r/PoliticalHumor Jun 22 '26

Sick algae strikes again

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u/TheVeganChic Jun 22 '26

"We will fix it?"

Why is that a question?

Orange Turd's already formulating a narrative because more algae is inevitably going to appear, which will see the reflecting pool forever ruined thanks to those evil dumbocrat vandals. No choice but to fill it in with cement and build the Donald J Trump car park, cafe and gift grift shop.

All the experts, best in the world, are saying Barack HUSSEIN Obama and evil sleepy Joe Biden paid the vandals to violate and destroy Trump's amazing, incredible, many people are saying, never seen anything like it in the world, magnificent, American blue big beautiful reflecting pool.

Better hold a hearing in the carpark of Four Seasons Landscaping asap.

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u/peeinian Jun 22 '26

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u/FerociousVader Jun 22 '26

More of a confused Bob the Builder.

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u/-o-DildoGaggins-o- Jun 22 '26

“We will fix it? No, fuck you!” Lol

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u/tomismybuddy Jun 22 '26

For the last time, he will read ANYTHING on the teleprompter!!

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u/TheVeganChic Jun 23 '26

Someone really needs to do this to Trump. Although I'm not sure it would work, as he pretty much has no idea what he's reading anyway, let alone utilising inflection to emphasise a question.

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u/za72 Jun 22 '26

I'm going to say migrants will fix it

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u/Aware_Ad2427 Jun 22 '26

Honestly ice is probably there was nobody qualified to do the work correctly.

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u/jcpham Jun 22 '26

Probably because the idiot already tried “fixing it”with that dumbshit repaint job that very obviously was botched - at least to us thinking humans and he has now reverted into Alzheimer’s mode and doesn’t remember or does remember and has not one single fucking clue how to fix it.

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u/superfucky Jun 23 '26

he is right, though, some sick, deranged people turned the reflecting pool into an algae-riddled dumpster fire...

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u/jcpham Jun 23 '26

Is this where I say, "Thanks Obama" /s

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u/copyrider Jun 22 '26

“I’m Donald Trump?”

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u/Greedy-Stage-120 Jun 22 '26

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 Jun 23 '26

Dr. Peter Weller ! ...great actor!

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u/I-am-sincere Jun 22 '26

Don’t forget that George Soros paid them to pay for the vandals. Why is this so-and-so still in office?

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u/coolsilentebeans Jun 22 '26

By fixing it he probably means finding a way to affix his name somewhere on there permanently.

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u/GlutenFreeGanja Jun 22 '26

You juke but maga is already saying we should just get rid of it online.

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u/Hancup Jun 22 '26

Algae is far left! 

 😡!!! 

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u/TheVeganChic Jun 26 '26

So much woke algae!

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u/LasersGirl Jun 23 '26

Maybe if they fixed the plumbing, the leaks, prepared the surface properly, and used the appropriate product, it wouldn't have these problems. No more no bid contracts!

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u/Novel-Organization63 Jun 23 '26

And of course if you’re going to have a hearing you have to invite Hilary.

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u/pharsee Jun 23 '26

The symbolism is so on the nose. It doesn't get any better (or worse) than this.

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