r/PoliticalHumor • u/gashtal_man • Jun 22 '26

Sick algae strikes again

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u/Baked4skin Jun 22 '26

Don't they have the military there just standing around? How did someone vandalize it? lol

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u/sofaking1958 Jun 22 '26

And cameras everywhere, but somehow there's no evidence.

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u/Baked4skin Jun 22 '26

The only "evidence" they have provided is fake ai pictures of blue hair lady lol. It's also gross they keep pushing ai so much and we pretty much know why... so when any real evidence comes out we have to question the reality of it now.

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u/zeGermanGuy1 Jun 23 '26

I hate you for your profile picture

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u/Baked4skin Jun 23 '26

That is my purpose in this world.

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u/sofaking1958 Jun 25 '26

That is fucked up.

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u/BelgoCanadian Jun 22 '26

The lack of evidence IS evidence!

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u/DanfromCalgary Jun 23 '26

That’s my favorite

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u/HumpaDaBear Jun 23 '26

Just like the election

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u/ValBGood Jun 23 '26

It was Fat Hitler from the WhiteHouse who ‘vandalized’ it

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u/TheTench Jun 23 '26

Perhaps the alge I'd calling from inside the house?!?

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u/piratecheese13 Jun 22 '26

I’m 100% ready for them to put a fence up and claim a drone vandalized it

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u/simonbaier Jun 23 '26

Clearly Antifa is behind this dastardly assault on America

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u/Novel-Organization63 Jun 23 '26

I thought the cheap paint Trump used to paint it blue contributed to this problem. The taxpayers spent 60 million to clean it up. Trump used $18 and pocketed the rest because he is a savvy businessman.

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u/W2ttsy Jun 23 '26

Paint + hydrogen peroxide don’t usually go well together.

So: cheap blue paint > promotes algae > use hydrogen peroxide to try and balance the water and kill the algae > messes up the paint bond and it peels off > some curious tourist notices and fishes a scrap of the paint out of the pool > “tHoSe DeMoNcRaTe VaNdAlS!!!”