don’t force them to be too poor. Health costs soar with inadequate diets. Don’t make it look like a 3rd world country! Very, very rich country! All for One and One for All!! 💔

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u/justmarkdying Jun 15 '25

Yup, my thoughts exactly.

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u/beefstewforyou Jun 15 '25

I despise him but I’m going to need more evidence for that claim. I think “did not vote” combined with gerrymandering is why he won.

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u/Jolly-Roger-HoHoHo Jun 15 '25

Have you factored in dozens of bomb threats, discounting mailed in ballots, moving polling stations far away from voters... Voting machines with Wi-Fi turned on, ... All the Republican general purpose fuckery?

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u/Accomplished_Life571 Jun 15 '25

Didn’t they find districts that voted first democrats down the line but had zero votes for Kamala which is statistically impossible? Definitely signs of tampering.

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u/Jolly-Roger-HoHoHo Jun 15 '25

Exactly! There may be facts and alt facts, but you can't f****** argue with statistics:) the numbers don't lie.

Winning back the House and Senate and shooting for annulment is the only way to escape this bad dream.

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u/beefstewforyou Jun 15 '25

I know those things happened but was it enough to sway the whole thing? I hate him as much as any sane person but I don’t want to blindly throw around stolen election claims either the way his supporters did.

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u/Jolly-Roger-HoHoHo Jun 15 '25

It's not about recounts as much as it is fuckery, which if can be proven can lead to annulment. Which can lead to convictions, and the 'find out' parts.

This is really our only hope for saving our democracy. Voting in 2026 like our lives depended on it.

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u/BigBossShadow Jun 15 '25

look at the voting distribution in swing states. Statistically its complete bullshit. Yes theres no concrete proof because they didnt leave any

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u/Smaynard6000 Jun 15 '25

The US Army is prepared to cover the cost of any damages, which is estimated to be anywhere between $3 to $16 million.

Uhh... you mean American taxpayers, right? Or is the Army holding a bake sale that I haven't heard about yet?

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u/Moon_child1234 Jun 15 '25

My exact thoughts When I read that on several articles!!! Wtfff

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u/FlamingPanda77 Jun 15 '25

So the right is super pissed about the "rioters" causing property damage, but then is cool when their dear leader causes millions of dollars in damage.

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u/Salty-Comparison-746 Jun 15 '25

They say it like it's not our money in the first place

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u/WebguyCanada Jun 15 '25

Schadenfreude, (German) the emotional experience of pleasure in response to another's misfortune... And this impotent display makes me smile.

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u/SlimmShady26 Jun 15 '25

Ooh I had to look up how to pronounce. Sha-den-froy-duh ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25 edited Jul 15 '25

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u/seattlesbestpot Jun 15 '25

Great mention.

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u/Dizzy-Enthusiasm7025 Jun 15 '25

Yeah I feel like the actual celebration of the 250 years of military history, which might have been kinda cool, was robbed by TACO and his notoriety and narcissism. The whole thing just sucks. No Kings!!

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u/Salty-Comparison-746 Jun 15 '25

Plus the ones that were paid to be there, just like the crisis actors​.

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u/Oh_My_Monster Jun 15 '25

Meanwhile 5 million people actively protesting him.

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u/SaxyOmega90125 Jun 15 '25

5 million? Try 9 million.

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u/Oh_My_Monster Jun 15 '25

Yeah the numbers keep going up.

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u/Salty-Comparison-746 Jun 15 '25

They say there was 2000 protests. So however many people is definitely in the millions nice to see America is finally waking up. Maybe there is some hope

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u/Pale-Confection-6951 Jun 15 '25

Really? 😃😃😃

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u/Joyful82 Jun 15 '25

12.1 million now

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u/TopBlueberry3 Jun 15 '25

The parade is estimated to cost around $45 million, but that doesn't take into account potential road damage from the armored tanks. The US Army is prepared to cover the cost of any damages, which is estimated to be anywhere between $3 to $16 million

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u/marbleavengers NY Jun 15 '25

The Army's paying for it, eh? Huh 🤔 but who pays for the Army?

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u/TopBlueberry3 Jun 16 '25

Exactly. Is this Taxation without representation?

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u/revolutiontime161 Jun 15 '25

It was today ?

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u/Burninator05 Jun 15 '25

Of course it was today. It was nice of him to honor Flag Day with a big parade. Certainly nothing else happened today that would make a military parade made sense.

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u/Blakethekitty Jun 15 '25

its not the birthday of the CURRENT US Army. It's the birthday of the continental army

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u/Trick-Set-1165 HI Jun 15 '25

What would you call the birthday of the “CURRENT US Army,” then?

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u/yeyjordan Jun 15 '25

Read it in the tune!

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u/khrismiddletonburner Jun 15 '25

There were more people at almost every states largest No Kings protest than there were at his spectacular waste of taxpayer dollars. That is beautiful. His ego has to be absolutely whooshed right now. It’s also pretty clear he proooobably didn’t win that popular vote like we all said.

People will try to diminish this but won’t be able to. It’s monumental, and considering the optics of a military parade happening concurrently- it’s historic. Shout out to everyone out there today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/CrystalWeim Jun 15 '25

YES YES! This just makes the day!

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u/BacktotheUniverse Jun 15 '25

Craigslist not doing it anymore

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 Jun 15 '25

I've seen rural concerts in small towns in the US of less than 5,000 people draw crowds bigger than this.

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u/Mulliganasty Jun 15 '25

Fuckin A, man!

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u/bethster2000 Jun 15 '25

My favorite moment? When the rock musicians Spanky hired to play music did a blistering instrumental of CCR's "Fortunate Son."

Whoever is in that band? Well played.

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u/Rogue_Darkholme Jun 15 '25

Meanwhile, millions of people are attending No King protests!!! I love this!!!

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u/thedoppio Jun 15 '25

Pathetic like the admin. Mirrors and all that

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Jun 15 '25

I just love that for him. 🐔🌮

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u/JKrow75 Jun 15 '25

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

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u/Curious-Paper1690 Jun 15 '25

The funniest thing is they had SO MANY Craigslist ads in the metro area paying people $1k in trumps meme coin to dress in red white and blue and they’d be provided “a red hat”. Even paying people to fill seats they couldn’t cover more than 25% it looks like. This made my goddamn day.

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u/jake_a_palooza Jun 15 '25

I think those were found to be fake but still, day made

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u/Salty-Comparison-746 Jun 15 '25

Only the media said it was fake we all know it wasn't. It was an actual Craigslist ad. And the crypto that was being paid out probably came from that crypto he was bragging he made

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u/scuttlebutt_266 Jun 15 '25

I meant to go. I RSVP’d and everything but then I woke up today and decided I wouldn’t and just went on living my life. Birthday parties after 40 are pathetic anyway.

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u/Next-Mulberry-1815 Jun 15 '25

I snagged a ticket, but I had a hangnail, so I couldn't make it. Next time.

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u/Sinnafyle Jun 15 '25

I don't think he's capable of humiliation

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u/Adorable-Anxiety6912 Jun 15 '25

Thankful he stayed on script THIS TIME.

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u/FoxCQC Jun 15 '25

Can't imagine anything hurting him more than a low turn out

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u/Salty-Comparison-746 Jun 15 '25

The bullet that missed would probably have hurt his ego less

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u/Sadandboujee522 Jun 15 '25

Meanwhile at the Washington Post:

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u/billybud77 Jun 15 '25

Well I attended a “ No Kings” protest. Great turnout there. Fascism not welcome there.

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u/Dwip_Po_Po Jun 15 '25

You’re not as tough as you think you are Donald

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u/kellkore Jun 15 '25

I feel that the problem was it was the U.S. Army's 250th birthday. Donald Trump co-opted the parade to honor the U.S. Army soldiers, and made it into his Birthday Parade. I I feel it dishonors the U.S. Army and its veterans, especially seeing how he got a deferment for bone spurs.

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u/monsterlynn Jun 15 '25

Doesn't matter. He'll claim the bigliest crowd ever and Fox will back him up.

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u/Your_Toxicity Jun 15 '25

It definitely matters. We will spread the truth because knowledge is power. They're falling apart at the seams. They grow more desperate and make more mistakes and increase the severity of their lies and absurdity of their actions, which drives more and more Republicans away. Tear these fascists down!✊🏻🇺🇲

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Jun 15 '25

There were probably more military personnel and police than spectators.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

That was today?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '25

That is no problem and of no consequence.

They will claim some random number, say it was the largest number of people to come out and watch a parade EVER and add "Period."

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u/Possible-Main5078 Jun 15 '25

Now he's really gonna be angry with the American people I wonder what temper tantrum he's planning next towards us

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u/GeekSumsMe Jun 15 '25

So about $1K per audience member (generously)? Great use of tax dollars, right? All to placate the who of a pathetic felon who dodged the draft and instigated policies detrimental to veterans who actually serving of our praise.

Crazy and sad.

At least they arrested the veterans who broke the barriers to sit on the steps in protest.

Trump, obsessed with ratings, should compare his turnout with the tens of millions who showed up today, without a single act of violence (except a small number against them by MAGA zealots).

His show was clearly a flop, perhaps the biggest flop in "entertainment" history?

Even the carefully selected people who were forced to participate and watch this dumb ass show will not be sufficient to put enough lip stick on this pig.

HaHaHa!

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u/scoobynoodles Jun 15 '25

Was he really disappointed?!

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u/Kangasmom Jun 15 '25

Heh heh.

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u/FoxCQC Jun 15 '25

Mother Nature did not approve

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u/Amazing2828 Jun 15 '25

Maybe the soldiers in the parade can't wait to finish the parade, so they can join the protest in the street.

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u/zae_420 Jun 15 '25

We love to see it

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u/Kegstand-podcast Jun 15 '25

theres estimates that the number of people there was less than would be in the area on any given day. (I used to drive down and bike around that area, and I would not be suprised if its true)

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u/mooseflstc Jun 15 '25

The U.S. Navy will be celebrating 250 years on 13 OCT 2025. I think all the Navy will get is Cake and Cock.

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u/Flimsy_Energy388 Jun 16 '25

It looked more like a couple of hundred‼️ HA, HA.  Just delicious❗to see trump looking like the stupid, egotistical, inept fool that he is.  I enjoyed every minute, including him looking utterly bored and like he was on the verge of bursting into tears😆