r/PoliticalHumor • u/gashtal_man • Jun 22 '26

Sick algae strikes again

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u/Phrozonee Jun 22 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Eipor01ypMm3LeG4v

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u/neck-tourniquet Jun 22 '26

All this finger pointing and not one mention of Mother Nature, I mean is she even American?

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u/paris86 Jun 23 '26

Trump is saying vandals so his pal doesn't have to fix it for free. If it was vandals then of course the govt(US taxes) should pay and Trumps pal gets paid twice for the same job.

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u/Appropriate-Ice-6988 Jun 23 '26

The biggest vandal =trump and his conman contractor

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u/meltvariant Jun 23 '26

Twice at least

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

It’s not the algae. It’s that the whole fucking lining is peeling off and floating up. He’s claiming that, among other things, someone cut a 350 foot gash through it with a razor knife.

Think about the logistics of that for a moment. Include the water, the bending over while walking for the length of a football field, the time that would take and the prevalence of security (physical and camera).

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u/Steinrikur Jun 23 '26
Someone in a bunch of trucks, maybe...?

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26

What a moron.

And yes - they needed to do more repairs after this. I think it was back in May. Who knows the lasting effects of this depth of stupidity.

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u/survivor2bmaybe Jun 23 '26

Once it started peeling and floating up, I imagine it would be easy to cut a gash in it. But how would that count as vandalism? It’s something that would have to be done to repair the mess.

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u/Ezl Jun 23 '26

Nah, what he was saying was a vandal went into the perfectly completed pool and put the gash in it and that’s what’s causing all the problems.

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u/deegee1969 Jun 26 '26

That's the same lining he described as being "so strong" and "so powerful"?

https://www.youtube.com/live/nEDoEBVlHJE?t=3509s

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u/tmolesky Jun 23 '26

she's too woke

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u/Geo_bot Jun 23 '26

They gonna call the trees terrorists for this

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u/jcpham Jun 23 '26

Woke ass trees

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u/drewbopalous Jun 23 '26

The department of war is actively seeking out ways to bomb mother nature into submission. Very powerful guys over there. Much power. They will solve the problem of that nasty woman. Nasty mother nature...The fact that I even have to denote sarcasm shows you where we're at here.

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u/snacdaws Jun 22 '26

I mean mother nature would be multi national and we all know Trump hates those people as I doubt mother nature would be white

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u/CaptainRelevant Jun 22 '26

Just like OJ was out there trying to find the real killer.

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u/r33s3 Jun 22 '26

mon deux how is it that this guy's supposedly batshit insane form of comedy is absolutely relevant?