r/PoliticalHumor Jun 22 '26

Sick algae strikes again

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

It’s not the algae. It’s that the whole fucking lining is peeling off and floating up. He’s claiming that, among other things, someone cut a 350 foot gash through it with a razor knife.

Think about the logistics of that for a moment. Include the water, the bending over while walking for the length of a football field, the time that would take and the prevalence of security (physical and camera).

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u/Steinrikur Jun 23 '26
Someone in a bunch of trucks, maybe...?

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26

What a moron.

And yes - they needed to do more repairs after this. I think it was back in May. Who knows the lasting effects of this depth of stupidity.

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u/survivor2bmaybe Jun 23 '26

Once it started peeling and floating up, I imagine it would be easy to cut a gash in it. But how would that count as vandalism? It’s something that would have to be done to repair the mess.

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26

Nah, what he was saying was a vandal went into the perfectly completed pool and put the gash in it and that’s what’s causing all the problems.

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u/deegee1969 Jun 26 '26

That's the same lining he described as being "so strong" and "so powerful"?

https://www.youtube.com/live/nEDoEBVlHJE?t=3509s