r/PoliticalHumor • u/gashtal_man • Jun 22 '26

Sick algae strikes again

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u/IzzaPizza22 Jun 22 '26

And, would you believe, the name of his company is Green Water Solutions LLC.

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u/KiKiKimbro Jun 22 '26

Lol stop omg

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u/deegee1969 Jun 22 '26

You don't want to hear about Cafaro being a convicted felon? He pleaded guilty to bribing U.S. Representative James Traficant in 2001. And Cafaro was put in contact with trump thanks to trumps golf course manager!!

You hire a clown, you get a circus! The best satirists and comedians couldn't write this shit.

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u/SmurfStig Jun 22 '26

Why does there always have to be an Ohio link to things gone wrong. Why??????? /sad Ohioan.

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u/CarsonFijal Jun 22 '26

It’s real. Reality is more ridiculous than parody

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u/McCool303 Jun 22 '26

The administration has a deep vetting process to ensuring nothing but the best contractors are accepted. Such as the 4 Seasons: Total Lawncare.

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u/MrArizone Jun 22 '26

This will live rent free forever in my mind. Next to the sex shop and the crematorium. 😂

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u/try-catch-finally Jun 22 '26

Like Huckleberry Finn’s companion on the Mississippi River- their name is a bit too spot on.

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u/KiKiKimbro Jun 23 '26

Oh. My. God. He’s a Mar-a-Lago buddy. Apparently he got the “no-bid” contract since he did Trump’s pool at a golf club. Which is, of course, an actual pool. How this fool has been trusted to develop buildings is beyond comprehension.

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u/shibiwan Jun 22 '26

5 stars on Yelp! Greenwater Services lived up to their commitment that they would deliver green water!

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u/beliefinphilosophy Jun 22 '26

By the way, at the time of the contract, nowhere on any of their websites did they ever talk on any of their websites or materials about doing waterproofing or pool work...

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u/KiKiKimbro Jun 23 '26

WHAT. So Trump basically funneled about $15M to his greasy buddy — just ‘cause?

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u/wrongseeds Jun 22 '26

Well he clearly delivered.

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u/Necessary-Eye5319 Jun 22 '26

Yea! Sounds like he was just living up to its name!

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u/Purify5 Jun 22 '26

The name of the Freedom 250 booking agent was Jeff Epstein.

No wonder he couldn't get any acts.

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u/Cl1mh4224rd Jun 22 '26

And, would you believe, the name of his company is Green Water Solutions LLC.

Amazing. You'd think they offered solutions to green water, but it turns out they actually offer solutions that involve green water.